UN al-Quds Vote: Nikki's Gonna Tell Sir

In today's festive season 'Donald Chump - Israel's Bitch' expose edition we bring our readers – and hate-mongering Zionist CST apologist critics - the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering counter-culture hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into razor-edged bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial - and harbour zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing authoritarian 0:01% oligarchy that believe they rule this world and all upon its mantle.

Haley threatens the known Universe: ‘I will report to President Chump who votes against US Jerusalem decision’.
Yep, the banner headline says it all. Nikki's Gonna Tell Sir – that Chump guy in the Oval Office with the dead albino possum hairpiece.

Tricky Nikki Haley, the United States of Israel's blackamoor joke of an ambassador to the United Nations – an appointment far beyond the capacities of her limited intellectual capabilities and political experience - has warned every fucker and their dog that President Donald Chump will take a 'no-vote' on his recognition of al-Quds (Jerusalem) as the Ashkenazi Zionist’s crapital as a personal insult - and has been tasked to report back to him with a 'Black List' of nay-sayers – for the specific 'corrective action' attentions of Erik Prick's Constellis psycho mercenary assassins.

No shit, this moronic Punjabi broomstick merchant sounds like some latter day split-arsed Tail Gunner Joe McCarthy – waving aloft a list of names and issuing more scent than substance threats.
"We know who you are and where you live – and where your kids go to school. There's no hiding place - our drones will find you."

What a tosspot bimbo Haley (real name Nimrata Randhawa) is – a pathetic tittle-tattle skanger - like some educationally sub-normal schoolyard bully – 'Big Don's gonna get yer after class'.

Plus, not satisfied with being unilaterally considered a shit for brains skag, Haley went deliberately out of her way to confirm the fact when taking a scam phone call from Russian pranksters who recruited her assistance to counter Moscow's aggressive political interference in the constitutional affairs of the non-existent South China Sea located island of Binomo. What a klutz.

Regardless of the shitstorm of international condemnation that continues to rain down, the US government (actually read 'Donald Chump') continues to defend its (his) decision to recognize al-Quds (Jerusalem) as the crapital of the rogue – and illegal – racist state of Israel.
The day prior to the UN emergency session, US envoy Haley dispatched a missive informing the representative ambassadors of other global nations that all those objecting to the US' pro-Zionist / Israeli apologist position will be reported to President Chimp.

The warning was contained in a threatening Sino Middle Kingdom Huang Dynasty style royal edict: 'Read This, Tremble and Obey' communication ahead of the General Assembly’s emergency Thursday session on the status of Palestine's al-Quds capital.

Haley - co-founder of South Carolina's Bamberg Halitosis Society - stated for the public record that 'the US leader' will be “carefully” monitoring the vote – alas, due her IQ-deficiency syndrome condition, little realising that her Hitlerian / Stalinist – more at Orwellian - statement mirrored the type of despotic dictatorial maxim expected from the likes of the NorKor's Kim Jong-un – the only nation state dynastic leader on the planet with an even worse hair style than Chump's.

To paraphrase the imbecilic Haley directly: “As you consider your vote today, I implore you to know President Chump and his Deep State Zionist donors and Mil-Ind cabal controllers - and Israeli Premier Bobo Nuttyahoo - will be watching this vote carefully and take any naysayer and abstainer positions as a personal affront."

Hmmm, the Chump's not so much a moneyed spoiled brat - but moronic twat – a shit for brains gobshite bully with zero comprehension of foreign affairs or history – and has pulled this insane 'recognition' stunt on the urgings of his Zionist kikester son-in-law, the vile Jared '666' Kushner – Israel's current 'numero uno' Shite House insider sayanim.

The Chump's a big kid, a bit of a wanker that has to be liked and appreciated – (state visit to Britain / complimented / knighted / commended / adored / worshipped) - or else the world is wrong and he is right.

Alas, in the cold light of day he's the type wanker an uncharitable person might – rightly - refer to - in good ole boy red-neck A-meri-can jargon - as an 'out n out dumb cunt'.

While the Great Satan has been widely criticised for reversing decades of neutrality on the issue of the Palestinian capital of al-Quds, the White House claims it is fulfilling an election pledge by Mr Chump to implement the Jerusalem Embassy Act – a piece of shifty back-boiler Zionist appeasement legerdemain passed by Congress in 1995 - but continuously postponed by more astute Oval Office occupants than this shit for brains kikester stooge, President Don-Boy Chimp.

Israeli sovereignty over al-Quds has never been recognised internationally, and all countries maintain their embassies in Tel Aviv.
However, President Chump, acting on orders from his US-based Zionist kikester donors and Israeli Premier Bobo Nuttyahoo, has instructed the US state department to start work on moving the US embassy – brick by brick – to al-Quds.

The 193-member UN General Assembly held a rare emergency special session on Thursday at the request of Arab and Muslim states, who condemned Mr Chump's decision to reverse decades of US policy earlier in the month.

Well, regardless of the tar-brush featured Haley's totalitarian threats, the UN General Assembly decisively backed a resolution effectively calling on President Chump to withdraw his personal recognition of al-Quds as the capital of Israel.

The UN resolution states, in unambiguous fashion, that any and all decisions set forth by the Chump White House regarding the status of al-Quds are null m void – and henceforth cancelled.

In and of itself, in original draft format, the resolution was approved by 128 states - with a disgraceful 35 abstaining and 9 other Zionist stooge states voting against - after President Chimp threatened to cut US financial aid to those who backed the resolution.

The 9 who voted against the resolution were the US, Israel, Guatemala, Honduras, the Marshall Islands, Micronesia, Nauru, Palau and Togo. Among the 35 abstaining were Zionist stooge Trudeau's Canada and Mexico.

Those voting in favour included the other four permanent members of the UN Security Council (China, France, Russia and the UK) as well as key US allies in the Muslim world.

Plus there were 21 countries who didn't dare turn up for the vote and instead submitted a doctor's ill-health note as a pretext for absolution.

To conclude, are we not sick to the back teeth with the good ole American hypocrisy and boasts of inalienable right to life, liberty and happiness – and justice for all? Yet in all reality these elegant paeans to democratic process and socio-political equality only apply to the moneyed Ivy League criminal class – and not the common herd.

Did you vote to move your embassy to Jerusalem or al-Quds? How about Bethlehem? Read up on your hardback copy of the Protocols of the Greedy Bastard Elders of Zion and choose a location of your choice within the expanse of the Greater Israel. How about Damascus or Baghdad? Ankara or Tehran? Cairo or Karachi? Or Riyadh or Dubai or Muscat?

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