UK Plod Squad Rife With Mensa Rejects

In today’s 'Police Infested With Morons' expose edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from our embedded deep throat PCSO cross-dressing mole, Mollie McSkanger, grassing up Scotland Yard's crimes n misdemeanours for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Yep, as the maxim goes – the Truth is out there – some fucking where or the other – but one startling truth to hit the UK's gutter press and mass media headlines this week is the proven fact that Broken Britain's Plod Squad ranks are infested not only with thick as pigshit morons but too, evidence-tampering incompetents and career criminals.

To wit, the gospel according to a sub-banner headline in the Daily Shitraker, the Met's Plod Squad is launching a review of all ongoing sex crime investigations following the collapse of not just one - but a calamitous two - rape cases in a single week.

On Tuesday the CPS dropped a case against Liam Allan, a man charged with raping a child under 16, due to police finally disclosing hard evidence they had concealed - to guarantee a no-contest conviction.

The double whammy came in a similar stitch-up rape case the Crown Prosecution Service have been forced to drop against Isaac Itiary after undisclosed evidence was released by Scotland Yard – which the CPS have conveniently flagged under the heading of sheer Plod Squad incompetence.

Liam Allan, a 22-year-old student, was charged with twelve counts of rape and sexual assault - and spent two years on bail - until the trial collapsed when an evasive, evidence-juggling Plod Squad were finally ordered to comply with defence demands and hand over conspiratorially concealed phone records.
A computer disk containing 40,000 messages revealed that the alleged underage victim – who can't be named for legal reasons (Fellattia McGobbler) had pestered Mr Allan for bouts of 'hot n heavy' casual sex.

In the graphic exchanges, the complainant discussed her erotic fantasies of extreme sex acts, including being publicly three hole raped while spread across a Costa Coffee shop table.

Former Met deputy assistant commissioner, Lord Brian Pillock, opined to one press hack from the Stitch Up Gazette that "We see too many cases where the Plods are cherry-picking the evidence in order to secure a prosecution and don't seem to give a shit if an innocent person goes to jail – just as long as their conviction stats look good."

The rodent-featured Met Commissioner, Cressida Dickhead, went on the defensive regarding charges of evidence tampering and concealment – blaming disclosure failings on overwork and stress among Plod Squad officers who haven't time to expedite their designated jobs efficiently – basically a resources issue caused by the government's budget and staff cutbacks.

Resources issue? Bullshit – it's a matter of basic honesty, competence and professional integrity issues.

Nasty Party MP Nigel Evans, who was cleared of rape and sexual assault charges against a close group of his fellow sodomite boozing playmates back in 2014, opined to media hacks there was a systemic problem not only with Plod Squad incompetence but too criminal level corruption – which results with innocent members of the gay - and ethnic minority communities - ending up in prison.

A member of the Black community, Mr Isaac Itiary, 25, spent four months in jail awaiting trial until all charges were dropped in the wake of Mr Allan's case - after it was revealed the Met Plod Squad had withheld text messages on his teenage accuser’s mobile phone that not only proved his innocence but further proved she was a low-life perjuring slut.

Itiary was charged back in July of 2017 with the rape of a child under 16: specifically six counts of sexual activity with a minor, two counts of rape and one count of making indecent photographs when the girl was aged 14 and 15. In his defence Itiary swore he believed the girl was 19 at the time – yet, regardless of protestations, spent four months behind bars awaiting trial for rape before it emerged police had purposely failed to disclose text messages proving his accuser had lied.

Copies of the aforesaid text messages previously requested by Itiary's defence team in September were only provided on December 17th - and proved the girl posed as a 19-year-old - which led to an emergency in-chambers hearing where Itiary was vindicated and all charges dropped.

Okay, time to put the Met's Scotland Yard pigpen under the microscope - coming once more to a cry of Que? WTF? You couldn't make this shit up! It's a fact – you couldn't.

Incredibly, the police officer assigned to the Met Plod Squad's rape and sex abuse unit who hounded Liam Allan - the intellectually-challenged DC Mark 'The Bungler' Azariah - was also the tosspot who withheld exonerating evidence in Mr Itiary’s case.
Azariah – described by associates as 'a right turkey' – remains on active duty and hence full pay – doubtless fucking up (withholding - and / or tampering with) vital evidence in a host more questionable sexual assault and rape cases.

The burning question of the day is this: how many more bungled cases has this incompetent – (or purposely vindictive and crooked) – dog wanker made a bollocks of with evidence meddling / tampering?

Well, ain't that just typical. Another stitch-up bites the dust. Withhold exonerating evidence to ensure the hapless twat collared for a crime he / she didn't commit – gets convicted. Keeps the Plod Squad crime rate stats in the black.

Thus, at the end of the day it all comes down to command responsibility – – and who other to fall on her own sword – or borrowed blade – and commit an act of Japanese style ritual disembowelment seppuku – but moronic Met Commissioner Cressy Dickhead - the useless twat who oversaw the 2005 Operation Kill The Sparkie – in which a Brazilian 'Christian' electrician - Jean Charles da Silva e de Menezes - was 'mistaken' for a Mid-Eastern Arab Muslim Jolly Jihad terrorist suicide backpack bomber – and had a full clip of 9mm parabellum rounds fired into his head by a gung-ho clusterfuck gang of trigger-happy SO19 firearm plods while boarding a tube train at Stockwell Station.

Following this major fubar, the Dickhead was upped to Met Boss – but it's a fact she's clearly been promoted well beyond her level of professional ability - but has to be protected on affirmative action grounds so those who made the mistake of promoting her are likewise afforded 'cover your ass' blame-dodging insurance for the ongoing stream of Goon Squad fubars – which goes some way to explaining the Brobdingnagian scale shit still going wrong under her fatally flawed 'leadership' (sic) watch.

And to pre-empt anyone who claims the system's broken - it isn't exactly broken – it was designed that way by the jingoist white Masonic secret handshake cabal that have directed and controlled 'Peeler' policy since the force was established to protect the interests of the elitist moneyed nobility and nouveau riche Industrialist upper class back in 1829.

The moral compass of this entire establishment structure has been off-kilter for a very long time – and thanks to current era panopticon surveillance technology, is getting a damn sight fucking worse at a geometric rate.

Of course we have swathes of the common herd saying 'WTF is going on?' as their Womb to Tomb establishment-conditioned (brainwashed) belief system can neither comprehend, nor accept, the fact the esteemed Plod Squad – the Dickson of Dock Green protector icons of the public domain (another lie) - are a bunch of incompetent and corrupt blue uniformed criminals in their own right.

Broken Britain's graft and corruption-ridden national Plod Squad claim to enforce equality: racial and sectarian tolerance - yet is an organisation staffed with hypocrites – enforcing hypocrisy.
Racial tolerance and multi-cultural identity – my ass, when they have a Black (& Brown) Police Association – insta-segregation on the part of the perma-sun-tanned 'We Don't Wanna Integrate With Whitey' Plod Squad contingent.

Yep, the canny are aware that something stinks in Denmark (read: Scotland Yard) n it isn't Hamlet's socks - and we have these incompetent clowns policing (sic) Broken Britain from Land's Bend to John O' Goats.

But the Plod Squad provides a well-salaried post with a pension that attracts all manner of criminal types out to make a buck on the side – from intellectually-challenged dirty deviants and perverts - to career control freaks and sadists in it solely for the uniform and power - to boost their nano-particle level self-esteem deficiencies - by bullying others.

And as to the actual rejects – of which there ain't too many – they end up working for the local Renta-Thug Security Agency – or one of the private CST anti-Semitic plod squad hate-mongering gangs.

Though one common thread – (apart from moron-level IQ-deficiency and Common Purpose programming) – a deranged sense of entitlement and abuse of office – that runs through the Plod Squad, Judiciary, Government, Priesthood, Military and the Paedophile Underground: is the corrupt cult of Freemasonry – and all branches riddled with nonce-ponce sodomites who take great Satanic pleasure in molesting innocent kids – and buggering underage rent boys up the back passage – as so clearly instanced by the antics of Scotland's Crown Office judiciary and their cryptic Scottish Rite Masonic 'Jocks in Frocks' / 'Tartan Tadgers' Sodomite Speculative Society 'Magic Circle' brotherhood.

'Tis a fact, apart from the scumbag ridden civil service and Parliament assemblies – (lower House of Conmans MPs & upper House of Frauds 'Vermin in Ermin') – no fucker embodies the corrupt criminal culture of denial and cover-ups like Broken Britain's Plod Squad – along with the Kraut Dachau DVD-run MI5 / Mi6 intelligence (sic) services.

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