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In today's festive season 'Let's Kick Some Establishment Ass' nasty news roundup we bring our readership the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering counter-culture hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into razor-edged bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial - and harbour zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing authoritarian 0:01% oligarchy that believe they rule this world and all upon its mantle.

Subject: God's Chosen People did this? Barbaric war criminals.
https://www.rt.com/news/413393-palestinian-wheelchair-killed-idf/?utm_source=browser&utm_medium=aplication_chrome&utm_campaign=chrome
Wheelchair-bound man with no legs killed by IDF in Gaza during Jerusalem protest. Yet another Palestinian Muslim Semite protester bites the dust.
Disabled man murdered in Gaza Strip by Israeli Defence Force's ZioNazi psycho thugs - for daring to question whose 'Promised Land' Palestine actually is.

Rochdale Council drops town centre swearing ban.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-42329254
What they need to implement and enforce is a ban on local authority Masonic bigwigs and dirty deviant MPs - like rabid Rochdale's Cyril 'Fatberg' Smith - using the town's child care facilities and orphanages as their personal paedo brothels for sexually molesting defenceless kids.

Birds banned from Bristol trees.
Pigeon spikes on Clifton area trees branded idiotic.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-42409884
The avian-unfriendly Hillcrest Estate Management Co have covered the tree branches at their 'prestigious' Bartlett Court Flats property with nasty spikes to prevent birds perching or roosting in the arboreal surroundings and shitting on resident's cars parked below – a move slammed by avian fauna experts as declaring war on wildlife – as the spikes also impede and obstruct the local squirrel population from using the tree branches as a predator-free highway.
Hmmm, no fucker at Bartlett Court Flats know how to operate a bucket n sponge n wash leather?

HR McMaster weighs in on North Korea nuclear threat.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-us-canada-42403260/hr-mcmaster-weighs-in-on-north-korea-nuclear-threat
In a wide-ranging interview with the BBC's Andrew 'Bat Ears' Marr, Donald Chump's paranoid–psycho Neo-Con National Security Adviser, HR 'Baldy' McMaster, said that the United States has "to be prepared, if necessary, to compel the denuclearisation of North Korea", with or without their cooperation.
Hmmm, pity some fucker doesn't de-nuke the Great Satan – for unlike the NorKors – who have never nuked anyone – so far – while the good ole US of A dropped not one - but two - experimental stage / prototype radiation-rich nuclear bombs on Japan in August 1945 – to see what damage an air burst would do to a civilian infrastructure target – and the 'real-time' after-effects of radiation poisoning.

Arch EUSSR Remainiac and all-round Brussels stooge, Anna Soubry, the incumbent Tory Nasty Party MP for Snottingham's Botox constituency, opined to the House of Conmans assembly that white British people need to learn more from the Muslim community.
http://kippercentral.com/2017/12/16/soubry-white-british-learn-muslims/
In keeping with her customary failure to engage before opening gob, Ms Sourpuss, speaking at Parliament's Eid-ul-Adha meeting following the election of the cellulite-loaded Halimah Khaled as the first Muslim Mayor of Broxtowe - went into total ass-kissing mode, stating that Ms Khaled was rightly proud of her faith – and she and her Islamic community could teach bog-standard ignorant Christian white British people 'many a good thing' and make our once-sceptred isle 'a better country'.
So, WTF do we have to learn from immigrant stock Halimah Khaled (whose family deserted their Third World dump to migrate to Britain) – and her Muslim community – none of whom have ever fully integrated – keeping their own language and religion – and various toxic aspects of Sharia Law – and fostering a Jolly Jihad / Saracen Scallies terrorist culture.

Leicestershire County Council's 'food Nazis' are copping a veritable barrage of ridicule after pontificating on how many sprouts their borough residents should eat per serving of Christmas dinner.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-derbyshire-42412274
A tweet advising festive diners that six is the magic sprout number drew public reactions ranging from people pissing themselves in laughter at the absurdity of the 'Six sprouts = ONE portion - Don't overeat' post - to others branding the council as a bunch of gobshite 'know-all n know fuck all' control freaks.
The Council's Department of the Environment spokesperson, Alderwoman Chlamydia Mingerot, informed one gutter press hack from the Flatulence Review that 'Eating too many sprouts over the festive season can induce a virtual 'fart attack' and result in massive discharges of methane – which is knocking holes in our ozone layer. Hence the sprout portion advisory is in keeping with the UN's global warming / climate change carbon cap and credits exchange offset guidelines.'

While Brexiteers insist that no transition period – or money-grubbing divorce fee – is required for Broken Britain to give the EUSSR fascist community the finger, Terry Mayhem and 'Donkey David' Davis argue that the UK must abide by the Brussels kleptocrat hierarchy's extra two year transition period following the 29 March 2019 bye-bye date – and continue to get financially shafted (robbed blind) - obeying the rules of the single market and the customs union until 2021.
https://www.newstatesman.com/politics/uk/2017/12/two-year-brexit-transition-period-will-not-be-long-enough
Okay, who the fuck do we need as Tory leader to pull off a 'no deal / hard Brexit n get our asses out of the EUSSR immediately – if not sooner – thus impressing on the Brussels kleptocrats that we mean 'World Trade business – and tell them to stick their extortionate £100 zillion nicker divorce fee.
The Reverend Dodgeson's White Queen told Alice Liddell she could do six impossible things before breakfast – but that delusional old biddy's the stuff of fiction n myth – so how about Jacob Rees-Mogg – aka the Mighty Mogg – a no-nonsense driven and determined Tory Brexiteer with a sense of 'Can Do' purpose – as Terry 'Transition Period' Maybot, unlike the White Queen, looks to be incapable of doing 'one possible' thing before March 2019 – if then.

Responding to a question viz death threats made against treasonous MPs who have stood up to be counted with the Remainiac camp, House of Conmans Speaker John Bercow defends their right to behave like EUSSR / Brussels stooges and vote on Brexit in line with personal agendas - and not the will of the people who put them in office.
Okay, let's see if the voting demographic hold the same skewed opinion at the ballot box come the next election.
https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/286701/John-Bercow-squanders-37-000-on-a-portrait-of-himself
Hmmm, is this the very same short-arsed Bercow who squandered some £37,000 quid of taxpayers cash on a vanity oil portrait of himself, plus ego-boosting heraldic coat of arms .... along with 350 postcard-sized 'Selfie' photographs costing £££ mega-bucks of public funds - plus £2,000 worth of beeswax candles, then £700 quid to tune his 'official' grand piano - and let's not forget the £50,000 nicker paid to Tory paedo scum Lord Alistair McAlpine after his IQ-deficient gobshite missus, Sally the Slut, libelled the pederast peer?

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