Nasty Party Stage China ‘Crony Junket’

Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial – and this week’s Crony Baloney Show spectacular features the Nasty Party’s leader Posh Dave Scameron off on a taxpayer-funded junket aboard Nepotism Air’s first class Boeing 787 ‘Wet Dreamliner’ flight to Beijing – with a trade delegation of 131 robber baron types in tow – whose names were randomly selected out of a hat during a soiree at the City’s Masonic Mammon Club last week.

Better known by his new sobriquet as ‘Austerity Dave’ when dealing with the affairs of the taxpaying peasant class, Scameron risked accusations of cronyism after flying to Beijing yesterday as head of a trade mission composed of Nasty Party donors and his slack-jawed father-in-law, Viscount Astor of Scatt, along with several dodgy neighbours and a string of bottom feeding zillionaire oligarchs who get a hard on by profiteering from human frailty and social misery.

Political abuse watchdog activist groups have been quick to criticise the fact that Willy Astor, step-father of Scameron’s coke-snorting missus Samantha (aka Snowy Sheffield) has been included in this blue chip Dog & Pony Show in his capacity as deputy chairman of Sleazegate Media, a TV production company that makes ‘mangga’ porno cartoons for the oriental market.
The shifty Astor is rumoured to be signing a joint venture deal with Mr Fuk Yew Tu, big boss of the feared Snakehead Triad and CEO of DHgate Sex Toys to market their best-selling ‘Licky-Sucky 69’ kiddie sized pre-pubescent sex dolls (aka the Paedo’s Delight) across Europe and in the UK.

Also aboard the flight were Big Brother’s Sir Peter Slagatelle and the ginger mingin Karren ‘Ranga’ Brady, ex-porno peddler and vice-chairman of West Scam United FC – along with former England inside-out player Graeme Le Sweaty Sox as an ambassador for the English Premier League’s ‘Hooligans Club’.
Then we have Tory treasurer and party donor Lord Howie Leigh, former Cabinet Secretary for Yardie Affairs, now representing the top notch APR usury payday loans company Scavengers Corporate Finance; with Scameron’s next door neighbour Lord ‘Chuckie’ Addled-Egg, chairman of his Shitney constituency association and coincidentally chief executive of PR firm Cuntsworth Deceptions.

This dubious pair were joined by Ashley Almanza, CEO of the G4S Renta Thug Security Agency, promoting a ‘penitentiary management system’ – modelled on their highly successful G4S-run Israeli ZioNazi concentration camp design – plus get in on the Chinese prison system’s lucrative organ donor 'Swap-Shop' transplant trade.

In among financial heavyweights such as Royal Bank of Scumland, HSBC and Barclays is Rohan Silva Dollymixture, the self-promoting entrepreneur in residence at Ripoff Ventures, who was accompanied by Sir Wisbeech Kettledrum, Tory Minister for Wasting Time & Money, Sir Dinsdale Armitage-Shanks, Minister for Disinformation Protocols, and former New Labour Business Secretary Lord Peter Scandalson of the Felchers, representing Smoke & Mirrors Investments.

Perhaps surprisingly, Sir Andrew Shitty, chief executive of GlaxoSmithKline, is on the trip even though the pharmaceuticals giant is embroiled in state-backed allegations of corruption and bribery in China by making £300 million quids-worth of back-hander payments to doctors and officials to promote GSK’s noxious mercury-laden vaccines so the Chinese can get to grips with what child autism is all about.

However it is the inclusion of those with a personal connection to Posh Dave and the Nasty Party that are the root cause of criticism and commercial resentment, a fact which only serves to add to speculation that the Eton-educated PM is happier dealing with his privileged ‘cronies’ than those from more ordinary local market stall and car boot trading backgrounds. But that’s the Tory’s Nasty Party for you – does precisely what it says on the packet.

While this cabal of greedsters will be out to sell anything that might turn a profit, the covert reason for their presence is to expedite a fact finding mission to learn the enigmatic secret of how – with a 1:5 billion population head count – the ruling Politburo oligarchs can continue to get away with this totalitarian fascist ‘People’s Marxist Utopia’ inequality deception, pay Wal-Mart style slave labour wages and still avoid a nationwide peasant uprising and bloody revolution – with the sinister intent of introducing the very same system in the UK.
Added to which the Big Pharma and NHS Trust contingents are mesmerized by the profits to be raked in from harvesting the internal organs of China’s prison inmates to supply the Tel Aviv / New York based Kikester Rabbi crime syndicate’s international black market transplant trade.

Tory Environment Minister Owen ‘Cobblers’ Paterson, MP for the North Slopshire constituency, will be doing his customary lobbying best to represent the commercial profit interests of the fracking industry leader, Quakedrilla , who are pushing for a licence to carry out a shale gas exploration project in Wanking Province and poison the water table with their ‘downhole’ toxic chemical cocktails.
Likewise Paterson will be providing an equal measure of faithful lobbying representation to Monsanto and their carcinogenic ‘Insta-Mutant’ GM Frankenfood crops plus the insect-addictive drop dead Roundup Ready pesticide that’s accumulative in the cells of all living organisms – especially so plants – and kills anything old enough to die.

Rumours are rife that this mis-named ‘trade delegation’ will be making a quick diversion stop-over in the Republic of the Philistines, recently devastated by Typhoon Haarp, where families in remote provincial areas are struggling to access life's basic survival resources such as toilet paper, cellphone top-ups and broadband internet coverage - to see if there’s a chance of a quick buck profit turn-over to be made from someone else’s misery – such as opening a branch of the ‘Old Mother Hubbard’ food bank charity to get the peasants hooked on aspartame-laden fast food junk.

While the composition of the mission personnel makes a fair study the aetiology of greed, and the oligarchs provide a living testament to the vast gulf between the stinking rich and the rest of the UK - the very essence of social inequality - all members have been advised on observing strict protocols of making no mention of Tibet, or the contested Spratleys or Senkaku islands, or Falun Gong, or the Tiananmen Square massacre, or human rights and wrongs – or Liu Xia, the 2010 Nobel Prize-winning dissident who has been in solitary confinement in the Smiley Face Organ Transplant Prison since fuck knows when – or shouting ‘Tuidang!’ (Fuck the Party!) after a few drinks at the hotel bar that night with the Chinese trade delegation team, led by ultra-nationalist Politburo bigwig, Mr Flip Flop Fong and the Minister for Graft & Corruption, General Fat Cat Shat.

Thus perhaps Scameron merits this well-deserved dose of public ire and vitriol that he’s attracted with such an arrogant display of political partisanship, by leading a delegation of corrupt self-interest kleptocrats with the socio-moral consciences of a pack of scavenging hyenas on an Oriental lobbying junket – and to add to the calumny, whose ranks are comprised of party donors and old school tie types, assorted influence peddlers out for a free ride on the Gravy Train, secret handshake club fudgers and titled pederasts – thinking of which is Prince Andrew aboard?

But that’s all part and parcel of the political casino risk culture if your core intention is to take a page from the People’s Marxist Utopia of China’s gamebook and re-introduce Lancashire cotton mills sweatshop labour culture into Broken Britain to keep wages down to slavery levels – as per the Greedy Grocer supermarket chain leaders Pestco, Pukesburys and Mammon & Snobfords.

A pity they haven’t taken Banksy along so he could daub some appropriate politically-incorrect graffiti on the Great Wall and piss all parties right off.

Thought for the day. Hmmm, anyone recall how a planeload of Polack politicos officials, including President Lech Kaczyński – the government crème de la crème – were all snuffed out in one fell swoop in a fatal air crash, circa April 2010, when their Air Force Tu-154 sort of ‘crashed’ while coming in to land at Russia’s Smolensk Airport? Just saying ….. as shit does happen …….

(Perhaps why the Coalition’s Business Minister Vince Cable ducked out of the trip, on the flimsy excuse his Zimmer frame was in Kwik-Fix for its annual MOT and to have a puncture repaired).

Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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