Snowflake Rules Hit School Rugby

In today’s ‘Cream Puff School Sports Agenda’ counter-culture exposé edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from our frontline transgender dysphoria-afflicted media correspondent, Werner 'Call Me Chelsea' McWimp, manning the live news cellphone hotline from 'Cubicle 7' in Geordieland University's on-campus unisex toilets for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into razor-edged bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

The control freak / political correctness fascist jobsworths, embedded like woodworm and death watch beetle in Broken Britain's establishment bureaucracy, are once again attempting to force feed their Womb to Tomb / Nanny State risk-free culture down the throats of the common herd demographic – most of whose elder ranks were raised on a diet of post-WWII hands-on outdoor fun and games.
Cowboys n Indians / Commandos / tree climbing / catapult fights – and any kid who didn't sport a gravel-rashed knees and elbows injury incurred from roller skate 'water-skiing' tumbles - while being towed on a 'borrowed' clothesline behind a speeding 3 gear pedal bike - was a Mummy's boy sissy.

Now the government's hazard exposure / compo' liability legal beagle bureaucrats are pressuring the UK's chief medical officers to back their 'zero liability' agenda of protecting sprogs from the risk of rugby injuries - by eliminating the 'contact' factor from the school game.

Prof Allyson Pillock, a faculty member of Newcastle University, has concocted new evidence that a ban on scrum-downs and 'tackle, ruck n maul' tactics will possibly reduce concussion, face-kicking, plus scrotum and eye gouging traumas – along with head and neck injuries.

Interviewed on the Biased Broadcasting Corp's Andrew 'Bat-Ears' Marr show, Prof Pillock called for the NHS' chief medical officers to act on her freshly conjured evidence and demand that Terry Mayhem's Nasty Party government waste less time with their hot air pantomime Brexit negotiations and put the interests of vulnerable insurance companies getting sued above rugby union rules – by introducing legislation to remove the harmful body-on-body impact contact factor from the sport – and make the school rugby pitch a 'safe environment'.

Conversely, Ron 'Pitbull' McGnasher, the spokesman for World Rugby, opined to one press hack from the Barbarians Gazette that he was unaware of any new evidence that would challenge the current player position game strategy of 'kill or be killed'.
"Wiv appropriate supervision an' coachin', rugby's a sport wot empowers young people, shapes valuable life skills, promotes a healthy lifestyle – an' builds the confidence ter tackle a 20 stone Fijian prop forward at the Hong Kong Sevens an' rip his effin' head off."

Writing in an opinion piece for the British Medical Journal, Prof Pillock and Graham Deadwood, also of Newcastle University, claimed that the government of the day had a duty to protect children from risks of injury and to ensure the safety of children – as per the statutes of the United Nations Convention on the Rights of the Child (Article 19).

Yeah right – same as Article 19 does for the children of Palestine's IDF-occupied West Bank and besieged Gaza Strip – and those wee nippers enduring the privations of the Saudi Arabian bombing campaign in Yemen – or on our own doorstep – the legion of hapless kids sexually abused in 'care homes' - and when the Moon's 'just right' - sodomised and murdered in Satanic ritual blood sacrifices by the governing establishment's untouchable Masonic elitist pederasts.

Speaking to media hacks in the draughty 'smoko corner' outside Wetherspoon's Edinburgh-based Dog n Pikey pub, Ms Tara Spiral-Notebook-McDuff, chief cleaning lady and media snitch at the city's prestigious Centre for Trauma-Induced Brain Damage, confirmed there was a significant risk of permanent injury if a person was repeatedly kicked in the side of the head with a toe-capped boot – or belted across the skull with an empty bottle of McAlkie's 10 year malt – and admitted "We've had a spate of 'nonce-attack' cases referred here from Grampian's Paedo-Central Sin City of Aberdeen – and Lord Polly Peterscam's Cringemore Estate – with several suspected kiddie fiddling types - including Fraserborough's Police Inspector Goldfish - having their 'heids' used as a soccer ball for molesting disabled and special needs bairns."

"As to resulting brain damage - well, that's hard to quantify as someone's got to be fucked in the head to want to have sex with a child in the first place – and the same applies to the bastards in the Crown Office and Plod Squad Scotland who protect these vile Masonic Speculative Society Magic Circle sodomite scumbags that hang around the likes of Glassie's St Enoch's shopping mall toilets on the lookout for illicit underage sexual prey."

At variance with Professor Pillock, consultant neurologist Dr Aldous Figg-Newton – no less than 'an expert' in the field of 'acquired brain injury' – informed the media that public health officials should think carefully before calling for measures that could cut participation in sport.

"Really, what the fuck is going to happen to the contact aspects of fun and games physical activity? Boxing matches where opponents kiss and make up? Will it all end up like Premier League soccer – infested with overpaid Academy Award nominees – who lie on their backs doing a dying fly act and crying 'Injury' as soon as they get tackled and their knees dirty?"

"The health crisis facing Broken Britain's couch spud children is not concussion from rugger matches but sedentary lifestyle obesity due all the shit junk food and soft drinks they gorge on - and a total lack of exercise as they've sat on their cellphone zombie arses 24/7."

Well, that's it. The death sentence writing's on the wall for good ole school rugby - as we used to know it . All thanks to this snowflake political correctness Cradle to the Grave culture of intolerance promoted by a clique of control freak Mensa rejects - kowtowing to their deep state corporatocracy betters and pushing socio-political agendas they have zero concept of the generational knock-on effects: for themselves or the rest of global society – at the useless eater / common herd level of things.

Same as they push this 'integration' agenda – multiculturalism. Yeah right – multiculturalism – (as promoted by ex-Nasty Party leader, Posh Dave Scameron – and like his Hug-a-Hoodie' scam - didn't work out as promised on the box).

Embracing (more at force fed) a new culture and such corrupt communal practices – read 'atrocities' - as Satanic blood sacrifices, cannibalism, stoning, beheadings, floggings, hand chopping, purdah, infibulation, child marriages, female genital mutilation, polygamy, pederasty - and apart from the latter-mentioned lascivious crime of kiddie fiddling - all barbaric and immoral social practices now foreign to the evolved culture of our once-sceptred isle of Albion - and an affront to our collective Christian mores.

Now we have political correctness initiated calls to criminalise questioning the WWII Holohoax conjured six million headcount – and too all criticism of Israel and support of the Palestinian's righteous BDS campaign on the Zionist concocted false grounds of anti-Semitic prejudice – plus punish global warming scepticism – and brand that as a criminal offense too – all of which have surged in the aftermath of the death of common sense.

Global warming is bullshit – by geological record calculations, we're just out of the last Ice Age – and climate change has been around since Day One - and is directly linked to that great shining ball of fire in the sky – aka The Sun – and any 'anthropogenic' involvement is more scent than substance in the greater scheme of things.

The human race is heading for a mass extinction level event – thanks to the politically correct culture being foisted on us by the snowflake cretins pushing their gender dysphoria programme project.

Oh yes, we have a government-directed agenda okaying (more at 'confusing') young kids questioning what sex they are – boys wanting to be girls n girls wanting to be boys – further augmented by the 'gay is okay' pink culture – all in flagrant abuse of our Biblical moral laws.

Boys wanting to shag boys up the ass - and girls into muffing other girls and bonking each other with dildos – plus half the establishment elite exposed as raving necrophiliacs, pederasts and into zoophilia.

So how the fuck is the global population going to be maintained at its current useless eater level if no fucker is into shagging a mature member of the opposite sex?

Thought for the day. This world needs to get its head on straight. Brexit besides and fuck the unelected, corrupt Brussels kleptocrats and the EUSSR Federation, it's time for a socio-political re-evaluation – in the form of 1789 and 1917.
Rid ourselves - perhaps via the required medium of violent hands – of this greed-induced Satanist deep state / neo-con / zionist / new world order and start again – sans Crapitalism – on a moral non-subservient appreciative worship of the Earth Mother / Gaia matriarchal / animist principle.

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