Terror Latest: ISIS Invent Chapatti Bomb

In today’s ‘Demonising Islam' (Operation Gladio False Flag Attack Drill: Log Entry XXXVII) exposé edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering 'unexploded bomb' gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into razor-edged bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

The gospel according to muddled media sources on Friday initially reported that an improvised 'Fireball XL5' explosive device was 'sort of' detonated on a tube train in south-west London during that morning's rush hour – a terrorist incident that resulted in 29 passengers hospitalised after suffering collateral injuries.

Friday's blast, at Parsons Nose station on the District Line, is being treated as an act of terrorism after the so-called Islamic State claimed responsibility for the attack - which Nasty Party Prime Monster Terry Maybot was quick to condemn as 'not a very nice thing to do when commuters are trying to get to work'.

The Met's Plod Squad have now confirmed that the bomb was an improvised explosive device (IED) placed inside a plastic bucket and, like those on 21/7, didn't work as planned as it failed to go 'Ka-Boom!' and kill anyone.

Sgt Ron McScrote informed one gutter press hack from the Jolly Jihad Gazette that the device's Xmas tree lights initiator appears to have functioned but the main explosive charge – packed into a recycled mayonnaise jar – failed to detonate and simply fizzled and burned.
"Obviously this was due the fact the bomb-maker got the recipe wrong – just like the 21/7 attacks where the terrorists had attempted to make a batch of TATP explosive compound from hair bleach and nail varnish remover. Then they added chapatti flour to boost the explosive mix but their chemistry was a total fubar and they ended up making a white baguette that stank of acetone and refuse to go 'Bang'."

According to leaked security services reports there have been a spate of Terrorist Act Section 58 arrests and subsequent prosecutions around Broken Britain's nail, hair and beauty salons – plus the seizure of stocks of chapatti flour from a slew of Indian delicatessens in the Midlands - for possession of these bomb making materials.

With the whole of London – and especially the Underground train system - being smothered with 24/7 panopticon CCTV cameras, specialist beady-eyed search officers spent hours on Friday attempting to ascertain what manner of total moron was carrying the distinctive Lidl supermarket bag and its bulky 'bucket bomb' contents on to the Tube – for whoever carried the 'fizzle n flunk' explosive device would have been captured on scores of cameras during their journey.

Simultaneously Plod Squad detectives will be following any money trail they can - looking at the payment cards used to enter and leave the London Underground – or the suspicious purchase of precursor chemicals, Xmas tree fairy lights – 'in September' - and bags of chapatti flour.

Very often it is the sheer shit-for-brains incompetence of these Muslim terrorist types that provides the breakthrough, as per the key lead in the hunt for the 21/7 Saracen Scally bombsters was Hussein Manuke Khara's ISIS Club membership card that he forgot to take it out of his explosive-container rucksack.

Another would-be bomber, who's now languishing in jail, Neekni Sahrawi, logged onto Google's DIY Bomb-Making for Dummies website to learn how to cobble together an explosive device with an electric timer - in case it was too windy to strike a match and light the fuse – but failed to realise he ended up talking to Abdul Grasser on Skype, a paid Plod Squad snitch.

Saturday saw the arrest of the Parson's Nose terrorist bombing suspect attempting to board a France-bound ferry at Dover – who has now identified as an 18-year-old Iraqi-born Muslim, Raji ibn Himar - aka Radical Raji - and detained under the Terrorism Act 2000 / Section 41 (subsection 2(a) Faulty Bomb Provisions).

The suspect, who sneaked into Britain quite recently, via Calais, with a group of child war zone refugees, claiming to be an asylum-seeking Syrian 9th grade schoolboy who had been studying at Allepo's Jolly Jihad Institute - was held in Dover on Saturday by Kent plods and taken to a local extra-judicial rendition water boarding centre to have a chat with MI5 interrogators.

Following Radical Raji's arrest, counter-terrorism officers searched a house in Sunbury-on-Thames' Madrasa Terraces where the suspect had been lodging – which was later blown up in a controlled explosion by the bomb disposal squad – just to be on the safe side.

Ms Chantelle O'Skanger, a 16 year old mother of three and Madrasa Terraces neighbour, spoke with media hacks from the Xenophobe Gazette, revealing that: "Radical Raji's full of shit – same as his knobhead mate, Yahoo Faroukh – wiv their fancy dress stick-on beards an' boastin' ter every fucker an' their dog down the local Costa's halal coffee shop that they're undercover secret agents fer ISIS. Wot a load of old bollocks. Raji's just a very naughty boy wot's known around here on our Landfill Hamlets council estate as a self-delusional anti-Christ wannabe."

Metropolitan Police spokeswoman Fellattia McGamm informed media hacks that Radical Raji's arrest is significant but the terror threat level was still critical and the public should remain vigilant – for while the depleted ranks of the London Plod Squad were struggling to provide sufficient protective security measures - extra armed officers were being employed from the local Jobcentre faster than shit through a Christmas goose.

Pushed by reporters for further information on the terrorist suspect McGamm replied that "For strong investigative and security reasons I cannot give any more details about 18-year old Iraqi, Radical Raji - just in case it's another Brazilian electrician style fuck up involving mistaken identity and he sues us for torture after the security service interrogators have ripped his fingernails out and stamped on his bollocks."

On the ball as usual, Nasty Party PM, Terry Mayhem told media hacks that the bomb attack had been 'intended to cause significant harm'.
Erm, yes Terry – as bomb attacks do – same as the type of clusterfuck weaponised ordnance the UK government approve the sale of to the barbaric likes of the Saudi Arabian psycho government - to drop on hapless Yemeni civilians

Not wishing to miss out on a spot of publicity, while speaking on the Beeb's Andrew 'Bat-Ears' Marr Show, the Nasty Party's ginger mingin Home Secretary Amber Crudd stated for the public record that there was 'no evidence' to suggest the so-called Islamic State were behind Friday's 'lone wolf' Parson's Nose tube station attack – apart from the 'in yer face' fact they have claimed to be on their 'Daesh Rules' website.

Egged on by Marr to provide details of the government's plans for increased security across the swathe of the public domain, Ms Crudd replied that "Following yesterday's cabinet Snakebite emergency committee meeting it's been unanimously decided that our first step in solving the improvised explosive devices problem is to have Lidl stop selling buckets to Muslim teenagers – along with shops stocking nail varnish remover and bottle blonde hair dye – and chapatti flour."

Hmmm, Saturday night's 'second arrest' of another terrorist suspect - a 21-year old Syrian child war zone refugee identified as Yahoo Liwat Faroukh - at his Hounslow bedsitter hideout above Aladdins Cave Peri-Peri Chicken chew n spew fast food outlet sort of puts Amber Crudd's 'lone wolf' theory out of joint – with further evidence indicating that terrorists 1 and 2 are ISIS cohorts and actually part of an organised lupine pack.

The Met Plod Squad's Assistant Commissioner Mork Robot asked the public to remain "vigilant", but they shouldn't be too alarmed as it seemed the Daesh terrorists hadn't a fucking clue how to make a functional bomb.
"We have today launched Operation Bad Temper, which involves the deployment of Armed Forces military thugs after the threat level was raised – and this will be stepped up over the next few days – so don't be surprised if you see THAAD anti-missile batteries deployed in your local parks and battle tanks rattling down the High Street."

So too London's Muslim Mayor, Sad Dick Khan, who appealed for 'calm'. And this hypocrisy from the very same tosser who opined to one gutter press hack from the Nihilist Review: "Hey, what do people expect? Islamic terrorist attacks are all part and parcel of living in a big city. That's why people have life insurance policies and pre-paid funeral plans.'

Met Commissioner Cressida Dickhead (the very same woman (sic) whose gung-ho 'shoot first' policy precipitated a mass exodus of foreign electricians after okaying the extra-judicial snuffing of Brazilian sparkie, Jean Charles de Menezes, at Stockwell Tube Station in 2005 – when our 'secret service' smart-arses mistook a Latin American Catholic for a Mid-Eastern Muslim terrorist) – told press hacks that 'Hail. rain or snow – or ISIS bombs - London is carrying on as normal'.

Dickhead added that "My plods have prevented six other significant terrorist plots prior to Manchester's MEN Arena bombing and Friday's failed IED fizzle out. So, put plainly, this is the most sustained period of terror activity in England since the 14th Century Viking invasions."

"The public might yet have to endure more bombings as we simply don't have the officers since the Tories slashed our policing budgets and the amount of work that confronts detectives on a day like this is enormous and the few assigned to the investigation have clear goals to work on – specifically:
Was the bomber part of ISIS 14th Armoured Segway Brigade?
Are there more dormant devices that haven't gone Bang yet?
Was the dirty Daesh jihadi terror chief Mohammad al Patsy involved?
Was the IED made from a Pound Shop DIY bomb kit?"

Commissioner Dickhead's politicised 'London carries on as normal / we shall not surrender' propaganda bullshit besides – England went through the worst indiscriminate and protracted 'civilian targeted' aerial bombing 'blitz' in history - courtesy of Hitler's nasty Nazi German Lutwaffe psychos - and never blinked an eye.
So why is a bit of a fizz-bang (more at fizz than bang) chapatti bomb in a plastic bucket going to un-nerve them – or a white renta-van assassination vehicle running pedestrians down – or manky Muslim crazies armed with a selection of Argos sub-shite quality kitchen knives attempting to snuff uniformed members of the Plod Squad clad in stab vests going to scarify stalwart Brits?

On the injured front Chelsea and Westminster Hospital claim to have treated fourteen passengers from the Parson's Nose station terrorist incident, with a small number who tried to smother the burning bucket bomb with their hands taken to its burns unit.
Four people were treated by Imperial College Healthcare and three at St George's Hospital - for injuries resulting from the 'Bomb! Bomb! scare panic that caused the mass evacuation of the tube train carriage at Parson's Nose station and the frenzied stampede over fallen bodies on the platform steps.
St Thomas' Hospital reported they treated eight patients - who had since been discharged and taken to a nearby launderette to wash their soiled underwear.

Now, down to the nitty-gritty. A total of twenty-nine people were NOT injured by what the fantasy exaggeration mass media machine describes as 'a huge explosion with fireballs caused by an incendiary bomb' – which cellphone selfie pix show to be a smoking plastic bucket inside a Lidl Greedy Grocer supermarket bag - with a set of Xmas tree fairy lights hanging out – still intact and to all intents and purposes – undamaged.

Common sense smells a rat – and this has just gotta be a common herd scarifying false flag staged drill / with 98% of the crisis actors involved getting injured in the scared shitless 'Bomb! Bomb!' alert staged panic stampede to get the fuck off the tube and up the stairs.

The mind boggles. Is this the latest sub-nuclear explosives weapon threat from ISIS (IS / ISIL / Daesh – (whatever the fuck these 'identity-confused' tossers are calling themselves this week) – a 'Chapatti Bomb' - in a plastic bucket – an even worst idea than these much-vaunted 'pressure cooker' bombs – in a thin-skinned stainless steel or aluminium pot – basically a tin can?

Que? WTF gives? Is this why Britain trembles? Threatened by a bunch of head-banging beardy amateurs - posing as professionals – who like their Mid-East based ISIS contemporaries, can't do shit right if they haven't got their US CIA and Israeli Mossad military advisers there to show the dumb shits 'how'?

If these Islamic terrorist wankers haven't got the first year chemistry class know-how to encase their explosive mix in a thick steel container with lots of nasty sharp shrapnelly type crap taped to the outside – ball bearings / concrete nails, etc – then they most definitely have not got the nuance to go fucking around with Halal recipe organic explosive mixes - cooking up the likes of a non-nitrogenous acetone (nail varnish remover) and 'bottle blonde' hydrogen peroxide to make sympathetic detonation prone triacetone triperoxide (TATP) - or tri-cyclic acetone peroxide (TCAP) – and then reportedly spicing up the explosive blend further with 'chapatti flour' – using a Poundland timer and Xmas tree fairy light elements or a strand off a steel wool Brillo pad - as a detonator?

Really, you couldn't make this shit up if you tried.

So that's put paid to Posh Dave Scameron's multi-culture society being a success.
Let these alien influences who so despise our democratic system of government, freedom of speech and worship - and moral Christian culture - gather in their ghettos and implement their Sharia Law – hand chopping, stoning, enforced purdah 'and' have FMG butchery performed on the NHS! Now that's gotta slam the brakes on shoplifting - and bored housewives screwing around.

Though personally we don't know about these ISIS Jolly Jihad Muslim terrorist types hating our democratic freedoms – when we have half of fucking Parliament – the House of Conmans MPs and the Upper House of Frauds unelected money-grubbing kleptocrats in accord with them – by attempting to thwart the Democratic 'Will of the People' vote and trying to overturn the 2016 Brexit referendum result - to keep us shackled to the totalitarian EUSSR control freak federation.

Thought for the day. Met Plod Squad latest press release: 'We're working on the theory that the bomber shops at Lidl.'

We stand back in stupefied astonishment at the gullibility of the masses that fall for the psychological manipulation of public perception via concocted narratives composed of semi-truths and culturally-appealing 'Them n Us' falsehoods (aka 'lies') that serve to imprint themselves in the common herd's subconscious – to be resurrected in the conscious thought forefront as either negative or positive 'conformity' manifestations – depending on the context of the next fake propaganda release.

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CCTV photo coverage of the 'Whodunit' terrorist:

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