QE2 Speech / Tsunami Memorial: Photo-Finish

In today’s ‘2004 Asian Tsunami Mass Murder Anniversary’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

The gospel according to Crap-View's television ratings website, the Christmas Day Queen's Speech versus the Boxing Day 2004 Asian Great Flood anniversary stats stand at a par – with seven-plus million tuning in to watch this pair of brain-addling distractions – then the whole caboodle switching channels to Mrs Brown's Foul-Mouthed Pikey Gang Xmas special - or Father Ted get collared by Operation Paedo Hunt plods when Mrs Doyle catches him logged in to the Vatican website and viewing a feast of altar boy kiddie porn images on his laptop.

What a pathetic state of affairs when over seven million sad twats haven't anything better to do than listen to this parasitic old paedo-protecting Kraut bloodline royal baggage prattle on about the fubar state of 'Our kingdom' (aka Broken Britain) – or watch north Sumatra's Aceh province and the Bay of Bengal coastlines get swamped in another staged docu-drama tear-jerker – and shake their heads in spiritual bewilderment at the capricious, callous whims of Mother Nature – or God – for causing the devastating earthquake and subsequent tsunami that hit the Indian Ocean on Boxing Day in 2004 – wholly unaware in their ignoramus bliss that neither Nature or the mythic deity known as God / Jehovah / Allah / Krishna - or the Flying Spaghetti Monster were responsible.

Mind you there was fuck all on the telly that hasn't been screened a score and ten times previously – so perhaps QE2's pedantic pet talk and the Asian tsunami rehash were the only shite worth watching - but it sums up the mentality of the useless eating common herd when any old titbit of goggle box crap serves to distract and divert attentions from the real cause and effect issues that confront human existence: specifically the facts that QE2 doesn't give a flying fuck about any of the voting public demographic (specifically 'us') 'and' the 2004 Asian tsunami was as natural as Monsanto's genetically-modified Frankenfood chew and spew crops - a man made phenomenon.

Yep, and here we're talking about Operation Gladio style false flag scenarios – only this time the Muslim Jolly Jihad terrorists got a break and the blame was falsely slapped well and truly on the shoulders of Mother Nature and God.
Then we arrive at the question of "who the fuck is insane enough to kill an estimated 300,000 civilians just to achieve some geo-political / strategic advantage?"

And such speculation brings us to the age-old counter question of 'cui bono?' (who benefits) - and in this particular case the realistic 'usual suspect' candidates are the megalomaniac ZioNazi neo-con crazies out to bludgeon the whole world into submission with their endless money stream and wicked DARPA weapons – and force their New World Order down our throats – by conquest or consent.

This is accompanied by lashings of hypocritically sanctimonious and psychologically flawed dogma - disseminated 24/7 by their controlled mass media and the likes of Hollywood - striving as always to create a One World Government – the NWO - and finally complete the sinister agenda of the Protocols of the Greedy Bastard Elders of Zion – whose basic tenet is to maintain American / Israeli 'ZioNazi' hegemony on a global scale: a control freak's wet dream.

Yep, the ZioNazi dominated Great Satan - the good ole US of America - a notorious cesspool of hypocrisy and injustice at the beck and call of the kikester money lender financial oligarchy and whose Project for a New American Century (read 'ZioNazi Protocols') is designed to achieve global control via their imperialist foreign adventures / wars of aggression.

This cabal of clinically insane ZioNazi neo-cons have deluded themselves into believing, post-Gulf War Mk 1 and the 9/11 false flag outrage, they are invincible and can get away with any fucking thing.

Basically this has its roots way back - as it all went to shit with the advent of Alamogordo / Trinity and the nuclear (weapons) age genesis – then Hiroshima – then the JFK assassination – then the fubar attempt to snuff Reagan and put Daddy Bush behind the Oval Office desk – with Rhodes Round Table's Billy Boy Clinton for a two term interim - – then Bush's moron son Dubya Shrub - and now this joke of an Indonesian Muslim 'Kunta Kinte' Bantu impersonator - with America's never-ending overdraft facility and limitless Rothshite bankster crime syndicate credit card – will go on playing the global hypocrisy bully unless the Oath Keeper hierarchy execute a military coup and dissolve the Presidency, the Senate and Congress, and start again from the roots up – just as Old Hickory would do – by criminalising the likes of AIPAC and the money-grubbing Federal Reserve in the process.

So what was this devilish Operation Gladio false flag game plan back in 2004, with Gulf War Part 2 already underway and knocking the living shit out of Iraq?
The target was the Russian-Chinese-Indian-Brazilian coalition – to take India out of the loop with the 'natural' destruction of their coastal Chennai nuclear power station in the southern state of Tamil Nadu – and US 'humanitarian aid' response, diving in to save the day – and leave India in hock to the Great Satan – and the IMF and World Bank – for the rest of time.

Hence to push their geo-political engineering games the US neo-con gang came up with a scam to deliberately cause an earthquake-less tsunami to open the door of opportunity for 'benevolent' (sic) military aid infiltration – the kind that never leaves – by detonating a couple of 20 megaton nukes in armoured pressure-proofed casings dumped on the seabed of the Sumatran Trench – and initiate a massive tsunami in that sector of the Indian Ocean that would tear arse up into the Bay of Bengal and take out – primarily – India's Tamil coastline Chennai nuclear power station and cause massive radioactive fallout damage.

Conversely, while leaving 300,000 dead in Aceh and along the Bay of Bengal coastlines, the tsunami failed to achieve its primary Chennai nuclear plant destruction objective – but a scam that was revisited in entirety in 2011 with the Japanese Fuckupshima Daini nuclear power station disaster when they revised calculations and upped the megaton yield ante from 20 to 50 (hey and why not – they almost got away with it the first time around, circa Boxing Day 2004 – and who the fuck would start playing 'dot to dot' and join these aberrant factors together?).

So, now we come to Sceptic's Corner, and here's the conundrum – the paradox and clincher. Was it a couple of mega-nukes – or HAARP that caused the 2004 'and ' 2011 tsunamis?

One sector holds fast to the belief that both tsunamis were HAARP generated, as there were zero pre or after shocks recorded with neither of the earthquake-less tsunamis – while a parallel school of conspiratorial thought maintains the conviction that both the Sumatran Trench and Fuckupshima catastrophic tidal waves were generated by the detonations of a pair of deep sea bottomed 20 or 50 MT nukes.
Now that is the multi-megaton question, is it not. And of course such delusions are the grist of bonkers conspiracy theorists – and that too I might well agree with – apart from one subtle – and quite alarming singular, stumbling block factor.

A certain canny weblogger named Aussie Bloke (er – not his real name) had in May of 2004 – seven months prior to the devastating / calamitous event – a grip on half the plot and intent - that a 'use by date expired' US Navy submarine had been bottomed in the North Western Pacific, with two 20 megaton thermonuclear bombs aboard, which when simultaneously detonated by VLF undersea radio wave command would produce the desired effect and swamp Chinese, Korean and Japanese coastal areas – with US military 'relief forces' standing by in Guam ready to sail and dish out mobs of Lady Bountiful 'humanitarian relief' – which did precisely occur when the zero pre or after shocks non-earthquake and calamitous tsunami 'event' occurred in the Sumatran Trench on Boxing Day that same year.

Of course, Aussie Bloke might well have been spot on too with his original prediction back in 2004 – as the March 2011 non-earthquake / tsunami 'incident' did take out the Tōhoku / Pacific coastal region of Japan's Honshu Island – 'and' the Fuckupshima Daini Nuclear Power plant – all attributed to a super intensity mega- quake that measured Magnitude 9 on the Bullshit Scale.

Okay, now for the nukes vs HAARP dead give-aways:
Unlike Japan's Fuckupshima reactors, India's Chennai plant was built to withstand a tsunami – even though the Bay of Bengal had never before experienced a tsunami in recorded history. Hmmm, a spot of astute Indian clairvoyance on that score.
Next, the big trick was to convince a global public audience and canny beards and anoraks with more degrees than an industrial thermometer that a Richter 6.4 earthquake on 26th December 2004 created a massive tidal wave powerful enough to murder 300,000+ people, while the infinitely more powerful Richter 8.7 earthquake on 28th March 2005 barely rippled the waters of the Indian Ocean.

Banda Aceh, at the northern tip of Sumatra, and the first in the line of devastation of the raging tsunami experienced the failure of all electrical appliances and telephone system switchboards – including gasoline engine vehicles prior to the first tidal wave hitting the town – the blatant signature of the electromagnetic pulse from a large thermonuclear weapon.

For the record, the energy released on the Earth's surface only (ME, which is the seismic potential for damage) by the 2004 Indian Ocean earthquake and tsunami is estimated at 1.1×1017 joules - or 26 megatons of TNT – just the right parameters for a United States B-41 three-stage nuke.

At a Senate Foreign Relations Committee hearing in January 2005 on her appointment by Dubya Bush to the post of Secretary of State, Condo-sleeza Rice made a most arrogant remark when she declared that the so-recent Asian Boxing Day tsunami had delivered a 'veritable wake up punch' to the regional powers (read India / warning) and constituted a wonderful opportunity which has paid great dividends for the United States – for meddling and manipulation, no doubt.

Hmmm, little wonder there is a burgeoning global market for US stars and stripes door mats and toilet paper – and too the same embellished with the ZioNazi's Israeli Magen David / Star of David pennon.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour 'and' hard public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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