Wednesday, 3 December 2014

Polak Politico Slams Tory Benefits Block

In this morning’s 'Pikey Scroungers Exposed' edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

One pissed off Polish 'Civil Platform' Party politico with a vowel-deficient surname yesterday threw a hissy fit while citing Brussels EUSSR member state rules and regulations, informing the media he will single-handedly block a bid by Broken Britain's Prime Minister, Posh Dave Scameron, to slash welfare benefits paid to slack arsed, unemployed pikey migrants.

Rafal Trzaskowski - a former child TV star (sic) whose degree in Animal Husbandry from the University of Natolin forms the core basis of his political acumen and experience - informed gutter press hacks at the Scrounging Gits Gazette that discrimination on grounds of nationality is an absolute no-no and the Polish Parliament will be working flat out to stymie the British government's plans to implement any such drastic action that might result in droves of mooching Polak ne'er do-wells saying "fuck this place" and jumping on the first bus back to crappy Cracow when their welfare benefit streams are cut off and the doors close for good at their local UK Polski Shopski outlets.

Deputy foreign minister Trzaskowski (and recently appointed Sec of State for Europe) claims the plans to exclude benefit tourist migrants from claiming Jobseekers Allowance and Non-Working / Absent Child Tax Credits for the first four years after they arrive in the UK - in addition to hoofing out those who fail to find work after six months - would go against the spirit of the EUSSR mandated 'share the wealth' policy and insisted Poland would oppose the proposal.

Getting carried away with his own flawed rhetoric and verbosity, Trzaskowski told BBC Newshite: ''If Mr Scameron and his Nasty Party Tories want to block the hallowed welfare benefits that are enshrined in the EUSSR charter and treat poverty stricken immigrants from Poland differently - simply due the fact we cannot afford to fork out such extravagant 'money for old rope' perks here - and intend to only pay benefits after four years then it will be his own fault for the rise in sham marriages and incidence of unqualified tradesmen posing as plumbers and electricians and decorators by our Polish citizens - and as a direct consequence all his royal ducks and swans and carp go missing from London's parks and ponds to feed starving migrants."

Meanwhile, treating Trzaskowski's semi-veiled threats as more at scent than substance, the arrogant Scameron confided to the Tory zillionaire contingent of the Downing Street cabinet that he's more than ready to take Broken Britain out of the European Union if the corrupt Brussels bureaucrats refuse to agree to his terms regarding tough proposals to pare down the immigration statistics of scrounging gyppo and pikey benefit tourists jumping on the welfare gravy train bandwagon and turning up at Thiefrow or Dover with no more than the arse in their pants and employment skill sets limited to pick pocketing and pimping.

Nice one Dave. Fuck the pledged 'referendum' - just cut loose right now - immediately if not sooner - and bollocks to the corruption-ridden bonkers Brussels bureaucracy (kleptocracy). Let's return to being an insular island state. Piss the environmental pillaging frackers right off and get those coal mines open and operating again. Same with our heavy industries that Maggie Twatcher neutered and by consequence exchanged Britain's 'Great' prefix with that of 'Broken'.
Next on the agenda, all the moronic (daft / intrusive) EUSSR Stalinist rules and regulations - shitcan the lot and let's get back to the business of being a superior manufacturing / trading nation.

And while we're at it, repatriate all military troops currently deployed overseas and engaged in illegal wars of aggression against Mid-East sovereign states - and tell the Great Satan and the ZioNazi state of Israel to kiss our arse as we aren't playing their barbaric games any more.

Then fuck the Rothshite crime syndicate right off, nationalise the banks and start printing our own debt-free currency - and issue arrest warrants for the war criminal likes of Tony Bliar and a gaggle more who okayed the 7/7 false flag terrorist attack - and go for the murderers of Dr David Kelly and Jill Dando - and let the honest contingents of the national Plod Squad loose to enter Parliament - the Houses of Conmans and Lords - 'and' Nonceland's Holyrood - 'and' the parasite paradise known as Fuckingham Palace - to arrest the so-far 'untouchable' Masonic fraternity kiddie fiddling / snuff deviant scum that child sexual molestation victims have identified as their sodomite abusers.

Hmmm, that should do for starters - plus ditching the reviled 'austerity programme' and the bedroom tax, and restore all disabled benefits - then get down to firing the Downing Street cabinet deadwood and career tossers such as Georgie 'Mr Bean' Osborne, Willy Vague and Iain Dunkin Shit - and the fulfilment of such might just get the 'Less Nasty' Party Tories re-elected - with a majority - come next May.

So much for daydreams and 'what could be'.

Thought for the day. Bollocks with a large capital B to political correctness - from here on in this is our legacy - to rip away the Veil of Venus blinkers and get people using their eyes and ears - and brains - to say 'what if?' and make that 'harm's way' quantum leap to start thinking for 'themselves' and become agents of their own destiny.
No longer accepting and believing what the gutter press and biased goggle box telly spew out in politically correct format - or the totalitarian EUSSR Federation control freak state being the solution to all our problems (wrong - it is the fucking problem) and the 28 nation European community contributes to our dysfunctional multi-cultural society.

Thus fuck the Satanist Masonic secret handshake pederast-necrophiliac fraternity, and Big Brother – and his Common Purpose sister – and the Moloch / Mammon worshipping Agenda 21 architects of the ZioNazi New World Order.

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