UK Gov Fears for Jordan Pilot. Why?

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In a statement riddled with the airs of hypocrisy now so customary to every fucking thing the Conservative 'Nasty Party' say or do, their intellectually-challenged stooge of a Foreign Secretary, Philip 'Dandruff' Hammond, has expressed 'deep concerns' for the safety and welfare of a Royal Jordanian Air Force fighter pilot – the 26-year-old First Lieutenant Mu'ath Safi Yousef al-Kaseasbeh (nickname 'Lucky') - reportedly shot down with a heat-seeking missile near the city of Raqqa on Wednesday by a front line unit of unwashed and barbaric ISIS death cult mujahadeen jihadists while on a bombing mission - and who is going to miss out on Santa Claus dropping down the chimney and Christmas dinner back home in Amman with his wife and family.

Que? WTF? Excuse me, Mr 'Not So Lucky' Jordanian pilot is a Muslim - they do not celebrate Xmas, you dumb twat Hammond.

Hmmm, 'deep concern' eh. Pity the moronic Hammond didn't think to express a modicum of 'deep concern' for the hapless non-combatant women and children – aka the 'collateral damage' victims – that have had their Christmas festivities totally fucked up by the Jordanian pilot's missiles and bombs – plus being strafed with streams of 20mm rounds from his aircraft's M61 A1 Vulcan electric Gatling gun system.

For Christ's sake, he's now a prisoner of war and gonna end up – 'if lucky' and the statutes of the Geneva Convention apply – in an ISIS Caliphate version of Stalag Luft XVII – or if not so lucky, with his head sawn off with a cheapo Argos brand kitchen knife by Jihadi John and his fellow Beatles.

To keep the record straight, let's belay this one-sided 'ISIS - Bad Guys / ZioNazi Coalition - Good Guys' argument before it even gets underway as the air forces of Jordan, the UAE, Saudi Arabia, Bahrain and the rogue illegal state of Israel have - along with the US of A, Australia, Belgium, Canada, Denmark, France, the Netherlands and Broken Britain have carried out hundreds of air strikes on ISIS-held territory and ground forces in Syria and Iraq over the past three months – with the majority of targets being in and around Raqqa, the now de facto capital of their Caliphate (which the ISIS Mossad-trained hierarchy proclaimed in June) getting bombarded with a diabolical pick n mix selection Willy Pete, cluster bombs and nasty DIME and depleted uranium munitions.

Then to add brass necked cheek to brazen hubris we've got the equally duplicitous United Nations issuing 'demands' no less for the 'humane treatment' of this aforesaid pilot – who is not fit for purpose and deserved to get his useless arse shot down if he can't steer an F16 Fighting Falcon around a barrage of flack and dodge the odd shoulder-fired GTAM Shitstreak or Shitehawk missile.

Casting further confusion and muddle to the already conflicting reports and all-round media propaganda, we have a stream of duplicitous crap from the good ole US of A that, first off, this cockeyed ISIS Caliphate are the most dangerous threat to Western civilisation (sic) and life across the expanse of the known Universe – and mere steps away from being a nuclear power and showering every fucker and their dog with radioactive dirty bombs. Then in the next hypocritical breath, the Pentagon and CIA issue a statement that ISIS didn't shoot down the Jordanian Air Force F-16 for they don't have the firepower capabilities as their Mossad / Qatar / Saudi arms suppliers (read US of A) haven't given then any Stingers – yet.

Mind you, when we have this joke of a White House cuckoo, the bogus African (read Indonesian Muslim) Barky Hussein O'Barmy, a raving faggot coke snorter, married to the blatantly transvestite 'Muscles Mike' (Michelle LaVaughn Robinson) and parading Malia and Sasha – this pair of Moroccan coonberry adopted velcohead 'daughters' for the public image factor, then reality and truth have a cat in hell's chance of winning the day.
But with the O'Barmy gang, all is falsity: counterfeit and forgery. The man and the Presidency are as fake as Michelle's hormone-induced tits.

The BBC's Ron Putz in 'far from the front line action' Beirut claims the latest news will raise concern among the Gulf Arab ZioNazi stooge coalition states about the level of armament available to the militants - and the non-existent defensive measures deployed by their 'sitting duck' fighter jets – and may further diminish the appetite of these aforesaid oil and gas rich nations to take part in such operations.
Yeah right. Yer win some , yer lose some. Get over it. Only another over-priced $165 million bucks per fucking jet for Christ's sake. Ask Israel's PM Bobo Nuttyahoo for a replacement as Jordanian King Abdullah and his Cannon Fodder air force pilots are expediting the Zionist's Greater Israel land grab agenda with their participation in this latest illegal war of aggression against Syria's al Assad regime.

Thought for the day. One might cogitate, however briefly, on the waste of time pondering what the fuck a Jordanian pilot is doing bombing ISIS terrorists in Syria or Iraq – but as every fucker and their dog – the US / Israel / UK / European ZioNazi stooges / Qatar / Saudi / UAE – and ISIS included – seem hell bent on ousting President Basher al Assad and balkanising the entire Tigris / Euphrates region as a snub to Russia and China then why fucking bother.

By the same order of logic, why the fuck is Broken Britain – this joke of a Nasty Party-led Con-Dem / Libservative coalition government getting involved in foreign neo-colonial military misadventures – much as Tony 'Miranda' Bliar's New Labour crowd did – when they can't even sort out the problems at home?

Bollocks, the answer lies somewhere in the complex web referred to as 'human nature' and the propensity for meddling in things we don't understand. So just let them get on with this latest razor's edge / tightrope game – as per the Third Force / Fifth Column meddling in Ukraine - which is headed towards a Happy New Year's tactical nuclear devastation stalemate – then it will be bye-bye Great Satan / bye-bye Israel.

So fuck the Satanist Masonic secret handshake pederast-necrophiliac fraternity, and Big Brother – and his Common Purpose sister – and the profit-motivated / money-grubbing Moloch / Mammon worshipping Agenda 21 architects of the Rothshite ZioNazi New World Order Globalisers - the Round Table dog wankers, and their Council on Foreign relations and Trilateral Commission pondscum pals who comprise the elitist ranks of the annual Didloberger cabal get-together.

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