Nut Rage SoKor Slut Delays Plane

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Ms Hyun-Ah Cho , the Executive Vice President of Korean Air is under investigation following an incident of first class compartment 'air rage' in which she threw the statutes of the KA Handbook of In-flight Regulations to the four winds regarding etiquette and protocol when she vented her short fuse temper on a hapless flight attendant and the senior steward after being served with macadamia nuts in a bag on not the silver platter that she - being the airline owner's daughter - is accustomed to.

To put a cap on last Friday's contemptuous display of egocentric unqualified arrogance on the tarmac at New York's JFK Airport, Cho then went into total 'delusions of grandeur' mode and demanded the pilot abort take-off, turn around on the runway and return to the departure gate ramp to kick off the erring flight attendant - causing further delays and waking up a legion of moronic TSA goons and Homeland security thugs to a possible WTF? terrorist / hijacking incident.

Issuing a post-incident press statement to scandal-salivating media hacks in Seoul, Korean Air spokesperson Ms Sue Doku attempted to spin doctor the incident by claiming the plane was delayed for a mere eleven minutes, and the decision to sack and disembark senior flight attendant Sum Dum Fuk - with extreme prejudice - had been made in consultation with the pilot, Commander Flip Flop Fong, who wholly agreed with Ms Cho's decision to throw him off the plane - as he didn't want to further upset the egocentric psycho bitch by disagreeing with her and get his own arse fired in the bargain.

Canny first class passengers aboard Flight KE86 from New York's JFK to Incheon used their cell phones to record the hysterical Hyun-Ah Cho's tantrum elevating into full amok mode and screaming blue murder at the flight attendant - primarily for not asking her if she would like a pre-flight snack of decaffeinated macadamia nuts - and then for committing the egregious act of serving them in a paper bag rather than on a platter - and being too slow to apologise, kowtow and kiss her bony yellow ass.

Interviewed by a press hack from the Sociopaths Gazette on arrival at Incheon, first class passenger Mr Fuk Yew Tu confirmed that Cho spit the dummy and threw an industrial strength hissy fit.
"Even though the nasty bitch is a senior vice president of the airline, she was a passenger at that time and should have expected to be treated like shit, the same as all the other passengers, and not some royalty snob."

"Obviously the logical approach to this contrived 'problem' would have been to reprimand and fire the erring steward's arse 'when' the flight reached its destination - here in Korea - but Ms Melodrama Queen, with her typical hyper-sensitive menopausal dyke behaviour, played out her offended prima donna role to catch all the ego-boosting attention she could."
"Talk about abuse of position and authority, this slut's inappropriate bad behaviour has violated Aviation Safety Laws, which state that passengers should not cause disturbances, including using violent language or yelling. What she needs is a shot of high octane psychological counselling to correct her sociopath condition."

Hyun-Ah Cho (Anglicised to Heather) - who actually runs the company's hotel division and has sweet fuck all to do with the airline, per se - pompously declared to the 250 head shaking fellow travellers "I might well be a passenger on this flight to Incheon today but as of now I am wearing my airline's executive vice president coat and what I say goes."
Regardless of 'what coat' she might be wearing, the opinion of other passengers for her shameful outburst and delaying take off by 20 minutes was one that Ms Heather Cho is a right cunt - in cunt's clothing.

The eldest daughter of Korean Air Chairman Cho Yang-ho, the 40-year old Hyun-Ah is known to friends and associates alike as a right self-promoting skanger, stricken with chronic halitosis, who attended the prestigious Swiss, Geneva-based Slappers finishing school where an exaggerated sense of entitlement and abuse of privilege helped her graduate summa cum laude with twin degrees in Unqualified Arrogance 'and' Social Rudeness - plus being bestowed with the disparaging sobriquet of Mistress Dragon Lady for demanding the school's catering department be fired en mass for refusing to peel and de-seed her breakfast grapes.

While being the muff-munching spoiled brat scion of Korean Air Chairman Cho Yang-ho might have its advantages, this latest of the cross-dressing Hyun-Ah's cringeworthy, menopausal mood swings - on steroids - is definitely not going to impress her Daddy, a media shy conservative oligarch who decries the shameless excesses and scandalous antics of contemporary zillionaire Chaebol dynasty degenerates.

To wit, Heather Cho's head is so far up her own arse it's a wonder she can breathe.

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