Anyone of a mind to do a flit to Rwanda – hop onto one of Shiti Patel’s ‘Tory Adventure Holidays’ illegal immigrant deportation flights to the African state that gave the term ‘tribal genocide’ an entirely fresh perspective.
Let’s be honest n up front. This past couple of years have been the shits on a global scale – for every common herd peasant n their dog. Covid-1984, social distancing, lockdowns, not getting a single invite to one of the Tory government’s weekly party flings, supply chain disruptions, climate change – and to cap it off, this current rogue wave of rampant inflation and an impending recession lapping over the doorstep – plus the brain-storm decision-making involved when considering next Friday night’s supper of fish n chips. Will it be the fish – or just the chips?
But WTF can anyone expect of a stunted and failing global scale crapitalist economy when the smart arse ‘progressives’ abolished slavery then started paying the peasants a ‘living wage’.
So, here we are, regardless of all the socio-political-economic chaos crap that’s going down, just trying to look a wee bit on the optimistic side – then some shit for brains British Army clown, Brigadier-General Sir Patrick Sanders, has – ‘in yer face’ informed - a most vindictive, and easily offended, Moscow-based Vlad Putrid that: “We’re coming for you” – and is readying the British military to engage in a land war across Eastern Europe, and the far Gromboolian plains, in an assault headed by the 14th Armoured Segway Corps and the 21st Queen's Own Cannon Fodder Brigade - in defence of the Tory Nasty Party’s newest pals – the Ukraine’s Zelensky and his neo-Nazi fascist thug Azov Battalion militia.
Hmmm, doubtless Brigadier-General Shit-for-Brains is now on a GRU Spetsnaz hit list and gonna get his sorry ass ‘Novichoked’ – due Putrid’s response being an e-mail to Sanders, with piccy of the Russian military’s all-new Sarmat intercontinental ballistic missile, dubbed the ‘Satan II’ – an upgrade of the earlier long range Shitstreak – carrying a 20 megaton multiple nuclear warhead and decoy armament payload, with an 11,000 miles range that no existing Western air defence system can intercept.
Let us just take a step back n hark General Sanders sabre-rattling message to the assembled troops of the 17th Body Bag Regiment: “I am the first Chief of the General Staff since 1941 to take command of the Army in the shadow of a land war in Europe involving a continental power – and the scale of the enduring threat from Russia expansionism shows we've entered a 1937 type of Hitlerian Nazi threat insecurity. Thus, it is my singular duty to make our Army as lethal and effective as it can be – and ready to kick some Russian ass.”
In retaliation to ‘Silly’ Sanders’ belligerent narrative, where he called on soldiers to prepare to “fight in Europe once again", Russian Lieutenant-General Evgeny Buzhinsky opined to one gutter press hack from the Warmongers Gazette that “… if this dog wanking bully thug Sanders threaten our country with aggressive rhetoric and without thinking twice – and launches an attack on Russian troops protecting our new Ukraine colony, then the UK will vanish in one big nuclear flash-bang.”
“Sanders is deluded by believing his own bullshit and fails to understand that in the aftermath of a Third World War, Food Bank Britain will physically cease to exist – with London topping the stealth missile target list.”
“The Anglo-Saxon troublemaker’s sacred island of Albion will vanish in a cloud of dust, so I’ve no idea where he or his descendants will live.”
Well, that’s a fair point, Evgeny. Chances are we’ll all end up in Rwanda.
Secretary of Russia's Security Council and owner of Gulag Gaz, Nikolai Crooksky, joined with General Buzhinsky and close Putrid ally, Andrey Mobsaroubles (Wankprom Oil), to inform media hacks that “Once the nukes are launched, we’ll take out the entire orbiting fleet of enemy space satellites – and no fucker will care if they are American or British as we view them all as NATO – then we’ll mitigate NATO’s entire system of anti-missile defence – across Europe and the US – then all European members of NATO will have their Russian-based gas and oil supplies cut off.”
Top ranking military staff – Sanders and Buzhinsky being perfect examples - are on a par with politicians and banksters viz their perception of morality equals that of cannibals, paedophiles, and psychopaths.
Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka 'the Truth.
This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.
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