Wednesday, 1 June 2022

Nutty News Roundup

Bad Teeth Britain – Home to the NHS (No Hope Service) ‘Dogshit Class Dentistry’.

The Tory Nasty Party – continuing with the fucked-up NHS policies of their New Labour predecessors – would sooner get involved in foreign military misadventures – (Afghanistan / Iraq / Ukraine) – than organise an efficient NHS dentistry service.

If these greedy, grasping dentists want to emulate the good ole US of A dentistry culture model n only do mega-bucks £££ $$$ private work, all well n good – then cancel their licences to practice if they refuse to accept 50% NHS patients.

Really, Tory or Labour or Lib-Dums – or the Greenie wankers – they’re of one collective mind to take on the Russian Bear in a proxy street fight in Ukraine, but haven’t got the nuance to organise a decent dental service for their tax-paying ‘voter’ citizens.

So all yer caries-ridden teeth have rotted away to stumps, thanks to the total lack of couldn’t give a flying fuck attitude of successive governments and NHS Trust wankers – but if yer want a sex change on the NHS just tick the box below – for this very same not fit for purpose NHS fuck-up is preparing to offer female-to-male transgender surgery - 'for free' - in the coming months of 2022.

London’s leading Chelsea and Westminster Hospital has been commissioned by the NHS to recruit a Gender Affirmation Surgery Pathway Coordinator to implement clinical strategies and conduits to provide masculinizing surgical treatment for patients with gender dysphoria.

Grrrrr, growls he, shaking head in utter disgust – low income families and basic rate state pensioners can’t get their teeth fixed - or a set of dentures to chew food with - on the NHS – but over-17 girls who would prefer to be boys can have their snatch converted into a cock – and for free too. 

And the gullible public were egged on to bang pans n pots n applaud the NHS throughout the entire two year Covid-1984 scamdemic deception lockdowns?

Time for some hardcore ‘ballot box retribution’.

https://www.gbnews.uk/news/thousands-of-dentists-stop-providing-nhs-services/301400

https://www.gbnews.uk/news/nhs-creates-new-service-offering-female-to-male-transgender-surgery-for-free/302073

WTF do you call a woman with a penis? A man.   But not where Labour politico Keir Stammerer is concerned.

Gender identity simply ain’t clear cut anymore. It’s not just a matter of who has a pair of tits (no, not ‘man tits’ either) and a pussy – or who has a cock n a pair of bollocks.

In today’s politically correct-driven Wokester cult dominated society there are variables galore to be taken into consideration – just reconstruct the LGBTQIAPK acronym - (lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, queer or questioning, intersex, and asexual) – and for the many, they then get confused with their own sexuality.

Stammerer, this is the same bloke – the leader (sic) of a national political party (New Labour – aka Tony Bliar’s Dodgy Dossier Party - the guys who brought you the illegal invasion of Iraq) – and a knight of the realm - who can’t decide if women have cocks or not. Fuck knows what his sex life is like – unless spouse Vicky has a bigger dick than him.

Now he’s using and abusing his House of Conmans Parliamentary position to demand that the useless eating common herd population of Food Bank Britain (formerly Broken Britain) get their ragged arses out on the streets and kowtow before the unelected Kraut bloodline monarch (who rules over our once-sceptred isle and lives in palaces various) on the occasion of her seventy years Platinum Jubilee of doing just that – lording it over us.

Yep, Stammerer demands we go out n celebrate seventy years of unadulterated, unaccountable wealth, abuse of entitlement, and privilege, power, and common herd exploitation by Lizzie Saxe Coburg und Gotha and her clan of talentless, inbred parasite relatives.

https://www.gbnews.uk/news/keir-starmer-declares-it-is-your-patriotic-duty-to-celebrate-the-queens-platinum-jubilee/307655

West Ham United soccer player, the notorious mouth-breathing ‘Kitty Kicker’, Kurt Zouma, appeared at Thames Magistrates Court today, where he and his intellectually-stunted brother Yoyo each copped lengthy community service sentences – licking Banksy wannabee's graffiti off town centre walls – for their part in the serial bullying and torture of an innocent pet cat – with the moronic Kurt further banned from being alone in the company of any moggy for five years.

However, crimes against felines of the species obviously carry a special order of mystic payback, as while leaving the court Zouma’s attention was focused on his cellphone screen and he inadvertently tripped over his bottom lip, tumbling headlong down the courthouse granite steps, landing on the hapless Yoyo, and breaking a leg a-piece.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/61657176

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