Poppy Day: Hypocrisy – In Spades

In today’s ‘Enhanced Duplicity’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from peace activist Ron McScrote, director of the global Kiss n Make Up campaign, reporting live on the 'poppy fascists parade' from his anti-war 'protest perch' atop London's Whitehall Cenotaph memorial for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with hot off the anvil dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Faced with the Poppy Day maxim of 'Lest We Forget', then Remembrance Sunday should be named National Alzheimer's Day when we have a bunch of sock puppet psycho political stooges – (along with Broken Britain's manky monarch and her reptile relatives entourage) - paraded before a compliantly corrupt mass media machine and ready to 'forget' the tragic life-loss / trench foot lessons of World War One - & 'Let's Do It All Once Again' World War Two – plus a myriad of sideshow minor conflicts since (Korea, Oman, Congo, the Cod War, Falklands, etcetera, et al – and definitely not 'forgetting' the fubar English-Spanish 'War of Jenkin's Ear' - 1739 / 1748) - and 'pay tribute' to the war dead of past conflicts by committing the youth of our once-sceptred isle to acts of armed aggression in foreign lands – just to be part of the neo-colonial imperialist club with their Satan-worshipping Masonic buddies running the good ole US of A – or dare disobey the demands of their ZioNazi Rothshite bankster crime syndicate masters.

To add to the blatant poppy-red 'political patriotism' hypocrisy insult to the common herd's (limited) intelligence, the front page of this morning's Warmongers Gazette reveals that in the unqualified and arrogant war-promoting opinion of General Sir 'Tricky Nicky' Houghton, the UK's top military commander, Broken Britain is, quote: "letting the Allied War Party side down" by failing to launch air strikes against the ISIS terrorist group in Syria - and further criticised the policy of the ruling Nasty Party's pig-bonking Prime Minister of restricting RAF air strikes to ISIS battle fronts in neighbouring Iraq.

As if to confirm his muddled thinking is a primary reason to retire the stupid wanker from his post as Chief of the Defence Staff, Houghton later appeared on the BBC's Andrew 'Bat-Ears' Marr show where he totally contradicted his earlier stance by claiming it was not possible for foreign forces from outside the Mid-East region to defeat IS militarily in a proxy war (er - has this twat had a 'blind eye' on the ball viz Russian strike actions?) and it should ultimately be left to local forces on the ground (er- the more 'moderate' rebels?) – lest Britain run the risk of adding fuel to the radicalisation of ISIS Jolly Jihadist beheading crazies.

Compounding the confusion and insanity, Tory Foreign Secretary Philip 'Dandruff' Hammond opined to one press hack from Born Losers magazine that, in his personal view, Britain saw eye-to-eye with the Russians on lots of things – such as vodka being a great tipple – or caviar's great on toast soldier fingers – and that all indicators pointed to the fact that ISIS were not very nice people – as far as Sunni Muslim types go - and should be destroyed – with many thanks to Moscow for doing 'their bit' towards this end.
However, if they held a House of Conmans vote to authorise bombing ISIS back to the Stone Age and Posh Dave lost that show of hands, then the damage to Tory Party confidence and Scameron's already 'in-tatters' perverted zoophiliac pig-gamming reputation might well be more severe than anything they could inflict on the Islamic Caliphate.

The horrible Hammond continued: "It wouldn't be so bad if the Labour Party backed us on this one, but it's evolved into a more sensible organisation since they got rid of Wallace and Gromet. Now we have this peace-nick Corbyn character in the leadership seat – unlike back in 2003 we had Tony Bliar ready to follow orders, toss legality to the four winds and invade wherever his Zionists masters demanded –a policy adhered to by Broon - and Millipede too, until he lost out big time in the last general election popularity contest."

In response, New / Old Labour's shadow defence secretary, Chief Bald Eagle claimed her party needed more detail from Posh Dave Scameron's Nasty Party government on what the aims and objectives are involved with sanctioning the outclassed RAF to perform a willy-nilly bombing campaign in Syria. (for fuck's sake woman – killing Assad is priority one) and the actual 'legal' legal position before deciding whether to back air strikes purported to be targeting the Islamic State Caliphate's military positions – and not President Assad's front line 21st Armoured Segway Regiment.

Not wishing to miss out on a media exposure opportunity, regardless of how fucking idiotic it would prove him to be, the Tory's limp-wristed / expense-fiddling Defence Secretary Michael Fallon – yet another juke box politician (slip a few coins in and he'll play any tune you like) once more failed to engage brain before opening his big gob and stated for the public record that it is 'morally indefensible' for Britain to rely on other countries to bomb the so-called Islamic State in Syria – with Fallon obviously being under the psychosis-induced impression it is 'morally defensible' to indiscriminately bomb people in a sovereign foreign nation – when it's an established fact that such military actions constitute a death knell for the civilian demographic – women n kids – more so than Jolly Jihad terrorist types.
(Google 'Gaza Strip' / 'Operation Kill Every Fucker').

Nice on Mr Fallon. Doubtless you'll sleep easy with that fucked up, holier-than-thou misconception mindset – just as the ZioNazi outlaw state of Israel's psychopath Prime Minister, Bobo Nuttyahoo, does viz his 'morally indefensible' authorisation of IDF human rights abuses and war crimes conducted on a 24/7 daily basis against the Arab 'Semite' Palestinian population of - er - Palestine.

Disclaimer: While a hefty score of conscience-stifled politicos, bent nonce-ponce money-laundering lawyers and crooked porky plods might have become collateral 'fear and alarm' anxiety-damage casualties, no innocent non-combatant women and children – or trees, fish, cormorants, bumble bees, small furry mammals - otters / voles – or Syrian refugees - were harmed in posting this insurrectionist Truthsayer epistle.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour 'and' hard public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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