Wednesday, 7 October 2015

US Pissed: Russia Bombs 'Moderate' Terrorists

In today’s ‘Psychopaths Rule’ special blood n guts edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from front line war correspondent Mohammed al Patsy, manning the underground bunker editorial desk at Anarchy Central’s Damascus-based 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with hot off the anvil dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Going into his customary geriatric booze n meds-induced over-emotional whinge state while freeloading on an extended liquid lunch, courtesy of the Warmongers Gazette's gutter press hacks, the Great Satan's Polack foreign policy expert (sic) Zbigniew Brzezinski, opined with his trademark unqualified arrogance that the United States should retaliate with the wrath of God if Russia does not stop bombing its 'moderate' terrorist assets in Syria.

The 87-year old Brzezinski, ex-national security adviser to former President Jimmy 'Peanuts' Carter, told reporters he had advised the White House incumbent cuckoo, President Darky Obama, to get set for a Mexican standoff situation and claim the moral high ground to disarm the Russians - if they fail to listen to reason and kept on attacking the Israeli / CIA-trained ISIS Takfiri / Daesh's homicidal maniacs and the affiliated Jolly Jihad Brigade terrorists wreaking havoc, death and destruction in Syria and Iraq.

Obviously too far into his cups to balance common sense and logic, old Zbig' reasoned that "The Russian naval and air presences in Syria are vulnerable and isolated geographically from their homeland. Hence they could have their wrists twisted in a classical Chinese burn scenario and disarmed by the superior NATO alliance if they persist in provoking our Israel pals and interrupting the schedule for implementing the final stages of the Protocols of the Greedy Bastard Elders of Zion 'Greater Israel' agenda."

Que? WTF? Excuse moi – what was that last bit again? The Russians are geographically isolated from their homeland supply lines and this makes them vulnerable?

And the good ole US of A ain't? Fer fuck's sake, does this bloke know how to read a goldarn map? The fucking Earth isn't flat and Russia's a lot closer – both land and sea (and air) routes to Syria than the Great Satan. What a heap of steaming shite propaganda rhetoric.

Brzezinski, pausing only to visit the crapper and change his incontinence pads, continued his diatribe with the flawed notion that "Russia might be persuaded to act with the US in seeking a wider accommodation to our regional problem that transcends the interests of a single state – so we Balkanise Syria, Iraq, and Lebanon together, then launch a joint attack on the mad mullahs over in Iran - and they pledge to work with us in creating the Greater Israel, so in the bargain cop a guaranteed slice of the 'cheap oil forever' pie."

Doubtless Brzezinski's inebriated concerns focus on an updated US intelligence (sic) assessment leaked through the Twatter social network last night that reveals Russia has successfully targeted and destroyed various ISIS Jaysh al Jahannum (Army of Hell) terrorist bases and strongholds in both Syria and Iraq – up to and including the so-called 'moderate' Fesad fel Arz Armoured Segway Brigade and Jolly Jihad terrorist leader Iblis Achmed bin Dhabiha – along with Al Nusra's Mohammed al Ka-Boom, commander of the Shaheed Semtex Suicide Vest Regiment - all of which were backed and funded under the CIA / Mossad train-and-equip scam.

The senile Brzezinski's cock-eyed assessment, now shared by US commanders on the ground (in Washington) has led American officials to conclude that Russian warplanes with 'Kuzma's Mother' slogans on their cockpit fuselage have intentionally and with malice aforethought, targeted the CIA's 'moderate' terrorists in a string of 24/7 night and day air attacks over the past week to diminish and negate their capacity to overthrow Syrian leader Basher al Assad.

So here we have the once-sovereign state of Syria, gripped by a pro-ZioNazi foreign-backed Muslim terrorist campaign since March 2011, all aimed at toppling the dynastic Assad regime – and in a belated response, with the political backing of the People's Utopia of China and the Islamic Republic of Iran, the Russians have joined the affray and started targeting the Western alliance's 'moderate' terrorist forces (the term 'moderate' defining terrorists that don't chop off taxi driver's and aid worker's heads for a bit of a laugh) – in addition to the KSA / Qatari / Mossad backed ISIS Caliphate death cult jihadists.

Now Tel Aviv and Washington are tripping over their own inept feet to conjure up some distraction scam - either in Moscow, the Ukraine or Mid-East – to confound and divert the 100% Russian success rate offensive and facilitate how the US / NATO can provide military aid and ground cover to its proxy Sunni Muslim terrorist forces in the field without risking an ill-fated broader conflict with Russia that's bound to end in tears and an all-out major blood bath for some fucker and their dog – especially if the nihilist Israelis go for the Samson Option and start playing false flag micro-nuke tricks again to kick start a long overdue World War Three.

Again, the gospel according to Brzezinski: "In these rapidly unfolding and challenging circumstances the Great Satan has only one real option if it is to protect its wider coveted geo-political stakes in the region – Iran, Pakiland and the ex-Soviet republics. We need to convey to Moscow a demand that it cease and desist from military actions that directly affect Israeli and US terrorist assets cos right now the Russian Bear’s moves in Syria pose a direct challenge to our post-9/11 Strategy for a New American Century agenda and the Washington administration’s foreign policy of neo-colonial aggression across the Middle East to achieve geo-political and strategic military hegemony. For Christ's sake, the next step Moscow will be backing Hezbollah and Hamas' Gaza Gangsters."

Well, thanks for that bilious little diatribe, Mr Brzezinski. Doubtless it will be full steam ahead with the spin doctor narratives and propaganda-laced rhetoric, to manipulate public opinion to the Nth degree viz the difference between ISIS and moderate terrorist scum – all of which are wholly devoid of any element of credibility or the truth.

Meanwhile, back home in Broken Britain, the Posh Dave Scameron-led Nasty Party regime claim to be supporting 'only' moderate Syrian rebels (read ''infidel-hating Islamic terrorists') fighting the incumbent Assad government / regime – call it what you will – and not the very naughty ISIS Caliphate Jolly Jihadist / Takfiri psychopaths responsible for all the B-rated crisis actor / photo-shopped anal rapes, beheadings and fiery caged immolations of taxi drivers, aid workers, and a host of non-believer Christian heathen types.

While this entire despicable war of imperialist aggression debacle lacks humour in any shape or form, one laughable joke exists regarding where Broken Britain's Tory government and right wing pro-Zionist propaganda arm – the taxpayer-funded BBC – and linked Western media outlets – are getting their information from regarding civilian / refugee human rights abuses and war crimes purportedly committed by Basher al Assad's regime.
The super secret source is none other than The Syrian Observatory for Human Rights – run by Osama Suleiman – aka Rami Abdulrahman – a Syrian sunni-side-up Muslim – who concocts a 24/7 stream of up-to-the-minute news on Syria's multiple battle fronts – from watching a portable telly in his back garden shed bunker in Coventry, then posting the fiction script shit online.

Thoughts for the day. Well, well, silly old Russia, targeting the wrong terrorists. But as Russ' Pres' Vlad Putrid quite clearly stated "If it waddles like a duck and quacks like a duck then in all likelihood it's a Muslim terrorist."
Alas and thrice woe, the only ones benefiting from this debacle are the Western arms corporations and the middle men dealers, plus the pro-ZioNazi Western / Israeli sociopath sadist politicos – along with BodyBags-R-Us and the local grave diggers.

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