Saturday, 3 October 2015

Vigilantes to Replace PCSO Squad

In today’s ‘Extrajudicial Measures’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Ron 'Pitbull' McGnasher, reporting live for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill from the Old Bailey's Paedophile Protection Court #3 – with hot off the anvil 'blood n guts' dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Sally Sandpaper, a 17-year old mother of three from Canning Town has been sentenced to a 50 hour community service order for killing a man charged with sexually assaulting vulnerable children on the east London estate where she lives.

Ms Sandpaper was found guilty of the manslaughter of 77-year old notorious kiddie fiddler, Michael Beastie, by reason of loss of control.
Beastie, who had a string of previous convictions for molesting innocent children, sodomising stray dogs - and sheep shagging around the Home Counties, was on bail awaiting trial and bled to death on the doorstep of his east London flat after Ms Sandpaper did a 'Freddy Kruger on steroids' hack n slash job on him.

Judge Dinsdale Armitage-Shanks QC opined to the court that it was a truly exceptional case as he reduced Ms Sandpaper's sentence from life in prison to a community service order after taking into consideration her position as a single mother who simply pre-empted the not fit for purpose police and snail paced justice system, and acted out of moral conscience and motherly love to protect her sprogs from the vile perverted clutches of a known paedo predator.

Sandpaper, who was cleared of murder and tried on the lesser manslaughter charge, had armed herself with a set of Argos kitchen knives – the same brand favoured by the ISIS Caliphate's Jihad John Boy for beheading his taxi driver / aid worker victims – and confronted Beastie at his neighbouring flat to warn him off approaching her children – to which, sporting a shit-eating smirk, he'd replied he'd come round at night and shag her cat.

At the time of his violent demise Beastie was on bail after being arrested in Canning Town's Grassy Knoll Park for impersonating a Roman Catholic priest from the local St Sodom's Church for Latter Day Catamites and trying to tempt children with offers of candy to come into the bushes and play with his 'one-eyed trouser snake' - and had 24 previous convictions for sexual offences spanning three decades.

Beastie previously served sentences of between nine months and six years for sex crimes that included indecent assaults on underage children and a catalogue of defenceless farm animals. However, his name was not on the sex offenders register as he committed the previous offences before such was introduced in 1997.

Speaking outside the court to one gutter press hack from the Lynch Mob Gazette, Judge Armitage-Shanks emphasised the case was unique as Sandpaper had lost control rather than taken the law into her own hands and engaged in a knee jerk, albeit reprehensible, act of vigilante conduct.
"While there must never be the slightest excuse for mob rule I am compelled to sympathise with her dilemma – faced with a convicted paedophile on the loose in her neighbourhood and the Met Plod Squad laying off their PCSO staff faster than shit through a goose thanks to Scameron's Nasty Party government's austerity programme slashing their budgets, then vigilante action and slashing Mr Beastie was her snap judgement recourse to protecting her children – and the family cat."

During the trial, Judge Armitage-Shanks advised that a judicial inquiry was under way into the earlier court decision by the presiding justice, Sir Buffy Brown-Hatter, to release Beastie – a fellow lodge Masonic Brother - on bail when he was an obvious re-offender risk to neighbourhood children.

Thought for the day: Bearing in mind we have a Royal Palace, a Civil Service, the national Judiciary (Courts / Plods) the Westminster Parliament, and a House of Lords infested with corruption-ridden Masonic sodomites and kiddie fiddling pederasts – criminals to a man – and a woman if one counts in the likes of the cross-dressing transvestite Home Sec, Terry 'Viagra' May – and that other evil New Labour paedophile facilitator / child porn apologist, the ginger mingin Harriet 'PIE' Harmful - and let's not forget Lord Gashcroft's recent literary revelations that seem to be dodging any form of libel action (cos they're true) that our incumbent Tory / Nasty Party Slime Minister, Posh Dave Scameron, is guilty of pig fucking – or at least getting a gam (a 'gammon' – Ed?) off a pig's head – then it's hardly surprising the common herd demographic are sick to the back teeth with the secret handshake brotherhood protecting their own – Brittan, Savile, Cyril 'Fat Boy' Smith, Janner etcetera, et al - and the Operation Kiddie Fiddler investigations taking forever to arrest a sampling of low life nobody dog wankers and patsy tosspots while the VIPs (Very Important Paedophiles) walk – then it's time for a spot of extra-judicial retribution.

Regardless, at the end of the day, with a score-plus of convictions for past child molesting offences dating back to 1970 – an indecent assault against a little boy – a total of 24 convictions spanning 30 years – with the longest sentence for kiddie fiddling being 6 years - this is one problem the Canning Town neighbourhood's paranoid Mums n Dads won't have to fret over any more – until the next paedo' aberration crawls out from under some rock.

Let us not forget that the Holy Bible's Book of Leviticus refers to these low life sexual deviants as 'abominations' – and who wants to go against the word of God?

Thus if the police and justice system fail the public, and in this case, to protect vulnerable children from scumbag paedo filth – as per Scotland's window dressing historic child sexual abuse inquiry - then what alternative do the common herd have but turn to extra-judicial action – and a perfect example of where to start would be to focus on a long-overdue reckoning for the Hollie Greig sexual abuse scandal and the untouchable Aberdeen-based ruling establishment Satanist paedophile ring that subjected her, and other hapless sprogs, to years of serial rape – then murdered her Uncle Roy to prevent his whistle-blowing of the abuse.

(For the record Scotland's stalled 'nonce-ponce' public inquiry into the litany of historical allegations of child abuse in social care institutions is a very bad joke – chaired by androgynous Susan O'Brien QC - and formally began its work on October 1st, although no panel members have been appointed, no hearings have been scheduled – and only a half-arsed website set up – to which the public reaction is one of being let down by delays and the 'shambolic' state of the inquiry suggesting either gross incompetence or purposeful acts of criminality to stall and sabotage any such inquiry.
'Shambolic' is a euphemism for a total fubar – a snafu beyond the pale – as we have seen better organised riots – as per the half a step forward then three steps back bullshit with Kiwi Justice Dame Lowell Patria Goddard's pretence of a CSA Inquiry.

So North of the Border Nonceland besides, the ballot's in and counted and the vote goes to let Sally Sandpaper loose amongst the government institutional / bureaucracy Masonic rent boy shagging sodomites, pederasts - and the BBC's necrophiliac nonce DJs.
She can start at the House of Conmans and Lords with her paedo-slasher blades, and then onto Dolphin Square – and then have a quiet word with the not fit for purpose Plod Squads and local councils in Rotherham, Rochdale, Nottingham and nonce-infested Aberdeen.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour 'and' hard public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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wiggins said...

Nice one. Keep reminding the evil satanic paederasts that Judgement day is not far off...........