Thursday, 24 September 2015

Skewed News Views Roundup

Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

At least 717 people taking part in the Hajj pilgrimage in the barbaric Third World Kingdom of Saudi Arabia have been killed in a stampede and a further 863 people injured some 5 kilometres from the Islamic holy site of Mecca, at the Tent City of Mina - which occurred as two million pilgrims were taking part in the Haji's last major rite - to lob a succession of seven stones at three pillars named the Jammyrats - which represent the Devil – and where myth holds that Satan tempted the Prophet Abraham with a full smorgasbord of wicked and nasty Eastern promise delights.

Well, as we are knees deep in religious superstition here, if that is down to a 'Satanic reaction' then the obvious moral to this story is 'Don't throw stones at fallen angels – especially so the Devil'. For Christ's sake (sic) this guy's down in the Bible's days of infamy pages, with a notorious reputation for being an all-round bad ass since God knows when – time immemorial.

The Cambridgeshire, Bedfordshire and Northamptonshire plod squad forces have collectively apologised to a motorcycle crash victim left in a ditch for hours following a slack arsed bureaucratic attack of the dreaded 'Jobsworth Syndrome' - specifically which force was responsible to respond to the incident.
The biker, who sustained what doctors refer to as 'serious injuries', crashed last Sunday near Titsbrook, Cambridgeshire, which borders both Bedfordshire and Northamptonshire.
Despite a 999 call going in shortly after 16:00 BST, emergency services did not arrive on the blood n gore accident scene to hear the victim's screams for help until 18:40 as they were having their tea.

Hmmm, only a couple of hours delay. These clots have got some ways to go to catch up to Police Scotland's Chief Constable Sir Stephen House and his gang of not fit for purpose, nonce-protecting uniformed jobsworths viz attending traffic altercations, where it took three days plus to respond to an eye witness report of a traffic accident and the vehicle leaving the road – a delay which resulted in the deaths of both the male driver and his female passenger.

The incompetent House, as popular as a course of chemo' in Edinburgh as he was in London, has since been pressured to fold his tent and resign.

Overall, we've seen better organised riots.

More mass media disappointments as September 23rd (and the 24th) 2015 pass without undue incident – specifically a global extinction level event / planetary killer global Day of Atonement.

Okay, go ahead, laugh all you want, but the indicators were there according to an array of dedicated Doomsday-sayers.
The planet Nibiru was due to 're-enter' our solar system and knock the Earth for a gravity wave 6 shot boundary.
The Israelis had scheduled yet another 9/11 style false flag nuclear Islamic terrorist attack - to take out the Big Apple with a black market Pakiland nuke.
The CERN Large Hadron Collider's hunt for the God Particle Mk 2 - 'Dark Energy' - was predicted by celebrity gimp Stephen 'Brainiac' Hawking to either open the Gates of Hell / an inter-dimensional portal – or create a Black Hole and a passage to the Underverse - from which millions of scabby off-world migrants would stream through and invade Europe shouting 'welfare benefits' in a legion of tongues.

Plus, an asteroid the size of the US national debt – what Harvard Ivy League astro-physicists class as being 'fucking massive' – was predicted to hit Puerto Rico and create firestorms, earthquakes and a tsunami that would upset everyone's weekend within a 5,000 mile radius of the impact site.

Now regardless of a stream of denials from NASA’s Near-Earth Object office that 'there's fuck all out there, honey' - that one obviously hit home with some semblance of credibility as the prediction came from none other than the tub-thumping Rev Winnebago Jaffacake, who claimed to have received a divine vision of a gigantic asteroid colliding with Earth - which prompted my missus to shit kittens and cancel our forthcoming sunny Caribbean vacation, rebooking to the safe snow-bound and freezing heights of the Himalayas – a fortnight at the Brass Monkey Lodge overlooking Annapurna.

Then we had a prediction from Rabbi Shylock Snipcock regarding the Day of Atonement, aka Yom Kippur, which kicked off on the September 22nd and ended on September 23rd 2015 – and marked what the kikesters refer to as the Shemitah Jubilee - or Super Shemitah - the last year of a seven-year cycle of debt forgiveness described in the Old Testament which will herald a worldwide economic collapse.

Thus, as the Day of Atonement ended to the sound of the ceremonial Jewish ram's horn 'shofar', did any of the above occur? Were multi millions wiped out in a Georgia Guidestones type mass cull from a nuke attack, asteroid impacts, Super Shemitahs, plagues, civil disorder or Zombie Apocalypse?
Not according to the BBC online news, but there again, being an establishment propaganda tool, the Beeb lacks the credibility to report anything that might set a wobble to the status quo.

And that has put paid to that. Back to work on Monday folks. No time off for the Tribulation and Rapture after all – apart from some 717 unfortunate Muslims in Mina now on their way to Paradise – and not forgetting the hapless biker lying in a ditch in Cambridge.

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