UK Homes Cop Muslim Refugee Lodgers

In today’s 'Migrant Stampede’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Sheikh Fizzy al Kaseltzer covering the Turkish-Syrian border news desk for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with hot off the anvil dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

The UK's Nasty Party PM, Posh Dave Scameron and his dandified zillionaire cabinet, are facing growing pressure from both at home and abroad for Broken Britain to get itself a bit more 'Broken' by taking in a few million of the Muslim refugee 'swarms' fleeing to the 'safe confines' (sic) of the EUSSR community from their war-ravaged shitholes in the Middle East.

The outraged demands from common sense-deficient bleeding heart liberals for Scameron's Tory government to relax immigration restrictions comes in the wake of international news footage of a dead child, washed up like so much flotsam on a beach in Bodrum, Turkey – believed to be a Syrian war zone refugee and not one of the usual local catamite casualties, buggered to death then dumped by the Sublime Porte Paedo Club.

Best described by EUSSR immigration statisticians as the equivalent of a Biblical multitude, legions of men, women and children are currently stranded in Calais, Italy, Greece - and Hungary's Bickse railway station – right across Europe in fact we have entire populations fleeing the socio-political-economic havoc and making treacherous journeys to get the fuck out of their US / NATO warmonger-ravaged homes in Syria, Iraq and Libya to the comparative safety of the EUSSR community with no more than a bedsheet or burka (or lifejacket) on their backs.

Ex-Tory party chairman (lately a non-person) Baroness Seedy Warthog (herself a by-product of Paki' migrant stock) opined to one press hack from the Benefit Scroungers Gazette that the UK should be prepared to share the burden – but refused to expand the statement to a personal level by offering Muslim refugees the use of her back garden to camp out.
Seizing the chance of a self-promotion press interview opportunity, Warthog further played on the crisis's human cost, claiming that an excess of 1,800 Libyans have perished at sea in the first five months of 2015. (So WTF are we expected to do - teach the fuckers to swim?)

To offset a swathe of socio-political criticism PM Scameron's response to UK media sources was loaded with his customary disingenuous rhetoric: "Britain is a moral nation and we will fulfil our moral responsibilities. That's why I sent the Royal Navy to the Mediterranean, to save thousands of Libyan refugee lives."

Yeah right, and previously sent the Royal Air Force, Army and Navy to join the US and NATO warmongers attacking Libya and caused thousands of deaths.

Okay folks, common sense and logical approach time. While responding to the political arm-twisting with some modicum of compliance, has Scameron or any other fucker or their dog in government thought this 'refugee placement' scheme through?
The first thought that passed through my mind is that the ISIS Caliphate, along with Taliban Dan and Big Al Qaeda, are planting Fifth Column / Jolly Jihadi Muslim terrorists across Pan-Europe - in the guise of humanitarian crisis refugees? All in place and ready to wreak chaos on Britain's illusionary 'democratic freedoms' that Islam is rumoured to regard as an abomination.

Talk about topsy-turvy manipulation, one minute the government are flat out, like a lizard drinking, in their Gladio false flag / black propaganda attempts to demonise Islam and the Muslim community in general. Now they want to play the Lady Bountiful host to the fuckers. Though it does present a novel – albeit cringe-worthy – concept: social engineering by force of arms.

Migrant crisis besides, the 'Arbeit Macht Frei' DWP and Minister for Social Misery, Iain Dunkin-Shit, (another Tory frog who dreams of becoming a toad) are slashing the welfare benefit payments of anyone still 'assessed' by Atos as physically able to crawl to their nearest Jobcentre –where there's no jobs to be had for any fucker. So what's the deal on handouts for this mega-influx of war zone / economic migrants? One rule for out of work / disabled Brits - and a relaxed ruling for scrounging refugees? You betcha.

Hence while Tory PM Scameron and his jukebox politician pals - (slip a few coins in and they'll play any fucking tune you want) – are ready to pass legislation that all home owners in England and Wales will be mandated to take in a couple of Muslim refugees as lodgers (specifically those with that coveted 'spare bedroom' – up north of the border the Scottish Nonce Party's First Minister Nicola Sturgeon has, like Seedy Warthog, seized a self-promoting political media exposure opportunity by the short n curlies by publicly shedding a veritable tsunami of crocodile tears at piccies of some Syrian crisis actor's kid washed up on a beach in Turkey.

Hmmm, one wonders, a pity she – or her Porky Pict predecessor Alex Salmond – never shed any weepy tears – crocodile or otherwise - viz the scandalous sexual abuse of a special needs little girl named Hollie Greig – and has to date (like the pot-bellied Salmond before her) wholly ignored impassioned public pleas to act and order an investigation into the untouchable Aberdeen-based diabolical Satanist paedophile ring responsible for the serial rape of Hollie and other kiddies – a cabal of sinister and villainous establishment scumsters still operating with impunity.

So what has Jimmy Crankie got on offer for the refugees? A free kilt and a 'Named Paedo' – er- 'Person' – to look after the kids while Mum and Dad are down the local madrassa stirring up a spot of sectarian hatred – or attending their weekly caber-tossing lessons and wolfing down deep fried Mars bars. The mind boggles.

Do you have room in your back garden shed to house a couple of Syrian Muslim refugees? How about a mixed bag of limping Libyans, starving Somalis or yucky Yemenis. Would you be willing to give refugees a few swimming lessons, ready for when they have to swim back home again?

Send your comments using the online reply form below and you could win the Mother Theresa Prize for being a gullible twat. A selection of your comments may be published, displaying your name n address so the ISIS Caliphate Refugee Placement Centre know where to direct their next batch of lodgers.

Thought for the day. Haven't we enough economic migrants (scrounging non-Anglo-Saxon darkies) here already, thanks to Empire's Day promises of British citizenship and protection? Then to add insult to imminent injury, this current 'swarm' - to apply PM Scameron's questionable political terminology – aren't even from ex-British colonial Third World dumps.

Syria was French – let them deal with it – Libya the same way – let the fucking Wops take care of them – albeit it was the psychopath US-NATO led coalition who bombed the place back into the Stone Age and snuffed the bonkers colonel – Mr Gaddafi - the only bloke who had a chokehold on the country and kept law n order – so let the US / NATO sort the mess of pottage out.

This 'migrant crisis' Europe is currently (and by nefarious design) stung with has a solution - which lies in realm of 'cause and effect' / raison d' être.
That Israel and the US ZioNazi Western powers – and by connection their Qatari / KSA / UAE / Bahrain / Omani and Kuwaiti stooges - stop funding, training and arming ISIS and these other fractious Jolly Jihad twats (Al Nusra Front, Al Qaeda, Khorasan Group, the Jaysh al Islam etc, et al, ad infinatum) and bombing the fuck out of Syria (along with Iraq and Lebanon – and Yemen) to facilitate regime change and Balkanise the entire Mid-East into bite-sized sectarian-orientated IMF-bankster indebted client states.

Then these unfortunate refugee status twats won't have to flee their country to get a decent night's sleep without a flight of MQ-9 Reaper drones firing a storm of AGM-114 Shitstreak missiles through their roofs on the off-chance Basher Assad's having a kip there.

Alas the 'leave them to their own devices' option isn't part of the Kosher Nostra's grand ZioNazi plan (Protocols of the Greedy Bastard Elders of Zion agenda) for their Greater Israel's Promised Land 'lebensraum' – stretching from the brook of the Nile to the Euphrates.

The Ashkenazi 'proxy war' shills and stooges – the good ole Great Satan US of A and post-colonial imperialist powers of Europe have been tasked with pulling off yet another 'humanitarian intervention' scam and that dynamic ain't gonna change one iota while the multi-nation Rothshite crime syndicate banksters and military-industrial armaments cabals have a lobbyist / donor chokehold on Western (read 'Global') governments.

Nope, the British government's moral compass has long deviated towards the Dark Side, as evidenced by the last New Labour joke of a government under the aegis of PM Tony Bliar being seduced into war-mongering criminality and the illegal invasions of Afghanistan and Iraq.

Stop press / drop the dead donkey: On the subject of war zone Syrian refugees – why the fuck aren't the Gulf states – Qatar / KSA / UAE / Bahrain / Oman and Kuwait doing their bit to find the odd spot of uninhabited desert for the refugees to camp out on? More sectarian hatred bullshit, no doubt.

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