Sino Truthers Jailed for Tianjin Blast Blogs

In today’s ‘Wicked Warmonger’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from the Snakehead Triad's Mr Tic Tac Toe, currently manning the Beijing editorial desk for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with hot off the anvil dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

A surreal and macabre state of affairs exists when the ZioNazi aligned United States global bully boy resorts to acts of poltroonery and deploys an orbiting space platform exotic DARPA SDI weapon to send a 'Beware the Consequences' warning message to the psychotically paranoid People's Marxist Utopia of China by causing the devastating Tianjin port blast – and Beijing's bonkers Politburo's knee jerk 'all hat and no cattle' reaction is not to nuke Washington in a retaliatory military strike but rather blame the August 12th fubar mess of pottage on the spontaneous detonation of a warehouse stacked with a hazardous and critically unstable potpourri of incendiary, pyrotechnic and toxic chemicals.

This absurdity is compounded (or perhaps the great Oriental cunning game of waiting and employing cat n mouse strategy is in motion) by the Central Politburo's Premier Xi Jinping and General Ping Pong Wong, military commander of the 21st Table Tennis Regiment, further decreeing a news blackout on the disaster / atrocity – call it what you will – and restricted social and international news media reporting on the incident.
The executive action move saw Sina Weibo, China's Twatter-like micro-blogging platform, being shut down after controversial posts that conflicted the official line on the cause of the explosion being viewed more than 590 million times – prompting in excess of a zillion users actively posting radical anti-government opinions viz the sub-nuclear blast.

To add to the 'official narrative' censorship ignominy, human rights and wrongs lawyer Ms Sue Mee was seized by Ministry of State Security police thugs as she valiantly spoke to a press hack from the Qui Tam Gazette, condemning this latest act of government-orchestrated persecution of truth-speakers that has over the past week seen the pre-emptive arrest and incarceration of scores of radical bloggers in Beijing's Smiley Face Organ Donor Prison – with the foremost being Nobel Peace Prize nominee and online uber-Netizen, Sum Dum Fuk, the Nanking-based activist rebel blogster - and former frontsman with the 'Falun and the Gongs' hip-hop music group – along with fellow Tuidang (Fuck the Party) movement members Sue Doku, Fuk Yew Tu, Flip Flop Fong and Korean-born academic Dr Pak Lunch.

So here we have the People's Marxist Utopia of China - a totally fucked up nation state that averts its official eye as baby formula companies bulk out their product with white emulsion paint – and forcibly harvest the internal organs of imprisoned felons – (convicted of minor criminal offences such as non-payment of parking fines) – for sale on the international transplant black market to the highest e-Bay bidding sickie.

Thus reflecting on this past record of snafus and fubars the likelihood of corrupt commercial interests storing tons of high explosives and detonators in the same arsenal warehouse pile is no eyebrow raiser really. But no, Beijing officialdom insistence besides, that's not the case here, for the Ministry of Disinformation has been copped telling porky pies yet again.

Perhaps it's a clichéd metaphor that the Politburo – and hence China - will be viewed in a laughing stock / loss of face manner by the global intelligence networks as caught with their pants down – closing the proverbial stable door after Dobbin has flown the coop - by assigning their premier Special Forces 14th Armoured Segway Battalion to shut off access to the Tianjin Port area and blocking social media awareness and discussion of the bare-faced backstab military strike attack on their sovereign soil by the Great Satan - to forewarn against the potential negative knock-on effect of purposely crashing and surgically gutting the long-bankrupt US dominant dollar economy model – by dumping their store of US debt on the global financial landfill site for the toxic debt swap vultures and vermin to peck over at their 'cents on the greenback' leisure.

And that factor has the posturing ZioNazi NeoCon shadow government peacocks shitting kittens - terrified of losing their geopolitical / petro-dollar fiscal hegemony – hence they elected to discard the established art of politics as a recognised vehicle of compromise and ignoring the philosophical 'carrot' approach, opted for the Big Stick method of enforcing compliance.

Thus as to this official line bullshit being promulgated by Beijing, here we are faced with a direct reflection on the afore-mentioned ingrained psychotic paranoia of the Politburo leadership – a symptom of socio-political insecurity that dates back to the pre-historic Middle Kingdom Wanking Dynasty – an era that saw the Chins as the historic innovators of gunpowder.

Hence this fairytale propaganda press release that the Tianjin Port mega-blast at the Happy Doomsday Fireworks factory warehouse was caused by a crate of leaking medicinal glycerine vials being stacked atop pallets of potassium permanganate which excited a pyrotechnic reaction and served to detonate the several tons of crated nano-thermite and trinitrotoluene explosives stored adjacently – right next to boxes of Uncle Wang's cherry bombs, sacks of black pepper and hundreds of litres of industrial strength dog shampoo is bullshit – and the bloggers know it too.

For fuck's sake, just look at the primary blast 'and' firestorm damage to the area – and focus on the sore thumb giveaway 'Who Dunnit' sinkhole sized crater slap dab in the middle of the blast zone. That was no accidental bleach and brake fluid mix explosion.
Now consider the blatant fact that every fucker and their proverbial dog in China have to do national service in the military, and all are trained at a basic level to spot the after effects difference between surface-based and a penetrative munition explosions. A canny lad and no fool is your average Chin.

Mass media misinformation / deception propaganda besides, car and truck bombs comprised of organic explosives – whether fertiliser, gas cylinders, TNT or C4 plastique – even a fucking warehouse full - do not make a hole/ crater in the ground when they go Bang!. The gas expansion finds, just like water, the easiest route – which is the air – vertically and horizontally.
While air to surface bombs and missiles leave a hole – the only surface explosion that leaves a hole in the ground is a nuke – as per Mossad's Aussie killing Bali Sari Club micro-nuke atrocity (blamed yet again on Islamic jihadists) – which was slipped down a monsoon drain and hence 'below ground' anyways.

Nope, this is a dead give-away example of Project Thor – aka the 'Staff of Odin' / the 'Rod of God' / the 'NeoCon's Hammer' (and also rumoured to be named 'The Fist of Zion') kinetic energy weapon - a DARPA end product of Reagan's destructively innovative 1980's Star Wars SDI programme – that legally verges – but not quite - on a breach of the Alice in Wonderland themed 1967 Outer Space / 1972 amended Anti-Ballistic Missile Defence Treaties.

Okay, with the level of kinetic impact energy destruction being on a par with a tactical Plutonium sphere micro-nuke of the 5 to 7 kiloton range detonation, WTF caused the flash, bang and damage?
Well, for starters the target could well have been a warehouse stacked with the afore-mentioned hazardous nasties and a GPS transponder beacon secreted inside – or lit up with a targeting laser – and the medium of carnage being a telegraph pole sized solid tungsten shaft with vanes fitted as per an arrow - some five metres in length and half a metre in diameter – weighing in at eleven tons imperial, launched from an off-planet satellite-controlled orbital position that once de-orbited, possesses a global ground strike capability of inside 12 minutes and descends towards its terrestrial target at a geometric impact rate of Mach 10 – a velocity of nine kilometres per second (36,000 ft/sec).

Basically, before any fucker and their dog starts quoting contradictory quantum math formula and squirly algorithmic nonsense, to all intents and purposes, the Project Thor 'darts' are no more than a precision-guided artillery projectile – but assume a hypersonic aspect when launched from an off planet orbit and begin employing the free-fall gravity dynamic as a means of 'fast as greased shite' propulsion.

Further, due the hyper-velocity weapon's lack of an infra-red launch signature this constitutes a zero magnitude point of reference – thus the inert contrivance being nigh on impossible to detect, the target-end military force are fucked to defend against due its high end closing dynamic speed of descent and miniscule radar cross-section – even with hit-to-kill missiles or an array of megawatt-class chemical lasers.

Yep, Reagan and DARPA might well be held responsible for innovating this nasty, but the blame lies with old Apple Head, Sir Isaac Newton, who first developed the idea to get rough approximations for the 'impact depth' for projectiles travelling at high velocities while experimenting with his magnetic repulsion cannon – a couple of centuries later evolved by DARPA into a 'rail gun'.
Yet again DARPA and the ZioNazi NeoCon New World Order crazies just have to field test their New Hiroshima technologies – gotta try it out and see what strategic - and coincidental collateral damage - it wreaks on the target.

Much as they did with the 'now take fucking notice' psychological impact and physical effects of Dupont's latest formula 'sticky shit' napalm on North Vietnamese kids during the US ill-fated military misadventure in SE Asia.
And too the limb dismembering effects of the US Air Force 'and' Dahlgren-based Navy research labs Satanically-innovative Focus Lethality Munitions – aka DIME-loaded bombs (ironically tagged with a euphemistic Low Collateral Damage label) supplied to the Israeli ZioNazi homicidal maniacs for their latest war crimes depredations against Palestinian sprogs in the besieged Gaza Strip – these psychopaths have just gotta know what their weapons of mass distraction will do.

The theory just ain't enough - as per HAARP - and too the directed energy weapon molecular dissociation Tesla / Hutchison technology deployed to disintegrated the WTC Twin Towers to talcum powder constituency on 9/11 at a sub-atomic molecular level.

Same with the beardie and anorak lunatics running CERN's LHC – they've gotta go for broke to find this ever-elusive God Particle or create a black hole and fuck everything up - or tear a strip in the time-space continuum so even more demonic reptilian kiddie fiddling paedo nasties can manifest in our dimensional space.

Thought for the day. Conspiracy theories be fucked, it is an established fact that world's largest nations – the US of A – plus their Zionist Israeli cronies 'and' a slew of proxy stooges (Ukraine, KSA / UAE / Turkey / Egypt / Pakiland) are already engaged in deliberate acts of aggression and covert global war against Russia, China and Iran - involving not only economic / political sanctions – along with the manipulation of currencies and commodity prices (OIL) but also cyber warfare 'and' the deployment of high tech Tesla HAARP, EMP molecular dissociation, kinetic and micro-nuke weaponry.

Ah well, it could have been worse – really. Just look at the US-Israeli terrorist state's joint effort slam dunk attack on the Japs with the fantasy Force 9 earthquake-less sub-sea 2 x 20 megaton neutron bomb-induced tsunami that took out Tepco's Fuckupshima nuclear power station – plus the oversized Israel CCTV reactor monitoring system (read micro-nuke) conveniently going Ka-Fucking-Boom and blasting the hot cores to a pile of radioactive meltdown crap.

While it is not our wishful intention to put ideas into the Beijing hierarchy's pointy sloped little heads, we are tempted to ponder on a provocative Devil's Advocate scenario. What would be the kinetic energy induced seismic reaction 'if' the Chin' military made a retaliatory strike gesture and launched a five meter long x half meter diameter tungsten pole from an off-planet orbital position directly into the centre of the US Jellystone National Park volcano caldera – spark an ash and lava spewing event on the scale of the area's Huckleberry Hound Ridge eruption of 2 million years ago?

Now that would most definitely cast a cloud over (sic – no pun intended) rather 'put a damper' on Sino-American relations – and the Great Satan's socio-economic chances of survival as an Alpha Dominant militarist nation state.

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