God Bless the Great Satan

In today’s Enhanced False Flag Attack – 'America Saves The World Again' bullshit edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Mollie McSkanger on the editorial desk at Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with hot-off-the-anvil dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Three passengers were injured and scores more shit their pants after a man - reportedly one of the ISIS Caliphate's jihad-crazed Muslim nutters armed with an AK-47 assault rifle, handgun and box cutters - opened fire with his weapon and went into blade-slashing amok mode aboard the Thalys high-speed train between Amsterdam and Paris on Friday afternoon.

The gospel according to Fellattia Godermiche, spokeswoman for French railway monopoly SNCF, interviewed on iTele television's Black Propaganda Hour, initial third hand reports claim that three American servicemen from the US Marine Corp's Amateur Dramatics Battalion and a British / Afrikaner lackey apprehended the terrorist attacker after accidentally 'overhearing' the noise of a machine gun being loaded in the train's toilet.

('Overheard' Que? WTF? Who wrote the script for this numpty false flag scenario – Wallace n Gromit?)

The shooting incident occurred near the town of Arras in northern France around 6:00pm local time on Friday – with the railway station being swiftly locked down by French security forces who, thanks to the laws of serendipity and coincidence, just happened to be in Arras carrying out an anti-Islamic terrorist attack drill.

One of the US Marines told media hacks that after hearing the familiar sound of a Russian AK-47 rifle being cocked in the train carriage crapper they waited outside and, assisted by ex-pat Afrikaner Ron 'The Yarpie' McScrote, grabbed the would-be terrorist as he started to walk down the aisle of the train brandishing his weapons, all ready to create a chaos and mayhem Christian infidel bloodbath.

Obviously, for theatrical credibility effect, one of the Marines pretended to have been shot, while McScrote and another Marine claimed they were stabbed and slashed in the struggle with the gun-toting / knife-wielding Moroccan madman, later identified as one Mohammed al Patsy.

Reuters wire service carries the story that McScrote and three other crisis actors from the US Marine Corp - grunts Tony Saddleback, Spencer Bonehead and Aleck Charlatan – were later awarded medals for bravery by the Mayor of Arras, Francoise de Merde, at the train station's Coq n Bull restaurant.

Monsieur de Merde, after handing out the bravery medals he just happened to have in his pocket, ready for such an occasion, opined to salivating gutter press hacks that "If it was not for the swift actions of our Yankee friends here we might all have been slaughtered in our beds – heads cut off – by this crazy Muslim ISIS gunman. God bless America."

Ron McScrote, a retired British crisis actor now living in France, even sans make-up beard and moustache, might well be remembered by mass media addicts for his stellar performance as Jack Tosser, the # 30 bus driver of 7/7/2005 fame, who carelessly meandered off the regular Marble Arch to Hackney Wick route and conveniently got the top blown off his bright red Dennis Trident double decker in Tavistock Square – symbolically right outside the Tavistock Institute.

By mere coincidence the train passengers included French actor Jean-Hugues le Twatt who was lightly wounded breaking glass to sound the train carriage's 'Random Terrorist Attack' alarm.
The 96-year-old le Twatt has starred in over 30 false flag movies, including Mossad's international hit 'Micro-Nuke Bali's Sari Club' – then as a bike-riding French onion seller in the Cannes-acclaimed anti-Islamic 'Killing Charlie Hebdo' fantasy – and not forgetting his dog wanker performance as a dead body in the 'Sandyhook Goes South' antithetic US gun ownership black propaganda spectacular.

On the subject of false flag / amateur dramatics theatre terrorist incidents, a fellow Sandyhook crisis actress, Christy Coons from New York, who supplements her school playground theatricals payouts as an 'I Have the Power' kiddie stealing social worker, was on the train after completing a mega-bucks forced adoption mission for Paedophiles International and told the BBC's 'Believe It Or Not' programme she had gone into instinctive contortionist mode and ducked under her train seat on hearing the sound of gunfire and screaming.

Coons claims she saw a man running through her carriage bleeding heavily from a severed carotid artery and who identified himself as a US Marine when she offered her handkerchief and a strip of gaffer tape to stem the blood flow.
"None of these men were in uniform or armed - just regular passengers, but I just knew they were American Marines by their haircuts and the way they kicked the merciless living shit outa the Moroccan guy with the guns."

With some reports suggesting that as many as three US Marines were involved in stopping the assailant, US White House cuckoo President Barky Obama, seizing the unique chance of a positive press opportunity, was faster than a rat out of a cesspit in expressing his “profound gratitude for the courage and quick thinking of American passengers, including US Marine Corp soldiers, who selflessly subdued the attacker and saved the lives of all 554 passengers – along with nameless train staff – and whose heroic actions probably prevented a far worse tragedy – such as the kick starting of World War Three.”

France has been on the edge of national 'Save us!' paranoid hysteria since the false flag Islamic terrorist attacks on the Charlie Hebdo magazine and a kosher deli' in Paris last January, which purportedly – if any fucker or the dog still believes the crap the main stream media put out - left 17 people dead and an oven full of Mama Shylock's matzo burned to a crisp – incidents compounded in June by some other NLP brainwashed Islamic State jihadist, Yassin bin Silly, quitting his zero-hours contract job then beheading his boss and attempting to blow up the Air Product gas plant at Lyon.

Were you on the Thalys high speed Amsterdam to Paris train on Friday afternoon? Did you hear any fucker loading an assault rifle in the bogs? Did you use your martial arts skills to disarm them? Were you awarded an insta-ready shiny medal for acts of bravery up and beyond the call of tourist / commuter duty?

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Thought for the day. So will the cerebrally-muddled sheeple swallow this latest establishment-orchestrated outrage against common sense and logic – this insult to the electoral demographic's collective intelligence?
Dead right they will. The moronic stifled clots not only believe what the mass media broadcasts and prints, but stay glued to the telly screen watching the likes of Big Brother, the X-Factor and fuck knows what other Gogglebox shite – and to secure this conviction of stifled consciousness / IQ damnation, continue with the most questionable dumb-arsed practice of buying bargain priced car and house insurance on the say-so of gravel-voiced bulldogs, meerkats in smoking jackets and knobhead robots called Bwian.

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However, a large number of the GCHQ / Five Eyes Alliance’s Prism / Tempora / Carnivore / Echelon / X-Keyscore / SIG-INT I-Spy super snooper ‘Nosy Bastard’ wire-tap / IMSI catchers / eavesdropping / data mining system’s nasty network electrons on Hubble Bubble Road in EMF smog-bound Cheltenham were temporarily inconvenienced.

Bollocks with a large capital B to political correctness - from here on in this is our legacy - to rip away the Veil of Venus blinkers and get people using their eyes and ears - and brains - to say 'what if?' and make that 'harm's way' quantum leap to start thinking for 'themselves' and become agents of their own destiny.
No longer accepting and believing what the gutter press and biased goggle box telly spew out in politically correct format.

Thus fuck the Satanist / Masonic secret handshake pederast-necrophiliac fraternity, and Big Brother – and his Common Purpose sister – and the profit-motivated / money-grubbing Moloch / Mammon worshipping Agenda 21 architects of the Rothshite ZioNazi New World Order Globalisers - the Round Table dog wankers, and their Council on Foreign Relations and Trilateral Commission pondscum pals from the Carlyle Group and Kissasser Associates and military-industrial armaments cabal who comprise the elitist ranks of the annual Dildoberger cabal get-together.

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