Monday, 2 February 2015

ISIS Jihadis Don't Eat Quiche

Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Since the scaremongering incidence of the evil DCRI / Mossad-staged false flag terrorist propaganda attack in Paris on the Rothshite crime syndicate owned Charlie Hebdo anti-Islamic hate-mongering magazine – not forgetting the equally heinous kosher 7/11 stop n rob deli hostage siege - the Gorf's (backward Frogs) have reset the lunatic fringe benchmark in how to spot newly radicalised Muslims being turned into hard core ISIS shaheed jihadists.

A wholly illogical – in fact bizarre - French government info-graphic chart - part of new £320 million quid campaign to combat Islamic extremism - has been cobbled together by some intellectually-challenged racist bureaucratic think tank, which, with lashings of unqualified arrogance, describes the attributes your common or garden radical Muslim gangsta stereotype will display as he evolves into a full-blown head-chopping ISIS fundamentalist psycho.

The poster ad', displaying a total of nine 'tell-tale' pictograms – which might well have been designed by Wallace & Gromit Productions - is ridiculously titled: 'Islamic radicalisation - the first warning signs – wannabe jihadists don't eat baguettes or quiche'.

This I-Spy vendre un canard à moitié (half-sell a duck) scheme, wholly supported by the vacuous President of Frogland, Francois Hollande and his pro-Zionist government, is aimed at encouraging low life nosy bastards with an axe to grind to snoop on their neighbours and report 'suspicious radicalisation activities' on the ad' poster's DCRI hotline.

The usual suspects might well include Madame Fatima Ali Bongo from No 69, Al Qaeda Terraces no longer cooking bacon sarnies for sons Abdul and Mohammad – or the lads – even though not yet in their teens, wearing false beards to school – or refusing to do a couple of lengths in an infidel-infested swimming pool or listen to the latest pirated MP3 nigga-rap downloads – and shy away from munching on non-halal frogs legs or even a snack of garlic-festooned gastropods – freshly fried in their shells.

Hmmm, supposition and innuendo besides, perhaps a definite indicative sign of drifting into hard core Islamic radicalisation via a sectarian indoctrination route of recruitment would be if the kids hang an autographed piccy of the imaginary ISIS leader Abu Bakr al-Binbaggi on their bedroom wall, and start wearing black balaclavas and burkas to school - or storing caches of AK-47 ammo, frag' grenades and FIM-92 Stinger missiles under the bed – or using Mum's kitchen bread knife to saw the head off their teddy bear.

What a pile of utter ad hominem tripe. If little Achmed suddenly tells you to stick your proffered cheese and salami baguette then he's a semi-radicalised terrorist on the path to becoming a fanatical jihadist? McCarthyism with an Islamic bent. What bureaucratic morons conjure this illogical shit up?

A bit like the old saw that commercial airline passengers who shy away from eating in-flight meals are fingered as suspect drug mules or potential terrorist / hijacker types – with nary a common sense thought that they have more respect for their digestive systems and health than scoffing the bland, additive-loaded processed fast food chew n spew slop these airborne bimbos serve up as being purportedly fit for human consumption.

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