Wednesday, 4 February 2015

Armchair Warriors Get Ringside Seat

In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Socio-Political Insult’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

The parents of British soldiers killed in Afghanistan are reported to be dummy-spitting furious over being prevented from attending a memorial service for their fallen sons at St Paul's Cathedral on Friday 13th of March (WTF – an auspicious date for things to go badly wrong) – a mere two days before England's iconic Mothering Sunday - as there won't be enough room for a bunch of weepy relatives 'and' the throngs self-promoting VIP politicos not wanting to miss out on a pre-election photo-shoot propaganda opportunity to get their useless arses spread across the media – spouting some patronising Biblical quotes about heroes and what the fuck have you.

Thus it's a parsimonious two tickets issued per each squaddie from the 21st Queen's Own Cannon Fodder Battalion, the 17th Body Bag Brigade, the 22nd Special Air Soft Regiment and the 14th Armoured Segway Corps who copped a body bag ride back to Blighty while involved with this illegal war in Afghanistan – hence 906 for the 453 dead.

So how about a few extra of the 2,000 seats for Mum n Dad? Nope, the 1,100 tickets have been reserved for Crown Ponces, Heads of State, military chiefs and officers and their ladies - along with a heap of craven 'wannabe warrior' Freemason fraternity shits and senile veterans alike Field Marshal Sir Buffy Brown-Hatter, Tory MP for Gone South and General Sir Huge Montmorency Knatchbollocks-Huffenstuff of Old Fudgers Hall – none of whom have seen a shot fired in anger since Agincourt.

To wit, the non-comm' officers and wives, as per 'other ranks' and their sluts, ain't getting a look in either. It was ever thus.

Doubtless the likes of Prince Dobby, the Royal Plant Whisperer, along with his chain-smoking broomstick merchant of a consort Gorgonzilla, the Duchess of Cornhole, will be in the front row at St Pauls – with old Big Ears festooned in ribbons, gongs, gilt braid and bling he never earned on foreign fields of conflict.

So while parents of the soldiers this shindig is set to commemorate the passing of are disenfranchised, 1,094 best seats in the house tickets have been issued to scumster senior politicians and military chiefs – (the top brass dog wankers who make the decisions to go to war then send the minions to do the dirty work) - plus representatives of the corruption-ridden Afghan government's ruling Kleptocracy Party will also be present, along with al Qaeda and Taliban leaders wishing to spit on the memory of their neo-colonialist enemies.

Without a shred of a doubt a horde of self-glorification tossers of Nasty Party PM, Posh Dave Scameron and London Mayor Bonkers Boris Nonsense ilk are set to be in attendance, ready to start spouting streams of empathic soundbite rhetoric to honour the 453 servicemen killed and thousands injured during the misguided 13-year illegal conflict of imperialist aggression, trying to keep Afghanistan part of the ever-diminished British Empire and protecting the Trans-Afghan Pipeline and Her Imperial Majesty's money-spinning opium crops - while the closest these two Tory tosspots ever got to mortal combat or a battle zone was smashing up some Oxford pub as members of the Bullingdon Vandals Club.

Rumour has it that Sir Malcolm Rifkind – the Jewish / pro-Zionist Chairman of Parliament's Intelligence and Security Committee – has secured a seat for himself, up close and personal with the rest of the VIP scumsters, to represent the interests of Tel Aviv's Edomite Mafia and the Rothshite crime syndicate Kosher Nostra. (Hmmm, no conflict of interests regarding the outlaw state of Israel there then).

Rifkind informed one gutter press hack from the red top Warmongers Gazette that "There simply isn't room for hundreds of babbling Mothers – and the congregation will be made up of people who really matter and run our country, such as myself and other politicians – plus our international NATO coalition partners and supporting organisations - the CIA and Mossad."

Thought for the day. Bollocks with a large capital B to political correctness - from here on in this is our legacy - to rip away the Veil of Venus blinkers and get people using their eyes and ears - and brains - to say 'what if?' and make that 'harm's way' quantum leap to start thinking for 'themselves' and become agents of their own destiny.
No longer accepting and believing what the gutter press and biased goggle box telly spew out in politically correct format.

Thus fuck the Satanist Masonic secret handshake pederast-necrophiliac fraternity, and Big Brother – and his Common Purpose sister – and the profit-motivated / money-grubbing Moloch / Mammon worshipping Agenda 21 architects of the Rothshite ZioNazi New World Order Globalisers - the Round Table dog wankers, and their Council on Foreign relations and Trilateral Commission pondscum pals who comprise the elitist ranks of the annual Didloberger cabal get-together.

Disclaimer: While scores of innocent non-combatant women and children might have become collateral 'fear and alarm' damage casualties, no politicians or foreign service diplomatic personnel were harmed in posting this insurrectionist epistle.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour 'and' hard public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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1 comment:

wiggins said...

If only.....if only.