In today's 'Let's Kick Some Arrogant Politico's Ass' nasty news roundup we bring our readers the latest and greatest hot gossip topic: 'Political Sleaze' – a timely scandalous exposé of the Scottish Nonce Party's nauseating hypocrisy' from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – publishing, as always, 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand-forged, crafted and tempered into razor-edged bespoke satire and parody to sate the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those eclectic career radical, pro-justice, anarchist revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial - and harbour zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing arrogant authoritarian 0:001% predatory paedo' elitist Masonic-Satanist oligarchy – aka the Deep State Sabbatean death cult Corporatocracy - cursed by their exaggerated sense of entitlement and greed – who, imprudently, have deluded themselves into believing they rule this world, and all upon its once-pristine mantle.
The Scottish Nonce Party’s gobshite leader in London's Westminster-based Mother of all Parliaments, none other than that loathsome, septic 'man of the people' Ian Blackford, informed his party conference that BoJo's Tory Nasty Party government is 'engulfed in sleaze, cronyism and corruption' - (apparently in that order of importance) - and veers from one crisis to another – (as if the Scottish Nonce Protectors doesn't) – and further initiated a call for a vindictive SNP-sponsored House of Conmans vote to censure Boris & Co – on the concocted grounds that 'BoJo has lost his Mojo'.
Sleaze? Que? WTF? This insufferable cunt Slackford talking about sleaze in Worstminster – what a line of brazen hypocrisy when we consider Nonceland's 'semi-devolved' Holyrood Parliament's record of 'sleaze with bells on' – let alone his personal career record of sleaze – from borderline corruption to blatant nepotism - and lobbying for private commercial enterprises – not overlooking his protracted back-stabbing campaign against the late – and lamented - Lib-Dum leader, Charles Kennedy – all for the purpose of self-interest – an aberrant human nature character failing he continues to exercise unabated – with his perennial target of the day now being the Tory Peppa Pig Party leader, Bonkers Boris Nonsense.
Blackheart, the SNP's MP for
the Ross, Skye and Lochaber constituency, publicly harbours a delusion that
bonny Nonceland should choose independence to, quote: 'escape the constant
crisis of
In his virtual speech to the
SNP conference the wanker claimed '
Yeah, the SNP's – or rather
Nickerless Sturgeon's - wet dream.
What, might we pertinently
inquire, type of '
So, that's the lard-arsed McSlackford's opinion – that BoJo's Peppa Pig Party government is 'engulfed in sleaze, cronyism and corruption' - further citing a cash for honours scandal, a cash for contracts scandal, a text for tax breaks scandal, and even a cash for curtains scandal.
No shit, Sherlock, the hypocrisy of that statement takes the fucking biscuit, coming out of gobshite Blackford's noxious, halitosis-afflicted craw.
Fer fuck's sake – Worstminster sleaze under the Tories? Under the bloated, groper Salmond – and now this ginger-miingin incompetent Sturgeon - (why the fuck are the all named after fish?) - the SNP are so morally unscrupulous - graft n corruption-ridden - that kiddie fiddling by establishment (Freemason) nonces is considered a non-crime – and even when complaint upon complaint are reported to Police Nonceland, the Freemason-infested Plod Squad – and Judiciary – from fiscals to judges – (the Magic Circle) - simply ignore all – and instead pursue, harass, and persecute the complainants. (Google Hollie Greig – and the Docherty / Petersham-Crimonmogate paedo-cult sex abuse of disabled minors scandals).
Nonceland's entire 'Injustice' system is an entrepôt of criminal calibre sleaze – and as to establishment corruption in the political 'corporatocracy' arena – Holyrood represents a den of iniquity viz shady deals and lobbying – with Blackford no 'palm crossed with silver' stranger to the latter.
Such blatant hubris from the porcine Slackford – the SNP's self-appointed 'voice of the poor' – an ex-bankster toff with the credibility of a skateboarding meerkat – exampled by his more scent than substance display of support for the Cop26 fiasco in Glassie – then back to driving a gas guzzling Range Rover – and up on his hind legs at the next PMQs – sermonising yet again viz Tory sleaze and Nonceland's Neverendum Indyref2.
Aye, we hear the ever-obnoxious Blackford gobbing off parrot-fashion, viz how Nonceland should push harder for independence to 'escape the constant crisis of Worstminster control' – but the pigshit-thick twat simply cannot come to terms with the fact the entire Neverendum theme – for an Indyref2 – is accursed by apathy and disillusionment – on the part of Scots.
Tis a fact, that with petulant wankers alike Slackford
dominating the top rungs of Holyrood's political establishment ladder, and
simply shouting about a break from the
There again, while bonny Scotland is still considered too juvenile and reckless, akin to some delinquent teen, to be granted full and complete independence from 'Adult' Westminster supervision, the Carib' island of Barbados was granted total independence as a republic yesterday - with the blessings of QE2, Prince Dobby, and BoJo's Tory crew.
For all his semi-deranged, hate-fuelled tantrums and raging invectives directed against 'things English', repeatedly spouted with ire and vindictive malice during his weekly performances at PMQ’s, the contentious Slackford is on a par with the SNP's lard-arsed, groping ex-Worst Minister, the corpulent Salmond – another class act Porky Pict fuelled on ego – and with scandalous secrets to hide – blighted by a cellulite overload that marks him as a paunchy gobshite who looks to be a couple of blubbery overweight steps away from a fatal coronary or stroke.
Returning to Blackford's fixation subject of 'sleaze, cronyism and corruption', it's about time to turn the klieg lights on his 'snout in the trough' lifestyle.
Blackford only managed to wheedle his
way into the Ross, Skye and Lochaber parliamentary seat in the 2015 General
Election following a bitter and deeply unpleasant dog-whistle political
campaign - in which he purposely unleashed, with antagonistic malice
aforethought, an utterly despicable and vindictive, vicious torrent of abuse
via his #Where'sCharlie? character assassination attacks on the former Lib-Dum
leader, Charles Kennedy, during the final days of his life, following his long,
and alas, losing, battle with alcoholism.
Kennedy's faults beside, he was an honourable and honest man – desirable character aspects that the pompous Blackford definitely lacks – in abundance.
Albeit the only reason the Ross, Skye and Lochaber constituency voters marked a tick by Blackfoot's name on the ballot sheet was due the fact their 'alternative option' candidates were of an even worse character calibre.
Sleaze, cronyism and corruption – 'not on my watch', professes Slackford, with unqualified arrogance, and his snout firmly in the taxpayer-funded political machine trough.
Hmmm, such blatant hubris –
and lies - from this porcine hypocrite of Ross-shire.
Though that's always a
problem when ego surpasses intellect – these cunts delude themselves they are
beyond reproach – untouchable. A common fault with the Scottish Nonce Party's
politico membershits – as too with
While Blackfoot may be held in a certain esteem by some misguided sector of society, perhaps due his rumoured membership of Scottish Rite Freemasonry's Tartan Tadgers Club – he is privately described by friends and associates alike as a duplicitous and self-righteous, sanctimonious dog wanker - with the personality of a rabid pit bull.
Simply put, a dislikeable
and disagreeable individual. Ergo, an 'all-round nasty cunt', by any other
name.
But that's politicos of Slackford's malodorous ilk - distrusted due their perennial back-biting, ridiculous hperbole, and specious political narratives - forever out to malign and slander some hapless political figure – duly regarded as an SNP gobshite thug and class act Taurus bully – who apparently gets quite offended when other House of Conmans MPs refer to him as a pig-eyed bag of shit.
Mr 'No Sleaze On My Watch' Blackbird is in the multi-millionaire ranks – purportedly from his bankster days – or perhaps the rumours are true - viz padding his record Worstminster MP expense claims for the 2018/19 period, of £240,000 nicker – second only to the DUP's wanker of an MP, Jim Shannon, at £242,135.71.
And that is just 'expenses' – a figure apart from his substantial MSP's salary – £81,932 - and his numerous 'second job' incomes.
Yep, working from home (his
zillion quid 'croft' (read 'mansions x 2') on the
Of the 650 House of Conmans MP expenses claims, they average out at £115,445 quid – a wee thriftier bit short of £240 grand.
And that, folks, is fuck all when we consider what the money-grubbing cunt claimed and manage to extract for the 2020 period - a total of £256,000, a rise of £16,000 from the previous year – whereas in his Ross, Lochaber and Skye 'Third World' crofters constituency, that very same amount - a £16,000 quid expenses increase - exceeds many of his wage packet constituent's annual earnings.
Yep, Blackford's just another trough-dweller – and if Nonceland's IndtRef2 ever came off, and Independence from Worstminster a reality, then the tosspot would not longer be living 'high on the hog' (sic) and pocketing £250,000+ in expenses from Holyrood.
As to the 'second jobs / lobbying aspects, Blackford, an investment banker in a previous incarnation, described himself as - 'just a simple crofter, farming a rocky ten acres' - in a Westminster Budget debate three years ago – a statement which raised howls of laughter from other MPs, with one remarking 'apparently his simple croft is valued at half a million £££ nicker'.
For the record, rumour has
it that Blackford owns not one, but 'two' crofts – with one up for sale, and a
£400,000 quid price tag attached.
Mr Sleaze also works part-time for funeral planners Golden Charter Trust Ltd., for which service, between April 2020 and March 2021, was paid £38,967 quid – and from December 2015 to April 2020, was paid a further £3,000 per month.
An additional £1,000 readies per month rolled in from serving as chairman - (did someone say 'lobbyist for'?) - of the CommsWorld telecoms business in which he owned £70,000 quids-worth of shares.
While no record is readily
available – yet - for his lobbying work on behalf of FlySkye, Blackford's
election campaign was bankrolled by
On the nepotism side,
Slackarse employs his stepson, a certain John O'Leary, as a 'caseworker' at his
constituency office in Dingwall – who was awarded a £7,589 pay rise due 'Daddy'
upgrading his job rank from 'caseworker' to 'senior caseworker' – and bringing
his annual salary to £35,465 nicker. Not a bad income for a mere 'simple Skye
crofter's' lad – but dare we inquire what manner of qualifications warrant O'Leary
being promoted to the 'seniority' post – and awarded this exorbitant 25% pay
raise? Or should we go one further and ask – nepotism aside – why he was hired
as a 'caseworker' in the first instance? Perhaps due the fact no other fucker
would employ him?
Typical of the underhanded tactics of the SNP's ginger-mingin Nickeless McKrankie, she and her PR team recently attempted to get the serial whingeing Slackford on the BBC Breakfast show for an 'I'll do all the talking' interview to expose Tory sleaze – a back-stabbing move that was politely turned down – in fact the SNP PR bods were told to 'go fuck off' with their intended slander n smear propaganda mission.
Blackford suffers from a major personality defect viz failing to engage brain before gobbing off, yet again, on some little researched matter that highlights his personal, and SNP, lack of statecraft and savoir-faire – and their gross hypocrisy, – exampled by his back-firing 'England's rivers are flowing with shit' social media message – which garnered a righteous rejoinder of 'Much like Holyrood – full of shit'.
This followed an Environment
Agency press release that 403,171 spills of sewage occurred into
Conversely, Blackford might
have been quick to highlight
This presented an issue so critical that the Scottish Environment Protection Agency (Sepa) are hesitant to review Scottish Water’s operating licences viz fears they are not a fit and competent body to be in charge of Scotland's potable water and sewage treatment systems.
And that view of Scottish
Water’s incompetence actually mirrors Blackford in entirety. 'Not a fit and
competent person to represent
https://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/1518989/ian-blackford-earnings-second-job-snp-latest-vn
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