Knesset Kick Starting Third Intifadah

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Career barbarians from the IDF’s Thug Squad clashed with unarmed Palestinians dissidents at the Qalandiya checkpoint between Ramallah and al-Quds in Jerusalem yesterday afternoon as demonstrations were held across the Israeli-occupied West Bank.

The protests were being staged against plans for the construction of thousands more Jewish housing units in the predominantly Palestinian / Arab eastern sector of Jerusalem’s al-Quds neighbourhood - and the Knesset’s belligerent announcement of the renovation of a shitty old synagogue – the St Shylock Temple of Latter Day Kikesters – right next door to the subjugated and victimised Muslim population’s sacred al-Aqsa Mosque compound.

The sycophantic puppet leader of the West Bank’s Palestinian Authority Sheikh Fizzy Al Kerseltzer told reporters from the Genocide Gazette, and the Warmongers Weekly, that Israeli Prime Minister Binman Nuttyahoo and his hard core racist collaborators were trying their damnedest to kick start a violent reaction from the Palestinians – a third Intifadah – and provide the desired excuse to incite yet another Rwanda style ethnic cleansing operation and exterminate the remaining Palestinian populations of the West Bank and the besieged enclave of Gaza.

Conversely, the ultra-Zionist Rabbi Levi Rosenscum, director of Jerusalem’s Slimy Weaselstein Centre for Holohoax Studies – and a man with a lot of mongrel genes in his dubious Khazar pedigree - informed the Totenkompf Review “We have a historic right to this land and we don’t want any goyim Arab types here. The Torah states this in Jehovah’s own words when he gave the Promised Land to His ‘Chosen People’ – that’s us.”

While mad dog Israeli soldiers fired tear gas and stun grenades at stone-throwing Muslim demonstrators, the Kenyan cuckoo now sitting in the White House Oval Office – President Barky O’Barmy - resorted to Hegelian dialectic and condemned the Palestinian protests in Jerusalem al-Quds as 'destructive to peace' while totally ignoring the reported row with the Israeli regime over Tel Aviv's continued settlement expansions - and further denying reports that US-Israeli relations are up shit creek.

Some 500 Palestinians were wounded on Tuesday, dubbed by Hamas as Palestine's ‘Day of Rage’, as thousands of protesters poured into streets across al-Quds to condemn the rogue state of Israel’s falsification of history and efforts to destroy Jerusalem’s millennium’s old Palestinian - and - Islamic identity.

Retired US commander Gen. Billy Bob Porkbelly – who converted to Islam after learning he could have as many nubile young wives as the Maharajah of Brum - described the Arab-Israeli conflict as the root cause of instability and a major obstacle to security in the Middle East – much like the continued interloper US military presence – and warned that it would further inflame the anti-US sentiments in the region and limit America's strategic partnerships with Arab governments.

"Generalised Islamic anger over the inhumane treatment of the Palestinian populations of the West Bank and Gaza – already usurped from their historic homeland - limits the strength and depth of US partnerships with governments and peoples of the greater Middle East region and weakens the legitimacy of the outlaw state of Israel – and too the puppet regimes we’ve set up from Iraq to Pakistan.”

“It’s all okay to have Israel spouting off about their “Wheels of Progress" but all they’re doing is crushing the life out of the rightful owners of the Holy Land – the Palestinian peoples – totally suppressed under the jackboot of the Rothshite’s Zionist crime syndicate running the Knesset – and besieged by the Israeli-erected Apartheid Walls around their Konzentrationslagers on the West Bank and Gaza.”

Thought for the day: If the rabid Rabbis shit in al-Quds and there’s no-one from Amnesty International around to smell it, does it still stink?

Allergy warning : This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of untruths, modest porkies and mis-spoken references.