Friday, 26 March 2010

Rodent Fabricates Consent for Attack on Iran

Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill - with additional proof that this is the month of the Mad March Hare.

US Secretary of Sleaze Hilarious Rodent Clinton went into total ‘PMS Rabid Bitch Hypocrite Harpy’ mode during a sychophantic speech addressing the influential pro-Israel AIPAC Kikesters lobby group in Washington on Monday, stating Israel faced 'difficult choices' on Mideast peace and termed Israel's illegal West Bank and Jerusalem settlements policy a real problem – for the marginalised Palestinians.

The Rodent informed the AIPAC assembly (Arseholes Incorporated Preying on America Communities) - and their new leader Lee ‘Rosy’ Nosenscum - that the United States will push for tougher UN and international sanctions against Iran, in an effort to prevent the Islamic Republic from developing nuclear weapons – and end up as hawkish and powerful as Israel.

Clinton stressed that US-based Kikesters and Israel have a common interest in preventing Iran from developing nuclear weapons.
She believes that possession of nuclear arms would embolden Iran’s Jolly Jihad “terrorist clientele” to brave new offensives against the outlaw state of Israel and give the nasty Shylock Zionists the big finger.

“This is wholly unacceptable to the rogue Zionist Jews who control the US economy and government.”

Hmmm, in all truth this is unacceptable to Israel as it will threaten their regional military hegemony and perhaps make them think twice before bombing the living shit out of Gaza – or Lebanon – or conducting surgical air strikes on Syria – or sending forth with great arrogance their teams of Mossad assassins to Dubai.
Hey, it might even stop Prime Minister Binman Nuttyahoo blathering on about pushing the US into pre-emptive military strikes on Iran.

Obviously enjoying the sound of her own voice and in a further effort to elicit applause by demonising Iran and Muslims in general, the Rodent continued with “Elements in Iran’s government have become a menace to everyone in the known Universe.”
“Iran’s president Mahdog Ahmadashell foments anti-Semitism, denies the Holohoax ever took place, threatens to destroy Israel – and even claims that the New York 9/11 attacks were expedited by Zionist Kikesters and sloppy hi-fiving Mossad agents.”

The Arkansas Gorgon then claimed to the hypnotised Shylock audience “In addition to threatening Israel, a nuclear-armed Iran would spark an arms race that could destabilize the region. This is unacceptable to US-based Zionist Jews and is unacceptable to Israel.”

“There will be ‘painful consequences ‘ for Iran if they continue with their nuclear programme – and quite possibly radioactive consequences if we have to attack with our bunker buster bombs.”

Hmmm, the dumpy dyke is quite the hawk at times – especially so, just like her Artful Draft Dodger husband Bill, when she’s nowhere near the firing line and the betting stakes comprise the blood and lives of others.

However the record of actual history reveals that the Mid-East atomic ‘arms race’ was kick started by Israel’s clandestine possession of a massive nuclear weapons arsenal – covertly supplied via the US in the early 1960’s - followed by both classical basket case India and the Muslim sovereign stronghold of Pakistan developing – and testing their own atomic stockpiles.

So, there’s the Islamic nuke arsenal – ready built and spread around a few Pakistani bunkers - all ready to detonate – thanks to radical scientist Abdul Qadeer Khan.

One to ponder on - are these kike clowns running the illegal rogue Zionist state of Israel – and too the good ole US of A – actually ignorant of the fact that when the USSR broke up in 1989/1990, nuclear weapons bunkered in the Muslim southern states were sold off to Khomenei’s boys in the Revolutionary Guards – they have a complete suitcase arsenal ready and waiting.

With regard to the Rodent’s tongue-slip mention of bunker buster bombs it may just be yet another coincidental fact that the US has recently shipped an excess of 400 of these deep penetration devices from California to the British island of Diego Garcia located in the Indian Ocean – the ‘Last Footprint of Freedom’ as the brainwashed Yanks like to call their usurped atoll.

Analysts employed by the Warmongers Gazette believe that the ‘bunker bomb’ cargo manifest from the US Navy is being put in place for an already-scheduled forthcoming assault on Iran's medical nuclear research facilities – doubly so since the USAF and USN used Diego Garcia as a base to attack Iraq in 1991 and 2003.

Meanwhile, in typical Kikester ‘hands-out’ begging bowl fashion, Israeli PM Binman Nuttyahho – while on his current visit to Washington - is demanding some of the sophisticated 400-odd nuclear-tipped bunker buster bombs stockpiled at the air and naval base on Diego Garcia in preparation for their own pre-emptive sneak attack on Iran’s domestic nuclear energy programme facilities – plus any other likely weapons of mass distraction sites such as baby formula plants, paint factories, dairies, baklava bakeries, bicycle repair shops, and mobile groceries.

While Israel has the region's sole atomic arsenal, it has a long-standing agenda to bomb Iran's nuclear sites, arguing that the country is a potential threat against Israel’s criminal outlaw regime.

Thus in a blatant display of gross hypocrisy, despite Tel Aviv's refusal to renounce nuclear and other weapons of mass destruction, Israel and its Western Zionist allies accuse Iran of seeking to develop nuclear weapons under the guise of a civilian program — a charge hotly denied by Tehran – and too Russia and China and the IAEA inspectors.

Iran, a signatory to the Nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty (NPT) – which Israel is not - views the Kikester’s claims as "unfounded and baseless” as the non-diversion of Iranian nuclear materials has been repeatedly verified in unannounced visits by UN inspectors – much the same as Iraq’s WMD programmes were too – which didn’t deter the US and UK from concocting false data and dossiers to illegally invade the country in 2003 on the orders of their Rothshite Zionist controllers.

So, to conclude, the best advice to Iran – dig in and get ready to duck – for it is coming and no amount of diplomacy on Earth will stop it – as the Zionist NWO criminals want the land mass and natural resources of Greater Persia and then Balkanize the entire country al la the chaotic mess that now comprises Iraq.

* Carbon Credit Cap & Trade Exchange (aka Pollution Reduction Scam) declaration: No Iranian nuclear fuel enrichment facilities or bunkers were damaged during the posting of this message. However a large number of electrons were temporarily inconvenienced.

Allergy warning : This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies and mis-spoken references that can be attributed to Bono.

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