Pelosi: How to Keep the Third World Poor

Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill.

The gospel according to the Capitol Hill whistle blowers from Ox-Rat, the international snitch and grassers anarchist watchdog charity, report that US Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi has arranged special legislative favours for Shit-Kist Tuna's parent company – the dodgy slave-traders of centuries past - Del Monte Foods – in return for the company contributing heavily to her numbered Swiss bank account and also her political campaigns – plus due the fact hubby Shylock Pelosi owns umpteen zillion dollars-worth of Shit-Kist stock.

All good rumours and scandals, by their very corrupt – and corrosive – nature, take a while to ripen up, fester and rot down to produce the necessary bubbling stench that forever surrounds and permeates acts of criminal turpitude committed while serving in public office.

Thus it was back in 2007 when the US Fair Minimum Wage Act was increased from $5.15 to $7.25, that Nancy Pelosi had the entire basket case Third World region of American Samoa exempted from the increase so Del Monte would not have to pay the higher wage – thus saving them mega-bucks in salary increases, making Del Monte products less expensive than their competition's - plus boosting corporate profits – and hubby’s stock values.

Now, just to set the conspiracy theorists on the right track, it’s only coincidence that Shit-Kist Tuna's parent company, Del Monte Foods, is headquartered in California's 8th Congressional District, which Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi just happens to be the elected Representative for.

Once again it’s only coincidence that Del Monte’s Shit-Kist Tuna company owns the biggest smelly dead fish cannery in American Samoa – and employs 75% of the region’s actual work force.

Further improbity on Pelosi’s part derives from the financial bailout bill passed by Congress in late 2008 that included a two-year extension of the economic development credit originally granted to American Samoa in 2006.
Last week when the huge bailout bill was passed, the dodgy Congresswoman stapled an earmark to the final bill adding $33 million dollars for an 'economic development credit in American Samoa ' – specifically a shipping dock, freezer plant and canning works – all for Del Monte.

But in American Samoa the tuna industry rules the roost. Canneries employ nearly 5,000 workers on the island, 75% of the work force, paying on average $3.60 an hour, compared to $7.99 an hour for Samoan government employees. Samoan minimum wage rates are set by federal industry committees (don’t laugh) which visit the island every two years.

However, besides Pelosi’s sycophantic political patronage the island’s slave-wage canneries have a protector of a different political stripe - Democratic delegate Eni F.H. Faleomavaega - a real-time 320 pound Fat Cat - whose campaign coffers have been well stocked by the Del Monte / Shit-Kist Tuna industry that runs his island's economy in all but name.

Faleomavaega, in an outpouring of Humpty Dumpty rhetoric, claims the island's economy could not handle the federal minimum wage increase which might force Del Monte to move this section of their thriving sweatshop slave empire to pastures new – and cheaper – regardless of Shit-Kist over-fishing the tuna grounds and reeling in zillions of bucks per annum in profits.

So it’s many thanks to Miz Nancy Pelosi – your friendly neighbourhood Congresswoman – friendly if you happen to be Del Monte Corporation.

Pelosi, a former cheerleading suck n swallow champion at the St. Fellattia State High in Maryland, has her back well covered and is in thick and fast with the Kenyan cuckoo occupying the White House - and the Zionist Yids running the US – and its military-industrial conglomerates via AIPAC – a lucrative connection for which she long ago pawned whatever moral franchise she ever possessed.

A career Israeli apologist, only this week she publicly reaffirmed that "America and Israel share an unbreakable bond: in peace and war; and in prosperity and in hardship".
Hardship? – for whom? The US taxpayers who keep Israel afloat – or the subjugated Palestinian polulation whose land was stolen and now exist under the fascist jackboot of the rogue neo-Nazi Israeli state.

To add further insult to injury against the American people she is supposed to represent, Pelosi has been personally – and criminally – responsible for railroading through Big Pharma’s – okay, Barky O’Barmy’s - fascist Health Care Bill – terming anyone who did not support this piece of totalitarian legislation as a 'domestic terrorist'.

Hmmm, for a woman that once had the brazen audacity to call the corrupt Dubya Bush administration ‘Corrupt’ then her actions on behalf of Shit-Kist Tuna – to the detriment of the Samoan workers - top the pops for blatant hypocrisy.

Allergy warning : This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of mild exaggeration, modest porkies and mis-spoken references.

Thought for the day: If a Samoan shits in a can of Del Monte’s tuna will it affect the corporate share price?

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