US Neo-Con Zionists Now Invading Africa

Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Last year the commander of the U.S. Africa Command (AFRICOM), General Billy Bob Scumbaum, told a reporter from the Chickenhawk Review that the Pentagon had established military partnerships with 35 of the continent's 53 basket case nations – whether they liked it or not.

AFRICOM was initially based in Germany until some smart-ass infesting one of the Pentagon’s think tanks pointed out that perhaps it would be better to situate the entire strike force somewhere on the African continent – preferably a centralised location thus providing ease of access to whatever portion of the shithole had incurred the Zionist US wrath and was due for a spot of military style ‘quantitative easing’ prior to usurping their tribal brand of chieftainism and imposing the good ole Western brand of De-mocracy under the US puppet leadership of the most corrupt and despotic warlord available – while stealing their natural resources for the price of a couple of Swiss bank accounts in the process.

This significantly applies to Equatorial Africa and the Central Congo Basin where rare Earth elements (the Unobtainuims) so necessary for the US’s next generation tactical micro-nukes and space weapons programme are mined.

But corruption’s ugly head rears itself at every turn. Only last week Dr Idris Deby Itno Jaffacake, the autocratic ruler of the totally landlocked mid-Saharan shithole of Chad demanded of his good Kenyan cuckoo buddy, President Barky O’Barmy, now sitting behind the desk in the Oval Office, the princely sum of $50 zillion bucks to build the cockamamie nation a navy – starting with a fleet of battleships and a nuclear submarine. Apparently they eventually settled on some new Humvees, a Bell Jet Ranger helicopter and the latest Sony 200 inch plasma screen telly – plus a night in the sack with Pamela Anderson – or one of Donald Trump’s ex-wives.

AFRICOM's declared area of designated responsibility includes more nations – (53 African states excepting numpty Libya – and Egypt, which remains in U.S. Central Command, and the Sahrawi Arab Democratic Republic (Western Sahara) which the U.S. and its warmongering NATO allies recognize as controlled by their Moroccan puppet, which ‘adopted’ it in 1975) - than any of the Pentagon's other Unified Combatant Commands.

Specifically, across a US military dominated world, these are constituted by the European Command (excluding the penniless Greece), Central Middle East Command based in Tel Aviv (which currently excludes Iran), Pacific Command (including Aussie and Kiwiville), Northern Polar Bear Command (Arctic) and the Southern Penguin Command (Antarctica).

Since the collapse of the poxy Soviet Union’s Totalitarian Marxist Utopian empire in 1991, the U.S. now stands alone in maintaining regional multi-service military commands in all parts of the world, a process initiated after World War Two as America pursued its self-appointed 20th Century Manifest Destiny as history's first worldwide military superpower – and since the false flag attacks of 9/11, in implementing the pro-Zionist Neo-Con’s Project for a New American Century via the route of multi-theatre wars to achieve global domination.

Ah, don’t we just love the festering stench of decaying empires. Lemurian, Atlantean, Indus, Masma, Inca, , Aztec, Mayan, Nubian, Egyptian, Hyksos, Babylonian, Persian, Greek, Roman, Mongol, Hun, Visigoth, Khymer, Byzantine, Ottoman, British, French (Napoleonic), Russian (1917-1991), Japanese (1910-1945), Germany’s Third Reich (1933-1945) – all started out okay but each and every one ended up fighting wars on multiple fronts – the downfall of every empire to date.

So, anyone want to run a book on how long this already over-extended PNAC mess is going to last before it self-implodes? A mere nine years so far and already it’s faltering with the conquest (sic) of Afghanistan – guarding a pipline and the opium crops for their cash cow drugs trade.

Allergy warning: This article was written in a nut-infested area and may contain traces of lunacy and / or Muslim terrorist squirrel shit.

Oh, and by the way, fuck the Zionist’s AFRICOM and their New World Order.