Hitler’s Daughter up Shit Creek sans Paddle

Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ edition, we highlight German anger at being coerced into paying for Greek extravagance and generalised Hellenic financial mismanagement and core corruption now turning into ‘wutanfalle’ (fits of rage) against an inept EUSSR heirarchy, the plummeting pisspot euro, and Chancellor Angela Merkel in particular.

Yep, just like the headline banner states, Mangy Angie Merkel, Hitler’s only daughter, is up the deep and dark end of Shit Creek without any kind of propelling source to extricate herself.

Now Krauts from all ranks of their disciplined society are turning against the EUSSR as the poxed eurozone meltdown heaps misery on their national balance of payments, incurring mega-levels of debt for generations to come – and all due the fact Uberfrau Meerkat has been pressured to bail the hapless Greeks out of their self-inflicted financial predicament – prodded along by her great European rival, French President and super-dwarf in his own right - Nicolas Teakozy,

Bild’s banner headline on Monday blatantly declared "We are the idiots of Europe!"
"Greece is only the first state that is going down because of this jinxed European Union and the single currency eurozone. The next one will follow very soon – Spain, Portugal, Ireland, Britain - and we here in Germany will end up paying for them all - and finally go the same way ourselves so the Shylock banksters can pick up the pieces and rule us as their goyim debt slaves forever.”

“Now we have to bail out Greece and in return we get higher inflation, pot-holed roads and streets, then we'll lose our kindergartens and parks and swimming pools, and suffer cuts to our healthcare – and our trains and buses start running late.”

The actual bill is still to be calculated, with the full extent as enigmatic as the Sphinx’s crooked smile and puckered rectum - but even Germany's share of the cockeyed deal could mean the biggest spending cuts since they lost World War Two - at a cost of £2,000 for every taxpayer in the country.

Added to these disturbing facts there is further danger that Chancellor Meerkat’s coalition – a mere seven months in power – is facing its political finale now the government's predicted – and promised - growth and reform projects are as dead as the EUSSR’s credibility – and even Pope Benny in Rome being a Kraut born and bred isn’t going to solve this snafu regardless of how many choirboys get sacrificed to St Sodom or prayers are offered up.

The spread of the Mediterranean crisis and the single currency's inherent weakness will now determine the fate of the EUSSR’s lackadaisical southern partners. If they go down the shit chute the entire economy of Europe might well follow suit and flip arse over tits also.

Conversely, in total opposition to reality and with complete disregard for common sense, French merde Nicolas Teakozy claims this is the birth of a European "economic government," and the EUSSR should now be granted – sine qua non - novel regulatory powers to impose economic restraints on its members centrally from Brussels – with each nation state’s GNP income going into a central piggy fund so the EuroBank can dip its sticky fat fingers in and dole out whatever to the community’s ne’er do well’s and career paupers.

Then, when the big breadwinning Northern member states come along at Christmas time and stick out their hand for a few bucks to pay for a new rail system or a couple of schools the answer will be “toughsky shitsky – your poor neighbour on the sunny Med’ coast got into a spot of debt over the arse dropping out of the tourist and confetti markets.”

Hence more belt-tightening required by the earners – more one-sided restraint. Keynesian economics it is not – but more at what is clasically known as ‘robbing Peter to pay that useless spendthrift twat Paul’.

During a recent speech at a conference of elitists in Zurich, the French IMF chief Shylock Strauss-Khuntt called for the introduction of a global currency backed by a global central bank which would act as the “lender of last resort” in the event of a severe economic crisis – much the same as the above paragraph details - or those S & L disasters plaguing the US and caused by Shylock rip-off banksters like Gold-in-Sacks.

Such would represent another lurch towards fascist centralization of power by financial terrorists busy exploiting the fiscal chaos the Illuminati’s kikester cabals have created in order to impose their New World Order government and realise the insidious ambitions of the Protocols of the Elders of Zion for a Greater Israel wherein God's Chosen People rebuild Solomon’s Temple (on Palestinian lands and the site of the Al Aqsa Mosque) and exercise global rule over the goyim cattle.

The gospel according to Monsieur Strauss-Khuntt claims “Zee problem lies in zee fact we do not haff enough big global conflicts going on so we need the crazy Americanos and Israeli warmongers to attack Syria, Iran, Pakistan and North Korea - and perhaps China too. That always ends a recession and kick starts the economy.”

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Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies and mis-spoken references.

Thoughts for reflection: Per the reason for the Greek bailout – a debt they will never repay – it’s all about protecting German, and especially French, banks from debt write offs – hence the frantic headless chicken acts by Meerkat and Teakozy.

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