Kenyan Cuckoo Mobilises Carrier Groups

Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

If the imminent stock market and banking sector, and burgeoning social order collapses aren’t enough for the administration to keep juggling, President Barky O’Barmy’s kikester string-pullers are now willing to add a fatal dash of geopolitical risk to the current basket case socio-economic and financial quagmire cocktail looming over the good ole US of A like the Grim Reaper on drugs.

The news hot off the presses states that the Kenyan cuckoo has been ordered to boost US military strength in the Mediterranean and Persian Gulf / Arabian Sea regions in the short term with additional air and naval strike forces and 6,000 Marine and sea combatants.

So, as O’Barmy was groomed and put into the White House by laundered Zionist crime cash they thus own him. Ergo, the Israeli kikesters are behind whatever policy he announces as home spun. Further to this complicity the United States government is in bed with these clowns and should also be judged accordingly for moving the next piece on the chessboard to kick start the long-overdue World War Three Armageddon concerto.

With just one aircraft carrier group in close proximity to Iran, the Nobel ‘Peace Prize’ winner (er – for what exactly?) has been directed by his Zionist masters to send a clear message that these superfluous olive branch peace initiatives by Iran, such as agreeing to the enriched uranium swap deal, will no longer be tolerated, and is to increase the US aircraft carrier presence in the region by a five-fold count.

Carrier Strike Group 10, headed by the USS Benedict Arnold aircraft carrier, sailed out of the US Navy base at Norfolk, Virginia on the 21st May. On arrival in the Middle East maritime region it will double the number of US carriers lurking like predatory raptors off Iran.

Until now O’Barmy and the Pentagon chicken hawks have kept just one aircraft carrier stationed off the coast of Iran, the USS Grassy Knoll in the Arabian Sea, in pursuit of the US policy of diplomatic engagement with Tehran.

It is also the first time that O’Barmy, since taking office 14 months ago, has been ordered to dispatch actual human military reinforcements to the Persian Gulf – in readiness for the coming sneak attack on Iran now they have proved themselves incapable of fair play by finally coalescing and accepting the diplomatic option and agreeing to the uranium stockpile swap mandated by the US and the IAEA.

The gospel according to the Warmongers Gazette states the USS Benedict Arnold is just the first element of the new buildup of US resources around Iran. It will take place over the next three months, reaching peak level in late July and early August.
By then, the Pentagon plans to have at least 4 or 5 US aircraft carriers visible from Iranian shores – nicely scheduled to coincide with the in-place Israeli false flag mega-blast dirty bomb nuke attack on some hapless US city (not the Big Bad Apple or Oklahoma City again!) which will point the required fickle finger of Fate directly at the Iranian Revolutionary Guard supplying to Hezbollah.

The USS Benedict Arnold’s accompanying Strike Group includes Carrier Air Wing Three (Battle Axe) – which has 7 squadrons – 4 of F/A-18 Super Hornet and F/A-18 Hornet bomber jets, as well as spy planes and early warning E-2 Hawkeyes that can operate in all weather conditions; the Electronic Attack Squadron 130 for disrupting enemy radar systems (but not S-300 missiles) and Squadron 7 choppers for any North Korean anti-submarine combat.

A further conspiratorial and novel phenomenon will be the presence of a German warship, the frigate FGS Auschwitz, operating under US Navy command.

Another four US warships will be making their way to the region to join the USS Benedict Arnold and its Strike Group. They are the guided-missile cruiser USS Holohoax and guided missile destroyers USS Winnie the Pooh, USS Baron Rothshite and USS Dubya Bush – plus the hospital cum mortuary vessel USS Baron Samedi – loaded with bandages, blood plasma and thousands of body bags.

So, just sit back and enjoy the fun as Iran refuses to be riled or feel threatened by this escalation and decides to take no action whatsoever as AIPAC’s kikester psychopaths push their US Muppets even further into the aggressor’s camp - from which the only escape, to a rational player, would be a first strike attack.

Conversely, and just to piss all over the US Zionist warmonger’s bonfire, during its big naval exercises last week, Iran exhibited their stocks of Sunburst SU-27 and Velayat 89 missiles - ideal for striking US aircraft carriers and Israel missile cruisers from Iranian coastal batteries, warships and submarines – of which they are possessed a’plenty.

Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies and mis-spoken references.