South Park Targeted by Islamic Fatwa

Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the sons of Belial.

Following the false flag attacks of 9/11 on the US, the cartoon comedy show South Park ran an unedited image of the Prophet Muhammad in an episode called “Super Best Friends’ - and sweet FA occurred in the way of repercussions.

No nasty Muslim Jihadi types flew a United Airlines Boeing 767-222/ER jet into any of the Colorado township’s tall buildings. In fact, the episode had been purposely left on the South Park website for viewing at any time for the past few years and still sweet FA happened.

For four seasons of piss-taking good fun they had the Muhammad image in their opening segment for every single show and still bugger all of any vengeful consequence occurred. No visitations of the wrath of Allah - or by gangs of Paradise-bent Shaheed bin Dogmeat Jihadi suicide bombers.

Thus for years on end no Jolly Jihadi Muslim crazies, radical or otherwise, have threatened Cartman, Stan, Kyle or the perennially-hapless Kenny McCormick – or Butters - over their posting of a verboten image of Muhammad on their website.
Just the same as Beijing laughed off the regular South Park skits on the wanted Chinese paedo’ kiddie fiddling twins – the Tu Yung brothers.

Yet all of a sudden and out of the blue, just last week a group called Revolution Islam threatened a series of fatwas against the South Park kids if they dared air an image of their sacred prophet Muhammad ever again.

Aha, before you shake your pointy little heads and pronounce “Phuckin’ Muslims – here we go again” there’s only one major problem. Revolution Islam was created and is run by an Israeli agent who studied at an orthodox rabbinical school in the rogue outlaw state before becoming a Mossad stooge bent on reversing the negative PR Israel has been blighted with following their genocidal Operation Cast Lead against the innocent civilian population of Gaza - and the international condemnations inspired by the UN’s resulting Goldstone Report.

However, the Karl Rove neocon-styled radicalized Muslim hype of Revolution Islam was broadcast to rekindle the embers of American hatred against extremist – in fact any - Muslims.

Khara Ibn Zamel, a self-declared radical Muslim based in the borough of Queens who runs Revolution_Islam.com claims on his website that the ‘baker’s dozen’ of soldiers massacred at Texas’ Fort Crudd by Army psychiatrist Major Nidal Malik al Patsy deserved to die as they were the sword arm of the Great Satan.

Now, here’s the kicker. Unfortunately for COINTELPRO and Mossad’s dirty tricks department Khara Ibn Zamel was born Orla Guerin ben Slimestein in Brooklyn, New York – and is not just Jewish with a capital J but an Israeli citizen with a capital K for Kikester - by right of the fact he lived in the illegal West Bank settlements.

However, Orla Guerin ben Slimestein isn’t alone though. His main partner-in-crime is another “radical Muslim terrorist’ who makes sure that all Muslims are marginalized and hated in America. His name is Adam Pearlman, who was kicked out of High School due being a chronic public jackoff artist suffering from Easily Distracted Syndrome, and goes by the false Muslim name Istimna Bala’a il A’air.
Further, Adam Pearlman is the grandson of a member of the board of directors of the Abe Poxmann sponsored Jewish Anti-Defamation League.

Oh dear and a big Whoops – Mossad caught yet again doing another false flag job. For a supposed highly skilled secret service whose motto is ‘By way of deception thou shalt do war’ – they’re a sloppy bunch of slapstick amateurs. (See 9/11/01, 10/12/02, 3/11/04, 7/7/05 – Dubai Hotel snuffings - etc, et al – their dirty little pawprints are all over each and every one.

Hmmm, someone needs to point out this ‘sore thumb’ black propaganda factor to the ex-IDF career goyim-hating numbskull Rita Katz and her Bethesda, Maryland SITE Intelligence group – the ‘official’ unofficial voice of the manky Mossad’ in the US.

Only days after a warning of yet another Israeli “false flag” bombing against the US as being in the works, a massive car bomb (fireworks indeed) is discovered in Times Square over the weekend.

Though no ‘genuine’ intelligence organization has yet discovered who is responsible for this embarrassing ‘no bang’ failure SITE Intelligence (sic) have just declared the Pakistani Taliban are to blame – with the owner of the vehicle being a certain Mr Mohammed al Patsy -a US citizen of Paki’ origin who has now admitted he simply hates our Western democratic freedoms.

Perhaps Rita Katz little SITE Intelligence (Search for International Terrorist Entities) propaganda outfit should be renamed SHITE – or ‘Let’s Make it all Up to Demonise the Muslims’.

Hence it all comes down to the truth being there is no Islamic army or terrorist group called Al Qaeda, and any informed intelligence officer knows this. A very common and widespread use of the word "Al-Qaeda" in different Arab countries in colloquial language is for a ‘toilet bowl’.

Thus we have Hamam Franji for foreign toilet (sit down type) and Hamam Arabi for Arab toilet (squatter type). Al Qaeda is the Arabic word for the small ‘trainer’ potty used by infants.

Further there is a Zionist-Israeli propaganda campaign to make the public believe in the presence of an identified evil entity representing Satan only in order to drive the couch spud TV viewer to accept a unified international leadership for a war against terrorism – the kikester’s Chosen One – the Kenyan US President.

However, as the former British Foreign Secretary Robin Cook declared just prior to his ‘assisted suicide’ heart attack on the remote Scottish Highlands peak of Ben Stack in August of 2005 “The country behind all this black propaganda demonizing Islam and its Muslim adherents is the Zionist-Jewish-controlled United States – and the outlaw state of Israel itself.”

Do you have an Arabic name? Is it anything to do with potties, crappers or toilet rolls? Do you think Barky O’Barmy’s a Kike or a Muslim? Do you believe he was born in Hawaii? Is he really a US citizen or a sneaky Kenyan immigrant here on a dodgy visa? Do you think he watches South Park? Do you think he knows where Colorado actually is?

Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies and mis-spoken references.

Thought for the day: If a bear called Mohammed shits in the woods is anyone going to make a big stink about it?

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