Arizona Immigration Law Snares Obama

Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Well it looks like Arizona’s controversial new immigration law SB 1070, recently enacted due the fact that the Kenyan cuckoo klutz squatting in the White House is wholly unprepared to kick some long overdue ass at the inefficient and corrupt USCIS and stamp down on illegal immigrants (perhaps due being one himself), has incited a legion of other states to follow suit – and conversely incited the riot act from one California local government jobsworth - and too none other than the President of Mexico himself.

The Arizona electorate, sick and tired of wetback illegals sneaking over the border and working for half the minimum wage repairing the Grand Canyon, thus putting good ole redneck boys out of a job, urged their legislators to enact and enforce the SB 1070 immigration law and keep the ‘Big Meteor Hole in de Ground’ state ‘Beaner-free’.

LA Mayor Antonio Corruptioni and the entire Los Angeles City Council voted on a most asinine unanimous decision this week to boycott Arizona in protest of its SB 1070 immigration law by suspending official travel there and ending future contracts with state businesses.

However, in a ’Do we really give a flying fuck’ response Billy Bob Dorkstein, chief panjandrum of the five-member Arizona Corporation Commission, informed a reporter from the Wetbacks Gazette 'If Los Angeles wants to boycott Arizona, it had better get used to reading by candlelight cos we’ll cut their goldarn electricity supply off from every one of our hydro-electric plants on the Colorado River.”

And that folks was the message from Arizona’s top government utilities agency, who threw down the gauntlet by threatening to cut off the city’s power supply as retribution for their knee-jerk reaction boycott.

Down Mexico way the incompetent President Felipe Calderon and his ruling Graft & Corruption Party greasers went into headless chicken mode at Arizona for even daring to consider passing the SB 1070 bill – labelling them Neo-Nazi racist scumbags.

And who can blame Calderon, for his mismanaged basket case Third World shithole is the largest contributor of illegal aliens (12 to 15 zillion) now living and working in the US as there is sweet fuck all to be had back home – apart from poverty with a capital P.

These wetback beaners residing in the United States contribute $24 billion back to the Mexican government’s financial coffers annually in US dollar forex cash transfers – while in total contradiction to the rules of Fair Play the illegal beaner’s criminal activities and generalised lawlessness costs American taxpayers $346 billion per annum spread across 15 US federal agencies.

Amazingly, the inept Calderon and his fellow plutocrats cannot and will not provide jobs and a valid economy for Mexico's own people - whereas his country transports and provides $75 billion in drugs that his cronies ship into the United States annually.

Arizona’s innovative move to stamp out illegal immigration and deport wetback beaner types has resulted in the ‘Americans for Legal Immigration PAC’ organization now filing versions of Arizona's SB 1070 law – (which is designed to help local police enforce America's existing immigration laws as the useless United States Citizen and Immigration Service are either unwilling or ill-equipped to do) - on behalf of seventeen states responding to citizen pressures.

ALIPAC chief Ghengis Xenophobe told the Wetbacks Gazette "The Federal government has been hijacked by special interest groups that are neglectful of their duties and even hostile towards the rightful citizens of America.”
“It is incumbent upon our states to protect American lives, property, jobs, wages, healthcare and especially our social security and welfare benefits from greedy grasping beaners when the Executive Branch fails to honour its Constitutional responsibility to do so by refusing to enforce our existing border and immigration laws – just because the current President is a Kenyan-born illegal himself."

Rumours that President ‘Mr Nobel Peace Prize’ Barky O’Barmy has now cancelled a scheduled trip to Phoenix due the enforcement of SB 1070 and all out of state visitors being required to provide proof of US citizenship on arrival have being vehemently denied by the Oval Office - with the domestic terrorist disseminators of this nasty canard being sought by the FBI and Department of Homeland Security on the orders of White House IT Czar Cass Scumstein.

Hellfire, that’s one way to get shut of the ‘Uncle Possum’ Kenyan Muslim ‘Hope n Change’ impostor – deport the twat back to Africa – or Indonesia.

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