Monday, 2 August 2010

Weather Belies Global Warming Scam

In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Well, thanks to the Climategate e-mail scandal and the fact the Copenhagen Summit got snowed in by the coldest weather to hit Denmark since the last Ice Age, the anthropogenic global warming scam cat got outa the bag and it ain’t gonna go back in – well not without a lot of scratching and fur flying. Yet that is precisely what the Mammon-worshipping banksters and other greedy grasping parties of self-interest are currently attempting in an effort to get their fantasy money-spinning carbon credits cap n trade exchange programme back on track.

Oh yes, and the wholly illogical target is, yet again, to rid the known Universe of anthropogenic greenhouse gas emissions – specifically CO2 - the stuff we breathe out and ‘all’ plant life on the Planet Earth needs to survive, grow and thrive – and consequently, in return, exhale oxygen, which we need to ‘live’.

Prominent NASA global warming alarmist and Chicken Little look-alike Professor Billy Bob Dorkenstein – Barky O’Barmy’s chief adviser on environment policy who recently informed one reporter from the Apocalypse Gazette that industrial civilization should be obliterated - has now endorsed an eco-fascist book that calls for cities to be razed to the ground, industrial civilization destroyed and genocidal population reduction measures of mass extermination ratios expedited via man-made designer plagues – such as Super-AIDS or Morgellon’s Disease or Sneezy Pig Flu virus - to be implemented in the name of preventing global warming and saving the planet for the elitist ruling scum – with sweet fuck all left for the meek to inherit.

Dorkenstein is a key figure in the global warming movement, for it was his 1988 testimony to a US Senate committee chaired by Al Bore that really got the ball rolling for the Jew World Order elitist’s mission to hijack the environmental movement and promote apocalyptic fears of devastating climate change as a means of seizing absolute power over humanity.

Oh yes, that him, warts and all. Dorkenstein, a bloke who personally believes that U.S. Middle East policy ought to be based on his Rabbi’s interpretation of the Torah’s prophecies and labours to achieve the aims of the ‘forged’ Protocols of the Elders of Zion for his kikester bosses, was back in the news this week giving his spin version of a concocted NASA press release claiming the last decade was the warmest on record (in Chad).

He further stated that Dr Irwin Fuctifino, the author of yet another apocalyptic book - titled “We’re All Fucked” - is correct in calling for acts of sabotage and environmental terrorism in putting the torch to factories and power stations, blasting holes in dams and deserting the cities in order to return the planet to the ‘Agrarian Age’ – a bit like Pot Pot and his Insta-Noodles Bonkers Party did in Cambodia – which turned into a total fuck up with 3 million (half the population) dead.

So, per the aims of this vaunted ‘Utopia’, has anyone ever lived in a remote area of the Earth where the luxuries of civilization aren’t readily available and at best a couple of day’s hike down a mountain and along a croc’-infested river of rapids – on foot? Civilisation – just the bare necessities. Electricity and night-time lighting – and refrigeration. A & E clinics and pharmacies and medicines – and dentists. Instant communications via SSB radio. Food you don’t have to hunt and kill yourself – or climb a fucking tree to get at – or plant in the grounds and wait six months for it to grow.

Hmmm, this is the dubious control freak Utopia the likes of Messrs Dorkenstein and Fuctifino want for us all – well, the one’s that survive their proposed wars and global pandemics and population culls. The one’s spared to bury – or resomate –or perhaps compost - the 6 billion bodies the Illuminati will have snuffed so they can grab a few acres more Lebensraum apiece.

Yep, the Agrarian Age – and the only good things in its favour – the redeeming factors of no tellys or cellphones or video games. As for the negatives - perhaps too numerous to mention – apart from the fact the actual ‘toilers’ had a life expectancy of 45. Toothless by 25, impotent by 35, senile by 40, and in a box a few years after that.

Professor Billy Bob Dorkenstein and Dr Irwin Fuctifino - and too that other shit-for-brains psychopathic twat - the slack-jawed dribbling Sir Jonathon Espie Porritt – who maintain, in their unqualified arrogance and without a second glance in the mirror to re-evaluate their position - that mankind is a blot on the landscape and the existence of the common human herd should be culled to a few million to act as serfs – hewers of hay and water, cutters of wood, keepers of sheep – to serve the elitist rulers – the Masters of the Universe – or so they think.

The world’s parasitic Monarchies who rule by Divine Right, the Bilderbergers, the Council on Foreign Relations, the Trilateral Commission, the Committee of 300 (no, not the fucking Spartans at Thermopylae), the Round Table, the faggot Ivy League hordes of Bohemian Grove scumsters, the human herd-culling eugenicist membership of the Club of Rome, the kiddie fiddling Freemasons and Jesuits and Opus Dei and similar think tanks and private clubs, etc et al.
All are synarchists conspiring to create a totalitarian New World Order and the implementation of a bureaucratic collectivist world government through a strengthened United Nations and a global central bank to force the survivors of humanity’s cull, by force of arms (or mood-conditioning microchips) into permanent slavery.

Dorkenstein, Fuctifino and the laughable Porritt simply echo the genocidal sentiments of Barky O’Barmy’s White House science czar John Holdren and his squirly racist Ecoscience textbook, which calls for a New World Order planetary regime to carry out forced abortions and mandatory sterilization procedures, chemtrails spreading Morgellon’s, as well as drugging the water supply (fluoridisation / lithium) in an effort to cull the human surplus. Plus their burgeoning illegal foreign wars of aggression.

Yep, they collectively, along with the likes of eugenics proponents Dumpy David Rockefeller and the prune-faced Henry Kissinger (what a pair of incontinent old wrinklies well past their use-by dates) - desire to see rampant population reduction in the name of saving the planet. Hopefully their contribution will be to set a good example and step up first to the line for the ‘chop’.

Ah well, as long as 99% of humanity continues to operate according to the dictates of its stomach and sex organs there exists a confounding glitch in the perceptions of mass human consciousness that derails their understanding of what the fuck is actually going on in the world and works to their collective detriment.

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Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies and misaligned references.

Oh, and by the way, fuck the New World Order.

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