Kharzi Kicks Out Slackwater XE Scum

Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Chinese whispers are rife that the good ole US of A’s stooge Afghan President Hamid Kami Karzai has been putting the word around he’s determined to slam his foot down with a firm hand and ‘demand’ – no less – that Washington and its military-industrial kikester buddies shut down their private security companies in the violence-stricken country before they end up killing every civilian old enough to bleed.

Karzai announced the details of his demand late Saturday night after he came back from playing darts at the Opium Poppy Arms pub in Kabul and gave a half-pissed interview to an amused Press TV correspondent – stating for the record, and perhaps his later embarrassment – “These Yankee scumbags from Slackwater XE are killing our next generation and missing out on even engaging Taliban Dan and his gang or Big Al Qaeda’s boys – so now I am ready to expel them from our country.”

The demand to expel the private military (read mercenary) contractors will be made this week now Kabul has confirmed the presence of 52 foreign private security companies – highlighted by the notorious American security firm of Slackwater XE who have to date managed to ‘accidentally’ kill more Afghan civilians than the last outbreaks of cholera and typhoid combined.

While Hamid Kami Karzai is simply applying 20/20 hindsight, this is an obvious knock on effect in Afghanistan as per Iraq - where the moronic cretins running the Pentagon’s Operation Enduring Warfare removed the rule of discipline and law by force of arms (Saddam / the Taliban) and replaced them with Chaos – the Muppet stooge administrations of renta-crooks like Ahmad Chalabi (RIP) and Fraggle Rock goon Hamid Kami Karzai.

The private security contractors are known to have close ties with Afghan warlords and are not only accused of contributing to the rising number of civilian casualties in the country and giving an all-new definition to the term ‘collateral damage’ but of complicit involvement in political assassinations and drug smuggling.

While President Karzai might well accuse foreign security contractors in the country of operating as militias and label them as belligerent Renta-Thug bullies and psychopaths - stating that they are only worsening the security situation in Afghanistan – and hence wants them ‘out’ - perhaps unwittingly he has just pinned a target to his own back – and front.

After receiving a huge bollocking from the US Secretary of Sleaze Hilarious Rodent Clinton recently concerning the eradication of the inbred culture of government nepotism, simony and barratry, Karzai’s move just serves to highlight the growing friction between Afghan officialdom and the Western countries present in the war-torn shithole.

Whoopsy-daisy – the Kenyan cuckoo Barky O’Barmy and his White House team of dodgy shylocks are gonna be hard-pressed to round up enough troops and draftees to constitute a replacement shock n awe force for the depleted ranks of the 21st Cannon Fodder Regiment and the 18th Body Bag Brigade.

Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies and misaligned references.

Thought for the day: While Hamid Kami Karzai might well be after expelling the foreign military contractors – if they don’t snuff him first – will he really kick some ass and abolish Kabul’s iconic Ministry for Graft & Corruption?

Oh, and by the way, fuck Operation Enduring Warfare and the Templar Freemasons and their kikester New World Order.