US-Kikesters: Iran Attack Clock Ticking

Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Russian Prime Minister Vlad ‘The Impaler’ Putred publicly declared in March this year that Russia would complete its $1 billion bucks construction contract with Iran by kick-starting the Bushehr nuclear reactor this summer – which the US’s pro-Zionist politicians seemed to take with a pinch of strontium.
However an updated ‘out of the blue’ announcement by Igor Pissedoffsky, the spokesman for ‘Rosatom’ - Russia's state atomic energy agency - to Reuters last Friday has now galvanised a host of sceptical international diplomats into avoiding a possible Mexican standoff crisis - and World War Three.

The fact that Russia is set and ready to load the enriched uranium fuel rods into Iran’s new reactor has provoked a countdown to a point of no return - a deadline by which the outlaw state of Israel’s ruling psychopaths would have to launch their threatened attack on the Bushehr reactor before it goes ‘hot’ and becomes effectively "immune" to any assault – according to former Dubya Bush administration U.N. Ambassador John Bolton – a pro-kikester stooge with the most embarrassing moth-eaten moustache in Washington.

Apparently the rogue Israeli state – usually obsessed with things kosher, money-grubbing usury and snipping foreskins – and portraying itself as the eternal victim – has gone into total whinge mode at the news – screaming it’s customary litanies of “Foul” and “Anti-Semites” and “Remember the Holohoax” – to attract global sympathy and a hopeful thumbs up from the international community to bomb the Iranians back to the Middle Ages (Middle Ages? - it’s only 1431 there right now!) without a word of condemnation for their pre-emptive barbaric actions – as previously demonstrated against Iraq and Syria’s reactors - in 1981 and 2007 respectively - to maintain their Shylock grip on military hegemony in the Middle East as the only nuclear weapons bully in town.

”Once the fuel rods are loaded,” Bolton whinged to Fux News last Friday "it makes it essentially immune from attack by our Israel brothers-in-arms. Once the rods are in the reactor an attack will cause the airborne spread of deadly nuclear radiation into Pakistan and Afghanistan and right across the entire Persian Gulf region. For Christ’s sake, if we didn’t have enough problems already with all this depleted uranium contamination in Iraq - and that damned Fallujah place glowing in the dark every night."

Bolton’s AIPAC-initiated scare-mongering immediately became front-page news in Israel, which has laid precise plans to carry out an attack on Iran's nuclear facilities in conjunction with US assistance while going along with President Barky O’Barmy’s hypocrisy front scheme to apply international sanctions and diplomatic persuasion to convince Iran's clerics not to go nuclear.

Rosatom spokesman Igor Pissedoffsky informed Reuters "The fuel will be loaded on August 21st and this is the start of the physical launch of the reactor. From that moment on the Bushehr plant will be officially considered a nuclear-energy installation” - adding for effect that the head of Rosatom, Oleg Mobsaroubles, will visit Bushehr for the start-up event – and to collect the outstanding cheque for completing the job.

Getting his sad arse back into whinge mode, Bolton howled to an amused press conference that once the reactor is operational it’s only a matter of time – mere weeks - before it begins producing plutonium that could be used in a nuclear weapon – much as the Israelis did with their Dimona plant.

Hence these latest developments mean Israel’s Chief Psychopath, the die-hard Jabonskyist Prime Minister Binman Nuttyahoo, now faces a stark choice: Attack the Bushehr reactor in the next few days or allow it to become operational despite the certainty it would greatly enhance Iran's ability to create nuclear weapons – or – blast it all to shit and back once it is operational and get the entire Middle East glowing in the dark.

Conversely, Russian leaders have said the Bushehr reactor project is being closely monitored by the International Atomic Energy Agency - the UN's nuclear watchdog group that seems to have wholly overlooked Israel’s non-existent nuclear weapons development programme and extensive arsenal. According to Iran's ISNA news agency, IAEA inspectors will be on hand to observe the fuel-rod loading process scheduled to begin on August 21st – and get blown away in the process – along with the Russian hierarchy, observers and engineers if the mad dog Israelis are true to form and undertake a last ditch attack on the site later this week.

The AIPAC-puppet Bolton further lamented “The failure to demand it be shut down began in the Bush years and continues with this Kenyan O’Barmy guy’s administration under the erroneous dialectic that Iran is entitled to the peaceful use of nuclear energy."
Totally missing the irony and hypocrisy of his pontificating speech, Bolton concluded "Now we Zionist supporters don't think Iran is entitled to that and it shouldn’t happen, because we reckon they intend to violate the non-proliferation treaty not to seek nuclear weapons – just like our good buddies in Israeli did.”

Unfortunately the world in general is sick to the back teeth with the outlaw Zionist Israeli state and their total disregard international law or human rights – and too their repeated false flag attacks on Western - and Third World - targets to elicit support for their personal Greater Israel expansionist agenda – by any and all means necessary - fair and foul.
Hence the agreed consensus to ignore their practiced lamentations and instead direct their attentions to the location of ‘Sympathy’ in the dictionary – right between ‘Shit’ and ‘Syphilis’.

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