Wednesday, 11 August 2010

Split-Arsed Flotilla Sails for Gaza

Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

A ship bearing humanitarian aid for the long-besieged Gaza Strip is preparing to sail from Tripoli in Lebanon this weekend in the latest attempt to defy the illegal blockade of the starved enclave by the rogue Zionist regime running the Rothshite crime syndicate state of Israel – with only a crew of women on board from the Majmouaat Mou'azara Lil-Mar’a al-Mithliya charity for wayward FUGL’s.

The MV Saint Sappho has a multi-faith international passenger list including the celebrity Lebanese pole dancer Bala’a il A’air and a group of rug-munching nuns from the Convent of the Blessed Saint Sappho of the Sacred Dildo in the United States.
“We have a multi-denominational crew and activist passengers. They are bag ladies, doctors, lawyers, nuns, journalists, fast food waitresses, bull dyke bouncers, Christians, Hindus, Satanists, Muslims and Pancake Tuesday Adventists – and even a few Kikes too,” revealed Sapphie, one of the split-arsed crew who, along with the other women, has adopted the ship’s symbolic name of St Sappho of Lesbos.

The MV Saint Sappho and its sister ship, the MV Godemiche, had hoped to set off a couple of weeks ago but faced several delays after the Israelis launched one of their typical ‘hard ball’ diplomatic missions – crying their usual whinge of ‘victims’ while conversely threatening to assassinate leading politicians – and pressure the Beirut government into stopping the humanitarian aid mission.

The coordinator of the voyage, Ms Mithliya bin Sharmuta, informed a reporter from the Intifada Gazette that the Lebanese government had told the Knesset to stick their objections up their kikester arse and given permission for the two ship ‘flotilla’ to leave for Cyprus, the first leg of the journey.
Ms Sharmuta commented “Hey, perhaps only two small ships does not qualify as a real flotilla or an armada, but we are going to breach the barricade the Zionist belligerents have erected around Gaza – and to hell with the Israeli IDF thugs – they are all ‘orla guerin istimnas’.”

Rumours that the female activist crew have their number reinforced by several die-hard self-harmers who will be donning suicide vests below their jilbab or burkas ready to counter any assaults by the IDF commandos are claimed to be black propaganda spread by Mossad agents.
Regardless, the Chinese whispers are rife and claiming several of these rug-munching harpies are members of the outlawed radical Dangerous Dykes Sisterhood and have access to a hazardous new sub-nuclear explosive concoction with the chemnical designation of Femtex – a hormone-based high explosive that becomes extremely volatile every four weeks and has been know to detonate accidentally if exposed to jealousy.

Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies and misaligned references.

Thought for the day: Fuck Israel and the Rothshite crime family syndicate – and the Templar Freemasons - and their New World Order.

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