Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
Which British public service organisation with a workforce of 635 bodies has the following employee statistics?
3 have done prison time for assault
7 have been imprisoned for fraud
8 have been arrested for shoplifting
9 have been accused of writing bad cheques
14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
17 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
29 have been accused of spouse abuse
71 can’t get a credit card due to crap credit ratings
84 have been arrested for drink driving in the last year
So much for the membership of the House of Conmans - the same group that cranks out hundreds of new laws in Parliament each year – all designed to keep the rest of us in line.
Collectively they cost the British tax payer £92,993,748 in expenses for the 2009-2010 period - plus they have the best ‘taxpayer-funded’ corporate pension scheme going.
Thought for the day: Hmmm, no fucking wonder Britain’s ‘Broken’.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a nut-infested area and may contain traces of lunacy and/or squirrel shit.
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