Taliban Scorn Clinton’s Ultimatum

Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

The rug-munching US Secretary of Sleaze, Hilarious Rodent Clinton, was in Afghanistan to galvanise President Hamid Kami-Karzai into compelling the Taliban to agree to a sit-down Jirga-style tribal pow-wow and negotiate a spot of old time reconciliation – a policy the hapless Karzai has expressed frustration over pursuing as the process inevitably ends up with some shaheed suicide bomber gate-crashing the party in a Semtex vest and snuffing a bunch of the rapidly-diminishing Afghan leadership.

Sec' Clinton’s visit to Kabul was primarily for talks with the US military chief Admiral Mork Mullen, to discuss the US Navy’s role in defeating the Taliban in the land-locked Third World shithole – followed by a meeting with Afghan President Hamid Karzai and members of his Kleptocracy Party cabinet, after which she tasked her dedicated PA Mingeeter Dildodo with issuing a public warning to the Taliban leadership and their muhijadeen fighters that if they didn’t lay down their arms and embrace a political solution to the conflict then things might just get really rough for them.

Clinton arrived in the Graveyard of Empires on a whistle-stop junket from Libya, where she had met with TNC rebel leader Khara ibn Himar for a corporate media focus photo op’ at the only Tripoli hospital still standing - shaking the bloodied stumps of children’s limbs – amputated by US DIME cluster bomb shrapnel - while in the distance the sound of NATO bombers knocking the living shit out of Bani Walid with banned white phosphorous munitions could be heard.

And the reaction to this from the Clinton bitch: “Hey and why not too, if the Israeli psychos can get away with burning the fuck out of Palestinian kids with the nasty crap in Gaza, then why can’t NATO’s barbarians do the same in Libya?”
Next it was off down to Sirte for a few pix of Clinton holding up the head of snuffed leader Muammar al Gaddafi, and biting off his left ear as a souvenir.

According to one top secret report on page three of the Warmongers Gazette, Clinton and her ‘Circus without a Tent’ entourage are next bound for neighbouring Pakiland, where she’ll join the new CIA chief Dave Betrayus and Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, General Billy Bob Redneck to pressure President Zardari into letting the US take charge of guarding the Muslim nation’s nuclear weapons stockpile to ensure it doesn’t fall into the wrong hands – such as the Taliban’s.

Meanwhile, back in Kabul, apparently Clinton’s Afghan trip has left President Hamid Karzai in a state of quandary, with him shaking his head woefully and informing reporters “This woman, she is more full of shit than an Eid ul-Fitr festival goose. Like all these morons who come here from Europe and the Great Satan, they know nothing about Afghanistan or the Taliban and their virulent Deobandi fundamentalist strain of Islam.”

“Do these stupid tossers - this US-led fiasco operating under the NATO brand - still not realise they have they have a blanket ‘fatwa’ imposed on them – better than any West African or Haitian witch doctor’s curse?”
“The Taliban charge the US agents of Satan with invading our country and committing acts of Moharebeh (waging war against God) and Fesad fel Arz (spreading their foul infidel corruption) – and they will never allow themselves to be dictated into a state of ‘dhimmitude’ – Clinton’s policy of compromise and surrender.”

Hmmm, truth from the lips of a stooge. After ten years in Afghanistan, trying to shovel wet shit uphill following the 9/11 false flag terrorist attacks,have these clowns learned nothing? Can they not apply the facility of 20/20 hindsight and see that there is no negotiating or reconciliation to be had with the Taliban.
They want all foreign aggressors out – full stop. Then they’ll conduct their own spring cleaning – with the Hamid Kami-Karzai’s Kleptocracy Party government going the way of the dinosaur – to a most violent end - and next come the opium crops – torched.
As to the US-trained Afghan army taking over the job of security, forget it. They’re as much use as tits on a bull, and when the Taliban come knocking on the door, they’ll either do a runner – exit stage left – or simply join the Taliban’s ranks – if that option is actually open to them and they don’t get the chop.

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