‘Special Mission’ Clause Indemnifies War Crim’s

In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

The dubious actions by the Tory Party’s Friends of Israel Club, specifically Zionist stooge members Theresa May, the incumbent Home Office Minister, and closet case Foreign Secretary Willy Vague, have recently raised critical questions in the real world of logic versus rhetoric, concerning the autonomy of the British justice system and the independence (sic) of the Libservative Coalition government from the corrupting influences of Zionist parties of self-interest - specifically their black propaganda lobbies armed to the teeth with the Thee B’s – Blackmail, Bribes and Bludgeons.

This focus of critical attentions is due the former, May, issuing a most questionable exclusion order against – followed by the subsequent arrest of - the Palestinian activist Sheikh Raed Salah when he arrived in the UK - and the latter, Vague, bestowing an all-indemnifying ‘Special Mission’ diplomatic status upon the outlaw Israeli regime’s political opposition leader, Tipzi Livid to grant her temporary immunity from prosecution for war crimes perpetrated against the hapless non-combatant civilian population of the Gaza Strip during the rogue IDF’s Operation Kill Every Fucker 22-day duration military attack on the besieged coastal enclave from December to January of the 2008-2009 Yuletide ‘Peace & Goodwill to all Men on Earth’ festive season.

These twin interventions on behalf of the Rothshite crime syndicate and their mad-dog pro-ZioNazi Israeli lobbyists by Tory Party Cabinet Ministers May and Vague came amid efforts by British human rights and wrongs activists to firstly facilitate a series of pro-democracy speeches by Palestinian activist Sheikh Raed Salah, and secondly to obtain an arrest warrant for Tipzi Livid on charges of war crimes and crimes against humanity.

Conversely, earlier this year, the Tory Party purposely, at the behest of the Rothshites, Zionist lobbys and Israel’s Knesset, amended the Universal Jurisdiction Law with the current Police Reform & Social Irresponsibility Act 2011 to prevent individuals from filing lawsuits against Israeli war crime suspects, unless specifically authorised by the Tory’s lapdog Director of Public Prosecutions, Keir Stammerer.

This move by Vague to use political advantage to obstruct the legal process against a suspected war criminal has simply served to intensify speculations that the Zionist lobbies are the real decision-makers in Britain as Ms Livid has enjoyed the rare privilege of being granted diplomatic immunity – this ‘Special Mission / Get Out of Jail Free’ status, regardless of the fact she’s not even a member of the Israeli cabinet.

Further, the issue of a controversial exclusion order and the subsequent arrest of Sheikh Raed Salah ordered by Ms May to expedite and ensure his public gagging will only serve to intensify the volume of his words and message to a far wider audience - and further amplify the current Boycotts, Divestment and Sanctions campaign against the outlaw Israeli regime.

Both these matters of contentious concern also raise grave doubts relative to the honesty and sincerity of Posh Dave Scameron’s fatally-flawed Libservative Coalition government when its Parliamentary propaganda agents infesting the House of Conmans babble on, parrot-fashion, about promoting pro-democracy reforms and protecting human rights in the Third World, when all seems more at a sham to safeguard the Rothshite crime syndicate’s nefarious interests and appease the Tory’s Zionist masters.

The London-based director of the Palestine Solidarity Campaign, Baz McSkanger last week informed one press hack from the Holohoax Gazette that the reason for the issuance of the exclusion order, and ensuing arrest of Sheikh Raed Salah followed complaints from the pro-Zionist Community Security Trust – a group of goyim-bashing whingers – that he’d made anti-Semitic statements.

“Sheikh Raed Salah’s the leader of a legitimate political organisation an’ rejects racism and violence in all its sinister forms. So these Community Security Trust scumbags are out to gag him an’ put stop to his promotin’ the Palestinian cause cos’ they reckon he’s used the word ‘Semite’ in a conversation or speech? Probably right too, considerin’ he is one – unlike the Ashkenazi Jews of convenience infesting the Israeli Knesset – an’ the career shit-stirrers and hate-mongerin’ black propaganda agents runnin’ the CST an’ AIPAC an’ B'nai B'rith an Abe Poxman’s Anti-Defamation League wot don’t have a single drop of Semitic DNA in their genes.”

“The Sheikh speaks the Semitic languages an’ is descended from a long line of Semite tribes that can trace their history in Palestine back thousands of years. So all this Semite / anti-Semitic bullshit be fucked – it’s yet another term seized upon by the Shylock kikesters as their personal own, to portray themselves as the perennial victims even it’s them who are the oppressors and bullies – visitin’ on the heads of the hapless Palestinian populations of the occupied West Bank and Gaza Strip the same inhuman acts and war crimes that they claim Hitler’s Nazis did to them durin’ this Holohoax thingy they keep makin’ such great industry of an’ harpin’ on about.”

Likewise Shaheed al Ka-Boom, director of the Palestinian Centre for Human Rights, speaking with a reporter from the Intifada Review, opined “Sheikh Salah’s no anti-Semite, he’s just a perennial thorn in the side of Palestine’s Zionist kikester oppressors running the Knesset.”
“What we’re looking at here is this phenomenon of Scameron’s Tory Party devolving decisions to the Israeli Knesset - which has definitely got to be the final touch of London’s subservience to Tel Aviv.”

“So, the Tory’s bent Foreign Secretary Willy Vague has set a precedent and opened the virtual floodgates to scores of Pol Pot’s Khymer Rouge war criminals, and the homicidal maniacs working for Robert Mugabe’s rogue regime in Zimbabwe, Rwandan mass murderers an’ psycho Serbo-Croat swan roastin' thugs, all calling up the Foreign Office and demanding their ‘Special Mission’ indemnity passes so they can come over to London for a spot of shopping and check up on their mega-bucks hedge fund investments an’ security boxes stuffed wiv conflict diamonds at the NM Rothshite Bank.”

Thought for the day: Fuck the ZioNazi Freemasons - plus the Tory and Lib-Dum ‘Friends of Israel’ clubs – and Big Brother – and his sister - and the Rothshite crime syndicate’s New World Order.

Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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