Bruni Gives Birth to 'Chimera'

Italian sexpot Carla Bruni, wife of France’s diminutive mutant of a President, Nicolas Sarkozy, last night gave birth to what aghast doctors and midwives in Paris have collectively described to media hacks as an ‘androgynous dwarf troll’ - leaving zero opportunity for speculation of whom the father might be.
Crowds have gathered outside the La Muette Clinic, eagerly awaiting Bruni’s discharge and departure, for the opportunity to poke the little horror with sharp sticks.