Monday, 12 July 2010

UK Envoy Dissed for Praising Lebanon Cleric

Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

In yet another typical display of its customary unqualified arrogance Israel has criticised Britain's ambassador to Lebanon for eulogising a recently deceased Lebanese cleric reputed to have been an inspiration to their Hezbollah enemies.

Ambassador Frances Guy wrote on her personal Fuckbook blog that Grand Ayatollah Mohammed Hussein Fadlallah was a "decent man" who rated among the people she most admired.

This sparked the usual rabid frenzies of froth-spitting outrage from the Israeli’s, with Knesset spokesman Kus Ima Shelcha declaring that Ayatollah Fadlallah was "A right cunt and unworthy of praise".
In compliance with their Zionist Master’s voice the UK Foreign Office told a reporter from the Grovellers Gazette it had ordered the offending blog item removed after Foreign Secretary Willy Vague received a nasty phone call from Baron Rothshite.

Libservative coalition leader Posh Dave Cameron, a dedicated career and self-proclaimed 'Friends of Israel' toady, informed the media that the comments reflected Ms Guy's personal opinion and not official UK policy – which remains to agree with anything the Israelis say or do.

Ayatollah Fadlallah was Lebanon's top Shite Muslim cleric who died last week at the age of 127, with zillions of mourners attending his funeral piss-up in Beirut as tributes poured in from all over the Arab and Islamic worlds - and Hezbollah’s Jolly Jihadi suicide bomber brigade actually taking a day off their felo-de-se activities in respect to mark the occasion of their Jaysh al-Hisbah (Army of Morality) spiritual mentor’s mortal passing.

In a parallel incident, two days ago the kikester-controlled ZNN (Zionist News Network) news service sacked Octavia Istimna Nasr a veteran Middle East editor who wrote on the Twatter networking website that she "respected" the late cleric - claiming her credibility had been compromised for not toeing the Zionist yidster party line after President Barky O’Barmy received an official complaint from Israel’s Psychopath-in-Chief PM Binman Nuttyahoo.

Ms Guy, who has been Ambassador to Lebanon since 2006, wrote on her Fuckbook blog that Ayatollah Fadlallah was the politician in Lebanon she most enjoyed meeting.

"The world needs more men like him willing to reach out across faiths, acknowledging the reality of the modern world and daring to confront old constraints – such as all this bullshit concerning the Israeli’s covenant with God that Palestine is theirs by divine right – or the perpetuation of their Holohoax myth fantasy and the right to ignore international law and carry out pirate attacks on freedom flotillas.”

But Israel's foreign ministry were quick to denounced Ambassador Guy’s comments – declaring with their usual propaganda-laced faulty rhetoric "We believe that the spiritual leader of Hezbollah is unworthy of any praise or eulogising," Uzi ben Woozy told the Foreskin Snippers Gazette, adding "If Hezbollah was firing missiles at London and Glasgow, would this leader still be called an inspiration?"

Nope, hardly – but then London and Glasgow aren’t guilty of usurping an entire population (the Palestinians) from their rightful birthplace by force of arms and keeping half of them bottled up in a ghetto with a 30 foot high Great Wall of Apartheid and allowing psychotic IDF troopers to use the civilian inhabitants of Gaza for target practice.

Do you agree with every criminal act the Israelis commit? Which Holocaust do you believe – the Nazi fantasy or the one happening right now in Gaza? Do you think Lord Balfour was a silly cunt? Should we hold an international ‘Kick a Kikester Day’?

Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies and misaligned references.

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