Millions Stricken by ‘Healthy Eating Disorder’

Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

The complete gamut of medical, psychiatric and Big Pharma’ industries, in their never-ending attempts to fabricate "severe mental disorders" out of every human activity, are now pushing the most idiotic make-believe affliction they’ve come up with to date: HED – or Healthy Eating Disorder.

Really, we’re not pulling your pisser - if you focus on eating healthy foods then you're "mentally unbalanced" and probably need some sort of chemical treatment involving powerful – and addictive - psychotropic drugs – with lots and lots of hidden and unknown side effects.

According to a report in the Daily Scaremonger "Fixation with healthy eating can be sign of serious psychological disorder" and goes on to claim this disease is called ‘orthorexia nervosa’ -- which is basically a Latin phrase for being careful you don’t eat half the toxic shite that GM food companies and the dodgy Greedy Grocer supermarket chains such as Pukesburys, Pestco, and Mamon and Snobfords load onto their shelves - full of carcinogenic crap, MSG, HFCS, colourings, preservatives and artificial sweeteners - like the arch-evil aspartame.

However they can't just call it "nervous healthy eating disorder" so it gets the statuary Latin moniker to make it sound highly infective to the point of epidemic proportions and as nasty as GTR (Galloping Twat Rot) – then they have some walking dildo in a white coat impersonate a medical type and warn every fucker and their dog that if they don’t take this or that or the other medication then they’re going to go totally squirly and end up in a lunatic asylum.

The Daily Scaremonger goes on to state that “Orthorexics evolve rigid rules concerning what they will eat and definitely will not touch – such as sugar, salt, caffeine, alcohol, wheat, gluten, yeast, and soya – plus any foods that have come into contact with pesticides, herbicides, contain artificial additives or are in any way genetically-modified – or have been fed on the same – or bear the name of the Third World’s saviour - Monsanto."

Their diatribe concludes with the ridiculous extreme of stating "The obsession about which foods are good and which are bad leads to orthorexics ending up malnourished – and by association their entire families too – which is why these people should have their children taken into care."

Thus anyone who shies away from convenience junk foods due their inherent lack of nutrients and over-abundance of chemical additives - or bothers to read the packaging labels on foods – or refuses to drink from a fluoride-loaded faucet and buys mineral water - is a couple of cards short of a full deck – and quite possibly a certifiable loony, a conspiracy theorist - and a domestic terrorist to boot.

Welcome to the Orwellian double-speak of our new global corporate-run governments – where ‘individuals’ who thinks for themselves and are not of the hive mind - healthy eaters included - are marginalised and labelled as non-conformist sons of bitches by the propaganda PR arm of the disease mongering charlatans of the dodgy medical profession.

Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies and misaligned references.