Monday, 20 September 2010

Sarkogate Scandal Doubles Up with Pikeygate

Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Take your pick – Sarkogate, Le Mondegate, L'Oréalgate, Jeangate or Gyppogate. If it wasn’t for bad luck, the Hobbit President of France’s Middle Earth, Nicknack Sarkozy, wouldn’t have any – with the poison dwarf fully occupied labouring under the impossible task of trying to push three piles of shit back uphill simultaneously.

First, the Sarkogate ‘Bettencourt / L'Oréal’ scandal concerning the illicit financing of Sarkozy's 2007 presidential campaign and Le Monde’s reporting of such – only to be targeted by French inteligence services operating on Sarkozy’s instructions.

This crime has now been compounded by accusations that he is responsible for directing a racist pogrom against the Roma gyppo pikey community in ordering their forced explusion from French soil – shipping them off en masse and repatriating them to their shitholes of origin in Bulgaria and Rumania – and disingenuously stating for the public record that Germany were planning an identical ethnic cleasing project to be expedited via compulsary deportation.

The ultra-paranoid French mini-troll Sarkozy went in total histrionics mode – evidenced by instances of arm-waving and frenzied bouts of uttering spittle-laden curses aimed at EUSSR Justice Commissioner Viviane Reding – denouncing her comments concerning the Roma deportations from France as outrageous.

Commissioner Reding came very close to the truth when she compared France's actions of banishing the gyppo communities to the persecutions of the Jews in Nazi-occupied Europe.
“How can we ever have an all-embracing and integrated Pan-European community if this xenophobic mental midget won’t allow non-French EUSSR citizens into France?”

The diminutive and vainglorious Sarkozy, a frog who dreams of being a toad, then went on to have a heated exchange with the EUSSR Commission President, Jose Manuel Barroso, when the latter conceded that some excessive comments had been uttered by Ms Reding, but insisted that discrimination against ethnic minorities inside the European community was wholly unacceptable and a breach of their human rights.

Next, Sarko jumped from the frying pan into the fire by getting his sorry short arse embroiled in a diplomatic row with German Chancellor Angela Merkel by informing a reporter from Le Porky Pies Gazette that Merkel had confided to him she intended to follow France's stellar example in dismantling Roma camps and, to quote “Kicking all the dirty thieving pikeys out of the Fatherland.”

The manky Merkel denied she had even discussed the issue with Sarkozy and flatly contradicted his version of events on the issue of Roma (Gypsy) deportations from Germany which recently dominated an EUSSR summit. “That shit-stirring bastard Nicky - he’s a lying little twat and trying to cover his own arse by involving a third party and claiming I had the same plans.”

Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies and misaligned references.

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