Pope Spouts Hypocrisy (as usual)

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A speech, in which Pope Benny, the Mk XVI German Ubermensch model, associated atheism with the Nazis and the root of all social evils, has prompted vehement criticism from rationalist organisations, with a statement from the British Humanist Association claiming the 96-year old bonkers Pontiff's remarks were surreal and typical of how out of touch the Vatican actually is with reality.

However, the Catholic Church has moved to play down the controversy, with the College of Cardinals issuing a statement commenting that “Pope Benny knows only too well what the Nazi ideology was all about - from his years spent in the Hitler Youth.”

Conversely, disgruntled humanists have stated Benny’s comments, made at Holyroodhouse in Edinburgh before the Queen, were a terrible slander against non-believers when he spoke of a Nazi tyranny that wished to eradicate God from society – urging the UK to guard against aggressive forms of secularism – as were once prominent in Communist states such as Soviet Russia and the Eastern Bloc states – and too, still prevalent in the Marxist People’s Utopia of China.

In his address to Scotland’s Masonic pederast elite, Pope Benny emphasised it was the atheism of Hitler’s Nazis that led to their extremist and hateful views –wholly missing the gross hypocrisy being uttered when viewing the record of Christianity and the Catholic Church’s ‘extremist and hateful’ intolerance against the doubters, non-believers and infidels as evidenced so well in History’s pages by the inhuman and torturous acts of the Inquisition.

Oh yes, the Inquisition – now renamed The Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith (CDF) – and, prior to his elevation to wear the Flip-Flops of the Fisherman, Pope Benny Mk XVI was Cardinal Joseph Alois Ratflinger – the Prefect of this damnable organisation – a re-branded Office of the Holy Inquisition.

In his capacity as overlord of this insidious organisation Ratflinger released and circulated a revised version of the notorious 1962 Vatican document ‘Crimen Sollicitationis’ (The Crime of Solicitation) which imposed the Vatican's sub rosa instructions on covering up kiddie fiddling sexual scandals and how to dole out hush funds to buy the silence of the victims if threats of excommunication and eternal damnation to Hell’s fires didn’t elicit the desired response.
Thus is illustrated the total lack of empathy and compassion of the church: ignore the mental and emotional trauma on the priesthood’s catamite victims – just shut them up to protect the paedophile perpetrators.

So, ye people of Catholic faith, be well advised of the irony and hypocrisy involved here. Pope Benedict XVI, as Cardinal Ratzinger, served as Prefect for twenty-four years, heading the Congregation for the Doctrine of The Faith, the department of the Roman Catholic Church charged with promoting Catholic teachings on morals and matters of faith.
The ex-Nazi Hitler Youth Ratflinger was the enforcer for the puppet Pope, John Paul II, charged with blocking challenges to the status quo of traditional Catholic teachings – plus covering up and whitewashing the scandals.

In response to Pope Benny’s offensive statement, Hector McTwatt, spokesman for the UK-based Atheists-R-Us movement, told one reporter from the Heretics Gazette "The notion that it is non-religious people in Britain today who want to force their views on others is brazen hypocrisy.”
“Such is especially so coming from a man whose organisation exerts itself internationally to impose its narrow and exclusive form of control freak morality on everyone and undermines the human rights of women, children, gay people, and many others, plus condemns abortion and contraception solely to increase the numbers of their flock.”

“The Catholic Church is a totally surreal entity when you consider their religion is a massive extortionate tithing scam based entirely on a fantasy figure – a Jewish carpenter no less, that declared himself the son of God, got nailed on two big pieces of wood, died, was buried then rose from the dead three days later and ascended to Heaven. What utter bollocks – even David Copperfield would be hard-pressed to pull a magic trick of that scale.”

“Yon man Benny needs to clean his own house first and kick all these kiddie-fiddling paedo’s out – along with the legions of cassock-lifters and rug-munching nuns. He rails against the moral vacuum at the heart of modernity while presiding over the biggest paedophile ring in recorded history - the Roman Catholic Church – a spiritual organisation, my arse.”

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