Baby Racist Clampdown Imposed

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In compliance with dystopic EUSSR regulations, UK teachers are being coerced into reporting children as young as three years old to the Big Brother Authority’s ‘Political Correctness’ division for using alleged ‘racist’ language towards other pupils.

Minjeeta Mizrable, a senior advisor to London Mayor Bonkers Boris Nonsense, told a reporter from the Daily Shitraker that schools were being made to spy on nursery age youngsters under the statutes of the insane Race Relations Act 2000 – with more than a quarter of a million children being accused of racism since it became law.

Writing in ‘Which Golly?’ magazine, Minjeeta stated: “The more we seek to measure racism, the more it seems to grow – and last week we had the instance of four-year old Candida Muffitch – a white girl - being cautioned by her headmistress at the Scumdale Hamlets Asbo Central kindergarten for calling another white girl a ‘piece of honkey shit’ – a term she had picked up from an African-Caribbean female pupil in their class. The white girl in question, at whom the original insult was directed, then responded with “Get fucked ya hoe nigga bitch” – to a fellow white pupil.”

“Really, the world has gone totally nuts when you can no longer call a spade ‘a spade’ – or a shovel. Then we have this case of a gym teacher being suspended in Notting Hill when he wrote on the report card of one 14-year old African-Caribbean pupil that the reason he didn’t perform well at sports was due the huge chip he was carrying on his shoulder – more so than the negative physical effects of the two packs of Marlboro he was smoking – along with several biftas.”

“So, thanks to the Tavistock Institute’s policy for generating fear and suspicion to create a totally dysfunctional society – helped along by the Common Purpose NLP-brainwashing cult – school teachers are now required to report incidents of racist abuse among children as young as three years old to local authorities, resulting in a massive increase of cases and reinforcing the illusionary perception that we need an army of social workers and psychologists to manage race relations from cradle to grave. Conversely this heightened awareness of racism does not help to stamp it out but rather achieves an opposite effect in creating a climate of anxiety and suspicion.”

The Race Relations Act 2000 compelled 43,000 public authorities, including schools and churches, to promote good relations between persons of different racial groups.
The civil liberties group the Manifesto Club, report that between 2002 and 2009, a total of 280,000 incidents have been reported by a variety of Community Enforcement snoops and snitches, with the details of all such incidents being logged on Big Brother databases for processing by social services who then determine that the cause of the problem in children is bad parenting and thus snatch the child to go into care with a pre-selected and approved set of Satanist paedophile foster parents.

While the entire theme of racist remarks at school is traditionally viewed as one of white pupils directing such slanders at black pupils, Dr Julius Bungeecord, a child of Chinese-Indian-African-Jamaican parentage, who is a devout Pancake Tuesday Adventist at the First Zionist Church for Latter Day Kikesters, relates a wholly different story and poo-poo’s the belief that black pupils are held back by teachers who view them as mini gangsta rappers.
The former teacher, who runs an educational charity for black children, alternatively blames poor parenting and the youngsters’ own shit-for-brains attitude.

“What we are looking at in schools is children undermined by poor parenting, peer-group pressure and an inability to be responsible for their own behaviour. These kids are not subjects of institutional racism but failed their GCSE’s because they said bollocks to their home-work, didn’t pay attention in class and dissed their teachers.”
“These African-Caribbean boys – aka apprentice Yardies - are also the group most likely to be excluded from school as all they want is to listen to Marley and 2Pac hip-hop and gangsta rap crap while sculling down bottles of meths and smoking biftas.”
“So, this Race Relations Act can be applied any which way but loose but it isn’t going to alter human nature or people’s true perceptions of their darker brothers - or likewise that convenient illusory fallacy of a repressive honky jackboot forever on their necks.”

Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies and misaligned references.

Oh, and by the way, fuck Big Brother – and his sister – and the New World Order.