Monday, 12 April 2010

Nuttyahoo Spits Dummy Over US Nuke Talks

Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the sons of Belial.

The chickenhawk Slime Minister of the outlaw state of Israel, Binman ‘Bibi’ Nuttyahoo, has cancelled a visit to the US where he was to attend a summit on nuclear security, according to a press release from his ultra-nationalist Likit Party.

Rumours abound that Nuttyahoo totally spit the proverbial dummy and threw all his toys out of the pram after receiving reports from Mossad’s ‘Sloppy Squad’ claiming that Egypt and Turkey intended to raise the issue of the rogue state’s undeclared nuclear arsenal at the summit.

The Kenyan cuckoo, President Barky O’Barmy, is due to play host to dozens of scumbag world leaders at the two-day conference, which begins in Washington on Monday – and kicks off with a round of prayers for global peace led by some one-eyed hook-handed mad Mullah named Abu Hamster.

While Nuttyahoo’s ire might well be centred on avoiding embarrassing questions concerning Israeli WMD, the rogue state has never confirmed or denied that it possesses atomic weapons – and only ever makes mention of such to intimidate their geo-political neighbours in the customary rabid dog manner by threatening to nuke them if they support pro-Palestinian groups.

Thus Israel's Intelligence and Atomic Energy Minister Shakran Ibn Himar will now be forced to take Nuttyahoo's place in the nuclear summit, according to a report in this morning’s False Flag Gazette

More than 40 countries are expected at the meeting, which will focus on preventing the spread of nuclear weapons to any more rogue militant groups like the psychopathic Israeli Defence Force.

Turkey and Egypt, with the backing of a legion of other Muslim nations, intend to use the summit to focus attention on the anti-Islamic slant of Israel’s constant and paranoid urging for the US - and anyone else with a touch of the psychopath in their national character – to bomb the living shit out of Iran to halt their non-belligerent uranium enrichment programme.

Israel are bending over backwards to attract sympathetic support for their position towards Iran – which is perceived by the Protocols of Zion movement as a threat to the rogue Kikester state’s military hegemony in the Middle East - and further forms a stumbling block to achieving their historic scheme for the Great Israeli Empire – from Nile to Euphrates – and far beyond -on which the sun never sets – and in which the goyim are their slaves.

Thus both Turkey and Egypt will demand that if Israel wants to impose sanctions against Iran for its perceived nuclear weapons threat, then Nuttyahoo’s Tel Aviv government should finally sign the Nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty and open their nuclear facilities to the scrutiny of the IAEA inspectors.

Likit Party spokeswoman Fellattia Gammstein told a reporter from the Genocide Gazette "These two Arab states intend to exploit the occasion in order to slam Israel, and PM Nuttyahoo has expressed his displeasure over these intentions, and he will therefore not be travelling to the summit to hold conclave with – or demean himself by - mixing with anti-Semites and Holohoax deniers."

Along with India, Pakistan and North Korea, Israel is one of the four states that have not signed up to the NPT, which has 189 signatories – including Nepal who have nothing more dangerous than a bunch of kukri knives.

However, conspicuously enough, and with typical Zionist hypocrisy, Syria and Iran – two nations who do not possess nuclear weapons – remain uninvited to the Washington tea party – whereas the rogue nuclear state of Israel has shoved its big nose in the door as usual.

Earlier this week US President O’Barmy unveiled the new Nuclear Posture Review – a bullshit declaration which narrows the circumstances in which the US would use nuclear weapons - outlining his country's commitment to a long-term strategy of nuclear disarmament.

Last Thursday the Kenyan bloke and his Russian counterpart, Igor Pisstoffsky, signed a landmark nuclear arms treaty in the Czech capital of Prague which commits the former Cold War sabre rattlers to reduce the number of deployed strategic warheads to 1,550 each - 30% lower than the previous ceiling – but still far more than enough to wipe out all life in the known Universe and make a total bollocks of our Pale Blue Dot if –or when – World War Three goes nuclear with an unprovoked attack against Iran – by Israel – or the US – or any other fucker and their dog.

Ghengis McTwat, the Daily Warmonger’s correspondent in Washington, opines that the cancellation of Bibi Nuttyahoo's visit comes at a time of frosty relations between the US and Israel.
The egocentric Israeli leader failed to see eye-to-eye with President O’Barmy during his most recent US visit last month concerning the tragic-comedy joke still referred to as the Israeli-Palestinian peace process.

Rumours abound that several of Nuttyahoo's confidants - all die-hard Jabotinskyists like himself – (after Jabot the Hutt) referred to Barky O’Barmy in a derogatory manner, stating "That Kenyan cuckoo in the Oval Office constitutes a disaster for Israel and might just go the same way we did JFK when he tried to stamp on our nuke programme back in 1963 – and end up Grassy Knolled.”

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