French Demand Boycott of Israeli Goods

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Palestinian solidarity groups in France have been threatened by the pro-Zionist French Justice Minister Candida La Twatte with legal action, after they stepped up a campaign of boycotts against Israeli goods to highlight the terrible tortures and Holocaust being wrought on the Palestinian populations of the West Bank and especially the besieged enclave of Gaza.

To mark last week’s Palestinian Land Day, French activists held massive rallies across the country and joined with the Boycott, Divestment and Sanctions (BDS) Campaign against the outlaw rogue state of Israel.

Minister la Twatte was instructed by the career Israeli apologist and Rothshite stooge – the diminutive mini-troll President Nicholas Teakozy – to “stamp on these shits and stamp hard – and I don’t care if you have to make some fucking new laws up to do it!”

Legions of protesters took to the streets in their zillions in solidarity with the Palestinians, and swarmed into branches of Le Greedy Grocer supermarkets and called on shoppers to boycott scumbag Israeli products - such as their Orla Guerin Sausages and Smoked Kike Kosher Bacon - and further urged the immoral Teakozy government to embrace the UN’s Goldstone Report and impose of sanctions on Israeli products.

This prompted a most irate phone call from Baron Rothshite to President Teakozy – which sent the poison dwarf into a dummy-spitting and foot-stamping temper tantrum – in the course of which he heaped piles of shite on the Justice Minister, who in a fit of not knowing what to do next, called on the Gendarmerie to ‘arrest every fucker and their dog’.

Justice Department jobsworths were then ordered to prosecute the critics of Israel on the pretext of racial discrimination, anti-Semitism and that old stock favourite – Holohoax denial – including the hundreds of self-hating Jewish people who were taking part and active in the BDS campaign to end Israel's discriminatory policies against the Palestinian people – and return the Holy land to its rightful and historic owners – the Palestinians.

Minister La Twatte’s threats prompted several thousand people to sign a BDS petition protesting against the violation of their right to free expression and association, enshrined in various legal instruments including the European Convention on Human Rights – which Justice Minister La Twatte – while having the reputation of not being too shabby a shag – obviously has not yet come across in the course of her short legal career.

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