NATO Cartel now World’s #1 Drug Dealership

Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry on the bloodline of the sons of Belial.

Well, following a cursory glance at the International Institute for Strategic Studies and the UN’s joint global drug farming survey it’s gotta be a round of applause for NATO for maintaining a scam that almost – but not quite – equals the Catholic Church’s 2,000 years old confidence trick regarding a Jewish carpenter being the son of God.

This tight Masonic cabal that control NATO, comprised of the West’s military-industrial complex leaders, the British royal household, arms lobbyists, career Zionists and assorted international banksters, invaded Afghanistan in 2001, following the 9/11 WTC false flag terrorist attacks on the pretext that Osama bin Laden and Big Al Qaeda were using the country to attack Western interests – and our ubiquitous ‘democratic freedoms’.

Now, a decade on, after Taliban Dan and his Jolly Jihadi mujahideen declared war on drugs and opium production – and eradicated such throughout the country, NATO’s Afghanistan is not only the world’s largest producer of opium but also of hashish.

The ascetic Taliban leader Mullah Omar prophetically stated in an interview with the Neo-Colonialists Gazette in 1998 that the USA would invade Afghanistan because he had refused to let them build a gas pipeline across his country in exchange for $5 billion USD.

Omar, a man who was rarely wrong, was spot-on correct in this instance yet again, as the invasion came three years later following the Zionist Illuminati hierarchy directing Mossad and the US military-intelligence machine to expedite a series of false flag first strikes against the Great Satan on 9/11.

That consisted of two ‘somethings’ flying into the Twin Towers, which were then ‘atomised’ with a cocktail of explosive devices - and micro-nukes up the core - and the aid of directed energy weapons that converted solid concrete to micro-dust.

Further, one other small ‘something’ knocked a missile-sized hole in the side the Pentagon – and a stray aircraft, purportedly Flight 93, was shot down by an F-16 Falcon from the Langley VA’s Alert Squadron – nowhere near the purported crash site at Wanksville, Pennsylvania.

Oddly enough, in both latter cases 200 tonnes of metal vaporised – more at scent than substance – just like the al Quadea terrorist attack fiction that was then used as the required excuse to invade Afghanistan and build the pipeline – plus get the opium trade back up and running again as the Zionist scumsters were missing their heroin income.

So, nine years on from 9/11 and the NATO’s considerable coalition still hasn’t been able to gain control of the country.
The US muppett President, Hamid Kami-Karzai, is railing against his NATO masters due being accused – and rightly so - of wide scale graft and corruption in all the country’s affairs – both civilian and military.

Now the United Nations Organization reveal that NATO’s Afghanistan, already the world’s leading supplier of opium, has now become the record-breaking producer of hashish to boot.
The International Institute of Strategic Studies and the UN Office on Drugs and Crime (UNODC), in their joint ‘Afghanistan Cannabis Survey’, released last Wednesday – just in time for a big ‘Easter Surprise’ - estimate that 24 thousand hectares of cannabis per year are now being cultivated in Afghanistan since the NATO invasion – and that will sure roll up into a whole shitpile of biftas.

UNODC Executive Director Antonio Maria Fuctifino declared in the report that "the astonishing yield of the Afghan cannabis crop makes Afghanistan the world’s biggest producer of hashish, estimated at between 1,500 and 3,500 tons a year," being 145 kg per hectare, compared with Morocco’s 40 kg. No wonder Pres’ O’Barmy sent out an extra 30,000 troops – to help with the hash harvests. Cannabis fetches $3,900 USD in income per hectare, compared with opium’s $3,600 USD.

Not only are the above facts shocking, worse still is the accusation that NATO troops are guarding the opium and hashish crops, plus NATO assuming responsibilities for all military air transport to deliver both the opium and hashish to their global market distribution points.

So what exactly is NATO doing in Afghanistan, where the Taliban was supposed to surrender ten years ago and is still a force to be reckoned with. Where heroin production has risen no less than 40 times in the same period and now Afghanistan’s claim to fame is world record holder of opium and cannabis production. God bless America.

Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies and mis-spoken references.