Thursday, 1 September 2011

UK Plotting Afghan Karzai’s Downfall

In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

In the biggest security fuck-up since the last security fuck-up, the moronic International Development Secretary, Andy Pandy Mitchell, walked out of the front door of 10 Downing Street on Tuesday with a Top Secret briefing document in his hand, totally visible to sharp-eyed press hacks, who trained a score of telephoto camera lenses on the cover sheet of the A4 bundle - then scuttled back to their rat holes to process the shots and enlarge the script to a decipherable font size.

So, due this display of gross incompetence that would get lesser men fired in the real world, the cat’s out of the bag and no amount of spin or bullshit is going to get Tiddles back in there.
Following in the immoral and felonious footsteps of New Labour’s notorious war criminal, Tony Bliar, the UK’s Libservative Coalition Prime Minister, Cabbage Patch Dave Scameron, and his Millionaires Cabinet, are already acting on the orders of their Rothshite bankster family crime syndicate masters: get rid of Afghan President Hamid Kami-Karzai and the inner circle cabinet of career nepotists 'before' his second 5 year term of office expires in 2014 – with ‘before’ implying ‘immediately, if not sooner'.

The facing page of the secret memo photographed by reporters from the red top gutter press revealed that Scameron’s government is actively working on a plot of Machiavellian proportions to topple Hamid Kami-Karzai – the incumbent Afghan President and leader of the ruling corruption-ridden National Kleptocracy Party: a nefarious scheme that has been welcomed and endorsed by all members of the NATO Atlantic Alliance warmongers involved with the illegal neo-colonial occupation of Afghanistan.

So, just how to engineer and deliver this reversal of fortune onto the head of the hapless Karzai? A military coup demanding honest and democratic elections? Radioactive thallium in his coffee - al la Yasser Arafat? An ‘Et tu Brutus?’ Caesarian style back-stabbing? Mercury in the heel of his Doc Martins? A stray Shitehawk missile from a rogue UAV Raptor drone slamming into his motorcade? A Black Talon expanding round from a NATO sniper’s M24-E1/ XM2010 rifle through his thick skull? One of the Taliban’s Mohammed al Ka-Boom Brigade’s Semtex vest suicide bombers sneaked through the Presidential security net cobweb?

Hmmm, knowing the depths of criminal depravity that these venally corrupt Western governments will stoop to in order to achieve their ZioNazi Master’s objectives, then anything’s on the table.

Karzai, a US-installed political muppet gopher, who’s plunging popularity is on a par with that of chemotherapy clinics, and the type of person dogs bark at as he walks down the street, is suffering a lack of commitment and credibility in the eyes of his Zionist masters due repeated ‘patriotic’ calls of “Yankee go Home!” every time the moronic psychopaths in command of the NATO military occupation ‘accidentally’ happen to snuff another school full of sprogs.

Thought for the day: Will the erring International Development Secretary, Andrew Mitchell, suffer a bout of acute embarrassment and ignominy concerning his epic security faux pas and decide to do the right thing and observe the Greek bureaucratic tradition of exorcising shame and indignity – by falling on his own paper knife?

Hmmm, perhaps he might be persuaded to slip into a Semtex suicide vest himself and deliver it personally to the ill-fated Karzai.

Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.

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