Scameron Scores ‘Hypocrisy & Irony’ First

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UK PM, Posh Dave Scameron, the Rothshite crime syndicate’s current Downing Street gopher, took to the podium at the United Nations HQ in New York on Thursday and proselytised to any fucker and their dog interested enough to pay heed to his bloviating blather and sophistry that the world needs to be faster off the mark in expediting military action to clamp down on despotic regimes and suppressive totalitarian, fascist states abusing their democracy-starved peasant masses.

These will hopefully include Bahrain, Egypt, Saudi Arabia, Yemen and Israel who have a bad habit for slaughtering critics and dissidents infected by the current pro-democracy pandemic of Arab Spring Flu and demanding socio-political reforms. Or, as in Israel’s case, butchering the hapless Palestinian population whose sovereign lands they stole in the Yawm an-Nakbah (Day of Catastrophe) – the 1948 Israeli blood and guts campaign to drive the Palestinians out of ‘Palestine’ and found their illegal outlaw Zionist crime state.

Both United States and British officials are scrambling to avert a diplomatic crisis which is aimed at making Israel look ‘really bad’ when the West Bank’s Palestinian Authority President Mahmoud Abbas - who has vowed on a stack of Korans to do his duty - stands before the UN Security Council today and petitions for recognition of the sadly diminished, once-proud sovereign state of Palestinian as an independent country – an action that has unified a multitude of people from different political affiliations to protest against Israel’s intransigence in returning land to the Palestinians.

Abbas wants their national borders returned to the pre-1967 boundaries – and this is the main bone of contention - a tripwire of rhetoric over logic and real-politik on how to achieve peace between Israel and the Palestinians when the UN Resolution will demand the eviction of all illegal Shylock settlers and demolish the racist Great Apartheid Walls the rogue Israeli regime has erected around the marginalised ghettos of the occupied West Bank and the Gaza Strip.

To demonstrate how moronic he really is when opening mouth before engaging brain, Scameron and his minders had obviously never yet thought through the ironic implications (and hopefully massive ramifications of ridicule) resulting from his little hypocritical pep talk to the assembly of the institutionalised corrupt doss house that the UN has long ago become.

Scameron, a man who still thinks wood grows on trees, used his inaugural speech to the United Nations to demand that the organisation becomes less of a talking shop and intervenes with an iron fist when peasants living under brutal regimes require its help (such as the Palestinians of the West Bank and Gaza Strip – both under the jackboot of the ZioNazi Israelis).

Alas, Cabbage Patch Dave unfortunately missed the point, that while under strict orders to use the British Security Council vote to veto the Palestinian bid for statehood recognition with extreme prejudice aforethought, he’s promoting UN-sanctioned NATO military actions against regimes – such as Israel – but mentioning only the Arab Muslim nations the Western neo-colonial bankster cabal are seeking to oust the leaderships of - in the name of reform and democracy - and bring about regime change so as to install their approved muppet-on-a-string tyrants – with Syria, Lebanon, Yemen, Somalia and Iran on the shit list once they finally get finished fucking around with Libya.

In a clear statement of intent following NATO's unsuccessful campaign against Libya, where the headcount ratio of civilian dead far exceeds that of Gaddafi’s troops, Scameron informed international leaders that the world must be prepared to act again.
“Operation Kill Every Fucker’ against Libya has been extended by 90 days from the September 27th deadline. By that time we should have killed every twat old enough to bleed, and the rebel’s National Transitional Council can hopefully be left to their own devices to get on with their ethnic cleansing and revenge campaigns and we can focus our attentions on the next worthy Arab Spring uprising that needs a no-fly zone initiating and their government kicking out.”

Scameron added that the North African and Middle East ‘Arab Spring’ uprisings had dramatically reshaped international relations in 2011 and represented a massive opportunity to spread death and destruction and secure vital arms sales contracts - but only if they seized the opportunity and got the boot in first.

Finally Scameron emphasised that action must be tailored from country to country. "What was right in Libya – letting NATO bomb the living shit out of anything that moved to kill that cunt Gaddafi - will not necessarily be the right thing to pull on our good mate Sheikh Fizzy al Kaseltzer in Bahrain – as that’s where the US Fifth Fleet’s docked."

However, as Tony Bliar did so disingenuously 12 years ago at the UN, Scameron effectively outlined the conditions he has been informed must be met before military action can take place effectively – such as rattling up a couple of dodgy dossiers, preferably with some first class propaganda photos of weapons of mass distraction – then have Mossad do another 7/7 and blow up a few more tube trains on the London underground system – and perhaps a double decker bus too for good measure - and once again blame it on some stupid Yorkshire-based Paki’ stooge like Mohammed al Ka-Boom and Al Qaeda’s Jolly Jihad bin Patsy Brigade.

Then to round off the pre-attack disinformation / shit-stirring campaign, snuff a couple of Ox-Rat’s whistleblowers with a blunt gardening knife and a few Co-Proxamol tablets – preferably up in Oxfordshire’s Grassy Knoll Woods - now notorious for the number of celebrity snitch and grasser assisted suicides it has hosted since 9/11.

Just prior to Scameron’s appearance to address the UN, the smarmy twat met his US Rothshite stooge counterpart, Barky O’Barmy, the Kenyan cuckoo currently sitting behind the Oval Office desk, for a brief tête-à-tête. After their protracted three minute meeting O’Barmy hailed the incestuous relationship between the United States and Britain - and the wife-swapping bonhomie enjoyed by the two leaders – then invited Posh Dave to join him for a boys only fudging session at his favourite Faggot’s Row bath house in Chicago - with his one-time handler and super-corrupt kikester, Mayor Rahm Emanuel, the next time he’s in the US attending to Baron Rothshite’s business.

Thought for the day: One thing you can always rely on with Cabbage Patch Dave Scameron – alike Tony Bliar before him – he never fails to disappoint us.

Further, in an attempt to take the definition of ‘nasty bastards’ to a new level of meaning, pro-Zionist political stooges in the US Senate and Congress, acting on orders from AIPAC and the Bobo Nuttyahoo-controlled Knesset in Jerusalem, have vindictively demanded the closing of the PLO’s mission in Washington, and the cutting off of all U.S. aid to the Palestinian Authority leadership as punishment for their audacity to seek membership status at the United Nations when their country was annexed, Nazi-fashion, by force of arms back in 1948 - and is now called Israel.

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