Thursday, 24 January 2013

Scabby Abbott: Brit Culture ‘Pornified’

Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Now here’s a new word for the Oxford English Dictionary compilers to consider – the gospel according to New Labour’s bloated shadow ill-health minister, Diane Abbott, taking a break from her usual racist-orientated, tedious jeremiads against ‘white trash’ – speaking at the Chicken Little Institute for the Promotion of Mass Hysteria earlier this week pronounced that the stalwart British Anglo-Saxon culture (wot that?) has become ‘pornified" and is ‘hyper-sexualising’ our once-sceptred isle’s youth.
Hmmm, quick step back – take another look. Wow, excuse moi - that might just be ‘two’ new words. WTF is hyper-sexualising?

So, the lard-arsed Jamaican mama (an obese but well balance dark brown person - with a whopping colour-orientated chip on each shoulder) is off again on a holier-than-thou rampage, spouting any old garbage to get her triple-chinned face noticed and spread across the gutter press tabloid pages – but today directing her venomous diatribes at others rather than her customary taxi drivers and rich white boy targets.
This time around Dizzy Diane claims – in her personal, unqualified opinion – that the rise of sexual bullying via "sexting" - when people send sexually explicit text messages with piccies of exposed genitalia attached - is a result of the moral decline of our civilisation brought about by this Scrapheap Challenge of a coalition government posh honkeys from the Home Counties not ensuring that internet access is adult porno-restricted.

Point of correction required here for the unctuous Abbott and her flawed, one-size-fits-all approach to every fucking thing. We used to have laws against this type of filth – and to publish, transmit or display such was a criminal offence. However to expedite their ‘end game’ Big Brother state the powers that be decided the creation and maintenance of a dysfunctional society was required – hence the wholesale disruption of British cultural mores was slotted into the agenda with the availability of drugs, the decriminalisation of homosexuality, hard porn – and the promotion of a multi-cultural society by allowing any fucker and their dog from Third World basket case shitholes to come and settle here.

Apropos actual pornography’, this moral laxity kicked off with the open / public sale of Lady Chatterley’s Lover then soft porn Playboy with a scrubbed-out centrefold muff – and devolving morally to the likes of Hustler displaying hirsute gashes that resemble a black tomcat with its guts slashed open - and Dirty Desmond’s ‘Cum Sucking Wives’ on Sky’s Filth Channel.

Hence overt, public displays of sexuality are no longer frowned upon and simply viewed as part of an evolved and enlightened liberation.

In all truth perhaps it would be more fitting to blame the decline of the moral lobby to this vague shadow of its former Scary Mary Shitehouse and Frank Longford days of awe on government legislators – and especially so on New Labour’s fudging ministers living openly and in sin with their Brazilian catamites – and the likes of PM Ted Heath and a gaggle of Tory cabinet ministers for setting a very bad example by frequenting gay guest houses with their rent boys - and going around child care homes, sodomising children.

Abbott, whose opposition bench brief covers ‘pubic health’ (sic) claims that nine out of every ten British parents believe children were having to grow up too early, with 40% saying they had seen things in public places - while peeping through the bushes at Doggers Wood – or in Anne Summers sex toy store window displays or Victoria’s Secret advertisment hoardings, which they felt were inappropriate for children to be exposed to due their sexual content.

In a pathetic effort to add support to Abbott’s contentious facts, the head of the Mothers' Union, Candida Mingerot, carried out an independent review for the Pederast’s Gazette last year, looking at the pressures imposed on children by modern day society to grow up too quickly – such as finding out that the shitbag Libservative Coalition government has slashed their parent’s Child Tax Credits and other welfare benefits to zero to pay for the invasion of Libya and the funding of the Free Syrian Army rebels - so it’s goodbye to Xbox games, DVD rentals and the healthy 5 a day KFC / McD’s chew n spew take-aways – and back to a diet of noodles and Pestco’s cheap crap horsemeat burgers – or a freebie school lunch of toxic Turkey Twizzlers.

Notorious on the opposition benches for her unchecked bromidrosis and gluttonous behaviour in the House of Conmans dining room, Abbott informed one press hack from the Kiddie Fiddlers Review that she had increasing concerns over the commercialisation and sexualisation of children, the ease with which graphic pornography can be accessed through the internet - and the way in which young people use text messages and emails to exchange sexually explicit images of their contemporaries.

"Of course, sex is great – especially after watching a raunchy porno movie on the bedroom telly. But this should be a private thing and not ‘pornifying’ everyday school life – and girls shouldn't be forced to do things they don't feel comfortable with – like having to suck and swallow on an empty stomach – or take it up the bum if they’re already constipated."
“In 2009, the Beat-Bullying charity found that over a third of young people had received a sexually explicit text or email, with the majority of these coming from their actual teachers or celebrity DJs, BBC producers, Tory Monday Club members and Rochdale-based taxi drivers.”

So, can any fucker take Abbott seriously? This former Race Relations Officer at the National Council for Coloured Whingeing Twats - and now the New Labour MP for Hackers - is a class act vulgarian who claims top end Parliamentary expenses of £142,000 per annum on top of her £65,000 MP’s salary. Thus yet another trough-wallowing porker when it comes to Parliamentary expenses as there is no such thing as ‘enough’ with these scumbags – just ‘More!’

Within the Oxford English Dictionary’s indexed lexicon of 750,000-plus words there is none that accurately describes Abbott or her neurotic menopausal condition of ‘Odi Ergo Sum’ - however it has been unanimously agreed by a conclave of clinical psychologists that the word CUNT comes pretty close.

Thought for the day. Abbott claimed, at a 1988 black studies conference in Philadelphia, US of A, that the British invented racism. This typical gobshite comment yet again highlights her ignorance and unsuitability to hold public office – and too her lack of historical study, anthropology – and the culture and customs of the ‘caste-ridden’ Indian sub-continent – where racism has been evolved into an actual art form – from bonkers Brahmins at the apex of their society to dodgy untouchable Dalits that serve as doormats – and a bunch more in between.

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1 comment:

w said...

How do these useless gobshites get elected to 'govern' us? Oh! Ok! I get it......." Iz it cos I iz black"?