US VP Bidet Applauds Gaza Flotilla Attack

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US Vice President Joe Bidet has told press and media hacks that Israel had an "absolute right" to attack peace activists on the Gaza-bound Freedom Flotilla – even in international waters – to defend the Holy Land from heathen terrorists intent on kicking the usurping kikesters out and returning Palestine to its rightful, historic owners – the Palestinians.

Bidet went one step further down the road to absolute political perdition and international condemnation for his toadying sycophancy by stating for the record that the United States of AIPAC wholly supported an Israeli investigation of the incident by the Knesset’s Ministry of Whitewash & Coverups - similar to South Korea's recent probe into the sinking of one of its warships – er – by one of its own submarines – which would nevertheless be blamed on the hapless Nor-Kor’s.

He also played down any suggestion of a rift between Israel and the United States, declaring for anyone interesting in listening to his pro-Yidster twaddle “No US administration in history has been as up-front and supportive of Israel's security as this administration – especially so as it’s run by pro-Zionists and Shylocks," the Daily Shitraker quoted Bidet as saying as Rahm Emanuel stood behind him, clapping his hands in applause and whispering “Good dog.”

Bidet made the idiotic expression of support for Israel’s criminal chutzpah despite the fact that the attack on the Freedom Flotilla has been strongly condemned across the globe by every fucker and their dog with a social conscience and two moral brain cells still achieving telemetry.

The rogue state Israeli military attacked the Gaza Freedom Flotilla in international waters in the Mediterranean Sea early on May 31, killing at least 19 people on board the six ships, mostly Turkish nationals, and injuring about 50 others – in a typical cultural display of Jewish welcome.

The kikester criminals further arrested nearly 700 activists from 42 countries on board the Gaza Freedom Flotilla, which was attempting to break the illegal and internationally-condemned three year siege of Gaza in order to deliver humanitarian assistance to the long-suffering people of the territory. Yep, humanitarian aid – wheelchairs, medical supplies - and building materials (bricks) – which the Israelis claim will be used by Hamas for military purposes – ie thrown at the IDF’s thugs.

So, the gospel according to Joe ‘Robinette’ Bidet – a career Zionist and Israeli apologist who Mossad and AIPAC have by the short and curlies for his past perverted sexual indiscretions involving kiddie fiddling, gay bath houses and woolly farm animals - is that "Israel has an absolute right and is wholly justified in their pathological paranoia when dealing with its security interests – even to strike offshore and in international waters – regardless of loss of life or consequences."

A great pity Mr Bidet is a typical red-neck moron and has never studied the vagaries of recorded history concerning that which he elects as permissable miliatry actions.

For instance, the Gleiwitz Incident was a staged attack against the German radio station in Upper Silesia, Germany on the eve of World War Two in Europe that carried the appearance of Polish aggression against Germany and was used by Berlin to justify the subsequent invasion of Poland – and hence the kick-starting of WW2.

The military forces of the Imperial Japanese Army attacked China in 1937 after Kuomintang troops purportedly opened fire on them at the boundary Marco Polo Bridge close to Peking and became the benchmark for the start of the Second Sino-Japanese War (1937–1945).

Both these incidents of course being the precusors to the European and Pacific theatres of the Second World War – hence we ponder if the Gaza Freedom Flotilla assault might be the precursor to World War Three – that the superbly arrogant mad dog Israeli leadership has been chomping on the bit to kick-start
for quite some time – and brought about ‘accidentally’ by the Israeli psychopaths acting in US-approved self-defence.

Ah, what pity the perennially-whingeing Israeli ‘victims’ have such short memories concerning ships trying to breach a blockade – al la the Exodus 1947.
This was a ship carrying Jewish emigrants, that left France on July 11, 1947, with the intent of transporting its passengers to Palestine.
Most of the emigrants were Holohoax ‘survivor’ refugees, who had no legal immigration certificates or visas to enter the sovereign nation of Palestine (soon to be usurped by the greedy kikesters and renamed Israel the following year).

So, that’s the opinion of the Vice President of the United States of Israel – Mr Joe Robinette Bidet – as the Kenyan cuckoo – Barky O’Barmy is keeping pretty schtum on the issue – along with the super-dyke rug-munching Sec’ of Sleaze Hilarious Rodent Clinton.

However the lack of White House comment has opened the doors of infamy for the AIPAC-controlled Congressmen to stake out public positions on the matter and, perhaps predictably, those that have commented have universally praised the killings.

Rep. Gary Weaselberg, the House Foreign Affairs chair, praised the raid, stating he supported Israel’s decision to attack the ship and the decision of the commandos to use deadly force against the aid workers, who he claims were "brutally attacking" them – adding quite moronically that the whole matter was secretly Hamas fault.

Yeah, we know it’s not the Israelis fault - not that it ever is. They simply don’t like the democratically elected government of the sovereign state of Gaza – which just happens to be Hamas.

Well of course they don’t like Hamas – as they stand up for their people’s rights as a government is meant to do– unlike the past Palestinian Authority brown-nosing lickspittle Yessir Marrowfat whom Mossad poisoned – or the current PA leader Mahmoud Abbas in charge over in the equally-beleaguered West Bank occupied territory. Once again it’s just the same old shit with that sycophantic, grovelling and kowtowing twat.

Is he afforded any greater level of humanity, respect and dignity than that totally denied to the Palestinian population of the besieged Gaza Strip? Of course not. Abbas is simply yet another frog who dreams of becoming a toad, whom history shall treat with short shrift and piss on his memory – whereas Gaza’s duly and democratically-elected Prime Minister Ismail Haniyeh might succumb to martyrdom but will be remembered as a leader who fought against the jackboot of Israeli aggression.

Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies and mis-spoken references.

Oh, and by the way, fuck the Freemasons and their New World Order – and the Rothshite crime syndicate and their kikester’s (Jewish gangsters) Protocols of the Elders of Zion.

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